E! has released the first teaser for their upcoming docuseries Rob & Chyna, and it probably looks exactly like you expected it to. The two future parents hug, kiss, laugh, smile, and occasionally scream things like, “ARE YOU STILL TEXTING BITCHES?” while being driven around southern California.

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One line of voiceover in the promo (“They’re cute, they’re complicated, and they’re about to become family”) suggests the show will likely be a single-season affair leading up to Rob and Chyna becoming regulars on KUWTK, but we all know there’s no bigger waste of time than attempting to predict what those two will do next. So I guess I’ll stop here.