It’s probably safe to assume that these dogs are stoned, not because surfers of all breeds adhere to the stoner beach bum stereotype, but because they seem really calm. What gives? Aren’t they afraid that all this erratic doggy paddling and splashing will draw the attention of great white sharks? That happens, you know. Dogs and their frenzied, paddle-for-your-life swimming style are like fuzzy shark magnets once you toss them in the ocean.