Have all your New Year’s resolutions for self-improvement yielded visible results over the past month? If not, you’re in luck! Though some sites are promising readers their “best butt ever” in 28 days, we at Jezebel have a method of attaining the butt you’ve always wanted in just three minutes.


Step 1: Find a photo of yourself standing in profile—you know, showing off the curves your mama gave you!

It’s like my mom always said, “A natural booty is a natural beauty!”

Step 2: Open that photo in Adobe Photoshop. (Don’t have Photoshop? Grab a free 30-day trial of the Adobe Creative Cloud here!)

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I am not throwin’ away my ‘shop!

Step 3: Click on Filter > Liquify.

Step 4a: Click on the “Bloat” tool on the left panel.

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Step 5a: Click and drag all over that booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.

Who needs a Brazilian Butt Lift when an Adobe® one is free!

Step 4b: Click on the “Pucker” tool on the left panel.

Step 5b: Click and drag all over that booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.

Ass so level you could build a house on it!

Step 6b: After completing the flat butt (see above), click on the “Bloat” tool on the left panel.

Step 7b: Click and drag all over the outside of your booty until it reaches your desired size and shape.

In France, this stylish derriere is called “Le Concave”

Final Step: Proudly share your butt with the world, and don’t forget to add #JezebelButtChallenge!


Contact the author at bobby@jezebel.com.

Images via Shutterstock.