The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

I'm not sure if these shows have a theme, but if they do, this one was definitely "Escaped Insane Asylum Hell Clown" meets "Kinda Boring Halloween Party". (If I guessed right: Bravo, Victoria's Secret!)

The 2013 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was at Lexington Avenue Armory, and frankly: I was not impressed. I like to see these ladies' with fifty tons of peacock feathers stapled to their backs and hobbling down the runway in 52-inch heels because that's how you put on A GD SPECTACLE. I want glamour! I want drama! I want at least one model to fall and then I want Taylor Swift to descend on wings of an angel/ceiling cords to lift the woman back up to the heavens WHERE SHE BELONGS.

Oh, well. Maybe next year.

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS

The 10 Most WTF Outfits from Tonight's Victoria Secret's Fashion ShowS


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