We all know that cats are smarter than dogs, but what about cat people? In choosing a pet with superior intellect, are they also manifesting their superior intellect? Or are they just blundering into pet ownership with their macrame wardrobes and their dolls made of cat hair? It’s the first thing, obviously — for instance, people with graduate degrees are more likely to have cats to help them cope with the loneliness of chronic underemployment and to scratch their eyelids as soon as they fall asleep.

via Buzzfeed