This is a Heron Surfing on a Hippo in Real Life and I'm Losing It

How is this not a cartoon? What is nature? Why is the world of animals so interesting and majestic? How do I, a human male in my thirties, surf on the back of a hippo? Seriously, is there anything you could watch this week that is better than this? I’m honestly losing my shit over here.

What do you think? Shit lost or shit collected?