The New York Times Is So Titillated By 'Fully Dressed' Porn Stars Testifying on Safety Regulations
LatestA California state health board voted down a measure Thursday that could have required adult film performers to wear condoms, face masks, dental dams, rubber gloves, and goggles. The New York Times was there, with a few words about the actual ruling and many asides about what the porn stars who testified were wearing and looked like.
This legitimately weird story from the NYT’s Thomas Fuller tried very, very hard to write about the actual ruling from the state’s Division of Occupational Safety and Health’s Standards Board, which had enormous implications for the adult industry and which industry experts said could move many porn shoots out of California altogether. But porn stars were there! Wearing clothes? And that must be explored, mustn’t it:
“If you guys don’t want us here, we can take our business outside of California,” Jessy Dubai, an actress wearing a form-fitting beige dress, told the board, echoing a common threat in the long-running dispute over condoms that the lucrative business will decamp for Nevada and elsewhere if this state cracks down.
After Ms. Dubai finished her comments, she sashayed past the board in stiletto heels. The hearing ended with the board deciding to vote down the proposal as written, but to reconsider a revised version over the next year.
Elsewhere, Fuller noted that the porn performers who testified were a “parade” of “fully dressed” people—yes, that’s usually how people present themselves when they’re giving testimony—that one person wore “a three-piece suit,” while another had “a black jacket and orange-tinted hair.” The public health expert who testified in favor of the regulations wasn’t physically described. Wonder why!