Watch These People Lie About Watching the State of the Union Address

Dudes, it’s okay if you didn’t watch the State of the Union address. Really, it’s okay. I didn’t watch it because I knew there’d be 100 roundups that I could read this morning to help catch me up and because of that, I had my last night free to go and lose remarkably at bar trivia. Don’t get me wrong — you’re definitely not a bad person for watching the State of the Union address. In fact, you probably are a better person than the rest of us. I’m just saying that if you did happen to miss it, don’t lie and say you watched it, especially to the nice lady reporting for Jimmy Kimmel’s Lie Witness News.

You’ll get burned just like many have before you.