I'd be willing to wager that the most iconic part of the extremely iconic final dance scene in Dirty Dancing is Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes' "Time of My Life." So what happens when strip the scene of its very essence? Well, very squeaky shoes and very awkward panting.

Sigh, Patrick Swayze you eternal dreamboat, weathering the stormy seas of the hearts of anyone who has been a teenager. (ANYONE.) Now if you would excuse me, I will be listening to "Time of My Life" for the rest of my days.