Watch This Fabulous Chicken Judge The Hell Out Of a Kid's New Haircut

You know when you get a new haircut and even your best friends don’t recognize you? Like on the makeover episode of America’s Next Top Model? The only one worth watching per season? Well, now you can watch the same thing happen, except the surprised friend is a judgy-as-hell chicken.

First of all, I didn’t even know that chickens like to hug so that is an important fact that I will be tucking away for later. But second of all, and this is more important, I had no idea that chickens could not only recognize their friends but then give feedback on the quality of said friend’s haircut. Chickens are fabulous. Why are we eating them instead of making them president?

Also: Here is a whole collection of videos featuring the same kid and a hugging chicken. You’re welcome.