Things were going pretty good for you, weren't they? You were just living your modest little pleasurable life, handing out solo blowjobs as much as possible, content in the fact that you were pretty good at them, and that they were going how they were supposed to go — with a beginning, a middle, and an end. Some of them were even admirably slummy, at least for your neck of the woods. But then you read the Deranged Sorority Girl Cuntrepreneur Rebecca Martinson's new Vice column about her first double beej, and your face fell. Why? Why did you do that?
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