What in the Hell Is a Selfie Brush and Why Would Anyone Need One
At long last, technology has finally figured out how to combine two of the most important activities on Earth—taking pictures of ourselves and brushing our hair.
In addition to the Selfie Toaster, we now are blessed with the arrival of the Selfie Brush. For those mystified (or perhaps terrified) by the words I just wrote, I have compiled a handy Q&A just for you. Enjoy:
So, what the hell is the Selfie brush?
Well, as you have may have deduced it is a brush that doubles as a way to take selfies. Actually, it’s just an iPhone case that doubles as a hairbrush. So it’s essentially just slightly more sophisticated than duct taping your phone you an old brush you have.
Huh, why did I even bother to ask?
Don’t beat yourself up over it, because there is no way a normal human brain is capable of processing this concept without spitting the idea out like a piece of spoiled meat.
OK, so it’s basically just a brush? I have a brush. Why do I need this?
Well, to take the world’s most perfect selfies, that’s why!
How am I going to do that?