The Fifty Shades Movie Has Bound and Gagged Its Two Leads

You’re staring into the bright, beautiful faces of Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey. Dakota Johnson (of Social Network semi-renown) and Charlie Hunnam (of robot vs. giant lizards fame) have been cast as the leads in movie adaptation of EL James’s extremely popular Fifty Shades of Grey.

Casting rumors had run as wild as a pack of hyenas jacked up on PCP since the Fifty Shades movie was announced back in March 2012, with Emma Watson and Armie Hammer at one point getting dragged down into the erotica mudpit. Sadly, these rumors were not to be, but Hunnam and Johnson should make a fine S&M Twilight fan fiction duo.