Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Last night at the Council of Fashion Designers of America, designers and celebrities hit the red carpet in ensembles both incredibly fashionable and incredibly ugly.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Zachary Quinto's lapels really bring out his eyebrows. Downton Abbey's Dan Stevens seems to have stepped in manure on his way to Crawley House. Score one for the Shitastic Shoe Society.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Very handsome in classic black: Ethan Hawke and Andy Cohen.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Looking gorgeous in creamy white: Donna Karan, Joan Smalls, Rachel Roy.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Diane von Fürstenberg reminds me of a magnet I saw that read, "If you think you're too old to do a thing, do it." The bow in the hair, the fishnets, the cut-outs, the shoes? She's breaking all the rules. The lady just don't give a fuck. Kudos. (Shitastic Shoe count: 2)

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Sleek and slinky: Alessandra Ambrosio.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Black and white looks fresh and springy on Candice Swanepoel, Hilary Rhoda, and Nicole Miller's friend Cameron Silver in a checkered suit. (BTW, our Hideous Shoe count is now at 3.)

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Effusing the peachy/romance vibes: Erin Fetherston, Juliette Lewis, Betsey Johnson. (Lulu Johnson is full-on hissing Hollywood cat lady.)

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Light, airy, pretty: Hailee Steinfeld, Olivia Palermo, Nicole Miller. Although. Olivia's shoes are joining the Fugly Footwear Club. Making it 4!

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Playful patterns: Miranda Kerr, Brad Goreski, Tracy Reese.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Doing saturated color: Julie Macklowe, in socialite ball gown chic; Ashley Madekwe in peek-a-boo pastel aqua; Ireland Baldwin in siren-call crimson.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Kerry Washington is gorgeous, and I miss Olivia Pope already, but her skin looks sallow in this color. Not flattering. Sad face.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Sofia Vergara in the usual, aka what works for her: Bombshell silhouettes and giant jewels.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Sparkle and shine: Ellie Kemper is adorable in bronze starbursts; Adriana Lima looks ridiculous in that sheer nonsense; Karolina Kurkova makes tiny shorts look crisp and formal.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Coppery liquid gold plays up Nicole Richie's flawless skin.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

At a fashion event in New York, you can always bet on black. Vera Wang rocked black trousers under a slate gray tunic; Michelle Harper went as a goth unicorn; Rooney Mara's laser-cut lace is edgy yet elegant.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Elizabeth Olsen and Mary-Kate Olsen are swathed in some kind of shroud chic. Karlie Kloss channels her inner Margaery Tyrell.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Jemima Kirke of Girls and Jessa Johansson share the same wardrobe, apparently.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Living legend Linda Evangelista: Timeless, classic, beautiful. Portrait of Madame X -esque.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Eh, Jessica Chastain looks okay.

Weird See-Through Gowns and Hideous Shoes at the CFDA Awards

Favorite look? Linda Cardellini, neither Freak nor Geek nor Don Draper's paramour Sylvia Rosen but downright foxy/stunning/fierce in a leather sheath, geometric earrings and a great, face-framing upswept do. A+.

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