This Mashup of Royal Media Coverage Is TerrifyingCallie Beusman7/18/13 2:50pmFiled to: royal babyroyalspregnancykate middleton30EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkThe Royal Baby is King or Queen of a lot of things: obviously, the future King or Queen of England, but also Ruler of the Womb and, it probably goes without saying, #1 Top Regent of the Unsolicited Uterus Update. And what a long, strange trip it's been: the world has stared at, scrutinized, and speculated about Kate Middleton's pregnancy for what feels like a millennium now. ABC's Jon Williams has called it "the most anticipated birth since the dawn of Twitter." Rabidly agreeing with this claim, the media has obsessively compared Kate's pregnancy to other famous pregnancies, lauded her maternity fashion choices, camped outside of her hotel room for days on end, and uttered the phrase "baby bump" a truly unsettling amount of times. And now, as humanity mills about, grumbling "where is Royal Baby" to itself, let's take a moment to reflect.