To answer your questions, I do not know why, and I do not know how.

Here is what we know: Last year, a strange video emerged of several Russian women attempting to surf in high heels. They weren’t very good at it, because of gravity. On August 31, 2015, a better-quality video emerged in the same vein, featuring French professional surfer Maud Le Car. As it turns out, Maud surfs in high heels better than I walk in them.

What does it all mean?


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