Being alive in the modern day is so exciting for a lot of reasons. Kids are always finding new ways to try and have sex over the 'Net, we're constantly learning new stuff about dolphins, and, best of all, basically every month we all suddenly come to a consensus that a new part of the body is okay to show in public. It's like a roller coaster of bare erogenous zones! Which one will be next?
Less than a month ago, we posited that "topboob" or "full-on nipple boob" would be the Next Big Thing (via running out of boob areas to expose). No, not yet; today is not the full-on-nipple boob's day, decided the universal unconscious: so welcome to the Age of Underbutt.