The Sad Tale of the Kitten Who Was Terrible at Jumping

You’ll get it one day, little one. Hell, it took me over 30 years to figure out how to balance my checkbook — figuring shit out takes time. Of course, your lifespan isn’t nearly as long as mine, so you should get on it.

Update: Ugh, the headline totally should’ve been: The Sad TAIL of the Kitten Who Was Terrible at Jumping