'The Plastics' are a "singing" "group" of people who got a ton of surgery to not really look much like celebrities with whom they have an unhealthy level of obsession. Their debut single is about as awful as you'd expect.

Fittingly, the music of The Plastics — a group of three people who paid a lot of money to look like other people has a name that was copied from a popular film — is completely autotuned. Even the talking is autotuned. This is derivative garbage culture collapsing in on itself until it forms a pulsating singularity.

How long could you listen? I made it all the way through and now my face is permanently frozen in a ghoulish grimace and I know for sure I don't want to bring children into this world.