TLC's Latest Exploitation Victims: Adorable Adult Virgins

30-year-old virgins. A guy who solemnly admits he’s “not a virgin entirely by choice.” A couple who save their very first kiss for their wedding day. A first kiss so awkward that folks are openly face-palming as the bride and groom smooch at the altar. These elements can only mean one thing: TLC has a new show a-brewing. Yes, The Virgin Diaries will premiere this Sunday and will feature at least one couple who are so hopelessly adorable and, um, virgin-y that their liplock style can only be described as “unique.” Virgin Diaries will start out as a one-time special, but if it takes off — which I can only assume it will — I can guarantee it’ll be sandwiched in between Toddlers & Tiaras and I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant faster than you can say “Sister Wives.”