The Lindsay Lohan Reality Experience Is Coming to OWN

According to the starstruck executives at OWN, Oprah has landed the interview of the millennium, or, at the very least, an interview with a millennial: Lindsay Lohan will offer her first post-rehab musings to Oprah's patient visage. Not only that, but the new-and-improved, post-rehab Lindz will also star in a short reality series on OWN, because there's nothing that helps a floundering showbiz career quite like stint in reality television. (If you could find Denise Richards, she'd definitely attest to that.)

Lohan's 90-day rehab heel-cooling is scheduled to be over on July 31. Her sit-down with Oprah will tape and air in August, followed closely by an eight-part documentary series, presumably about Lohan handles life on the Outside. A Very Lindsay August will conclude with the August 28th premiere of The Canyons. Look for it at a West Coast Video near you! [Access Hollywood, Page Six]

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  • Somebody snapped some candid photos of Zac Efron wearing a Return of the Jedi baby-t and fleeing across a parking lot with a purple smoothie clutched in his hand. [Socialite Life]
  • Shameless robot-sympathizer Shia LaBeouf pulled up next to some dude on a motorcycle at a red light and offered him a bro-nod, as in, "I see you filmin' me, bro, and I'm totally into it." [YouTube]
  • Jane Lynch has filed for divorce from her erstwhile domestic partner, psychologist Lara Embry. [People]
  • Sebastian Silva, the director of the new Michael Cera mescaline road-trip movie Crystal Fairy, said (and I'm paraphrasing) that kids simply must have some drugs, but only of the spiritual, hallucinogenic variety (i.e. NO METH). In other words:The Lindsay Lohan Reality Experience Is Coming to OWN
  • The superannuated stars of Pawn Shop visited Disney World on Rascal scooters and TMZ's photo of the momentous occasion is kind of depressing. [TMZ]
  • Honey Boo Boo and family visited our nation's capital, and TMZ's parenthetical joke "White (Trash) House" is kind of depressing. [TMZ]
  • The Lone Ranger fiasco notwithstanding, Johnny Depp is going to be in all the Disney movies from now until the end of time. [Cinema Blend]
  • Ryan Gosling wrote an article about how humans shouldn't be such dicks to farm animals, particularly to pigs. [Globe and Mail].
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  • This is possibly the best thing to come out of Sharknado: The Lindsay Lohan Reality Experience Is Coming to OWN

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