You've read all the love poems, filtered through all the advice columns online, read all the self-help books, watched all the corny romance movies and you think you know exactly what you're looking for in a soul mate. But could this short film actually have the real reason why you're still single?
Courtesy of the folks at Paul Gale Comedy, this video is a nice antidote to all the saccharine-soaked love stories you're going to hear and read for the rest of the day. So, while some random "relationship guru" on the Today Show is rambling about how "true love is found in the deep layers of your soul's most precious heart wings," just keep this in mind.
Happy Valentine's Day. And remember, if all else fails, hey—I still love you guys. For real.