The Va J-J Visor Is a Safety Hat For Your ClitorisS

Here's my conflicted train of thought re: the Va j-j visor, a "a revolutionary, patent pending, disposable shield designed to help protect a woman's inner vulva area (inner labia, clitoris, and vaginal opening)" while removing pubes that's "soft and flexible and will naturally fit to the shape of your body, while your body's natural muscular tension holds it effortlessly in place."

  • Fuck the patriarchy.
  • I consider myself an open-minded woman, but if I ever saw one of these pastel clit shields in a friend's bathroom, I'd reconsider our friendship.
  • But why? Who am I to forbid someone who wants to protect their delicate parts with a purple plastic visor? It comes very highly recommended on drugstore.com!
  • Not to be a bitch, but this seems pretty remedial. Can't you just use your hand? (Says a person who recently sprained her ankle while walking slowly down a street, so maybe I'm not one to talk about careful movements...)
  • Great, can't wait to read the next "sex adventure" piece about the woman who tried a Va j-j visor!!! (THIS IS SARCASM!)
  • Am I shaming women for writing about their personal experiences?
  • Why does it have to be called the Va j-j Visor? Why? Why???

AND Cosmo's already on it (actually, the Va j-j visor has been around for years; it seems it has recently resurfaced, lack of patent notwithstanding):

Here's how it works: You take the boat shaped device and place it vertically over your inner vulva area, between your vagina lips aka labia majora. The Va j-j visor effectively covers from your clitoris to the bottom of your bum. Once the visor is properly protecting you, your vaginal muscles should naturally hold it in place. Then, you can shave the sensitive surrounding area, like the top of your labia majora (a spot I never groomed myself—until now).

While shaving, you must keep one hand on the device to make sure it doesn't slip. I found that for the most part, the Va j-j Visor stayed in place...except when I opened my legs real wide. Once you're done, you can toss the product in the trash. With the visor protecting the most intimate part of my vagine, my shaving fears melted away and I have to admit, I've never had a better shave down there in my life.

K, I'm out of thoughts. You can buy it here. But at least dye it black.