It’s been a tough week for One Direction fans. And now that the weekend is drawing near, promising a full two days of grieving without any annoying interruptions like insensitive teachers or parents who just don’t get it. Since the only way you’ll ever see the boys together again is in your imagination, we’ve compiled the best Zayn fanfic for your mourning needs.
Before we venture forward into this roundup of beautiful stories written by the most dedicated fans on the internet, let me remind you that there may be some adult content (all adult content) involved. Because the boys are both multi-faceted and adventurous, there may even be a pregnancy or three. But who wouldn’t give their right arm right now just so that Zayn could dump his seed into Harry and have the latter give birth to a mini-Zayn who could take his father’s place on the world tours that this band will undoubtedly go on forever because no one will ever lose interest in a manufactured pop band created solely for profits. Wow, that was a long sentence. Why don’t you take a deep breath and dive into the ten best stories you could be reading right now.
Who Was the Doner?
This story, written by a fan whose name has been lost to the ages, is short, to the point and a great reminder about exactly what kind of guy Zayn was. He wasn’t just a head of thick hair you wanted to run your fingers through, and he wasn’t just a pair of smoldering eyes. He was also a kind, caring man who would do anything for the ones he loves, including undergoing a completely illegal procedure in which his healthy heart, full of joy, is wrenched out of his body to give life to the “you” that he won’t ever let go of.
“You’ll be fine love.” Zayn and you are waiting infront of the surgery room. Your getting ready for a heart transplant. As Zayn is looking at you he sais, ” Did you hear me? You’ll be fine and I love you. I love you!” You look at him and nodd. ” But-“”Remember, I will always be in your heart whatever hapens. Your the one I love and always remember that.” He interupts. You stop there and hug him. He snifs a bit because he starts to cry. You look at him and smile. He grins just a bit. The nurse walks out. ” Hun, you ready?” You look at Zayn and walk away. You turn around once more to look at him and he is there watching your every move.
Your waiting outside the room after your surgey wating for Zayn to come. It has been 45 minutes and you loose your patience so you ask the nurse who brought you in. ” Exuse me?” You say slowly. ” Where is the boy that was with me before I walked in for my surgery?” She looks at you and replies. ” Oh, you don’t know who the doner was?
I may be completely wrong about this, but if The Doner (“Oh, you don’t know who the doner was?) was a real thing that happened, I imagine that the poor person (“you,” in this case would survive for only about an hour or so before the angry One Directioners on Twitter found out where you were recuperating, stormed down there with knives and pitchforks and forcibly removed the heart from your chest, making you the doner. (It speaks to the duality of man.)
The Dark and The Twisted: Zayn- Angry Sex
A multi-vignette second person account of your trysts with every member of 1D in full and glorious detail. While the main character “your name” has the energy to be dominated by Liam, Niall, Harry and the rest of the band, you should skip all that for now and move directly to chapter 9, which is eerily on topic considering Zayn’s sudden departure from the band.
In this chapter, Zayn believes you are cheating on him, and while he’s certain you wouldn’t do that because “I’m Zayn Malik” he still needs to teach you a lesson about loyalty and “getting it hard” for seeing men that aren’t him. (Kind of creepy if you ask me, but whatever floats the teenager’s who wrote this boat.) (And this was clearly written by a teenager.)
It’s an excellent story if you’re interested in inserting yourself into the narrative and if you’ve ever wondered what it would be like to make the most awkward dirty talk with one of the world’s most famous men.
Zayn, please…” you whisper hoarsely. He cocks up one eyebrow and gives you a challenging look.
“What, Y/N? What do you want me to do?” he teases you, slightly entering his tip before pulling away again.
“Put it in, please. And fuck me, hard,” you continue and a cocky smile plays at the corner of his mouth.
To be honest, that’s also how I talk during sexy times (and another problem is I call it “sexy times”) so I felt really transported into the world of Zayn and Y/N. To make this really fly, though, you should probably copy/paste the story and write your name into it. It might even make you feel closer to Zayn! And isn’t that all we want right now?
Breaking Bracelets With Zayn
Taking inspiration from the “sex bracelet” trend that wasn’t (remember? the one where jelly bracelets meant all sorts of weird, gross sex things?) this story is set in an alternate universe where all 1D members are gay and Harry and Zayn are secretly in love with each other. Too shy to just start making out in front of the others, the two use sex bracelets as a way to enter into a sexual relationship without coming off as too gay or anything. They’re just having sex because the bracelets told them to. You know, like in normal relationships. Lots of romance (including hickeys and hugging), internet research and descriptions of Zayn’s underwear.
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