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    Image of seekay22 seekay22
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I felt so special when I read the headline. He wanted to see me!

    Or you know, it's a casting call.
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    Image of Hooplehead Hooplehead
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    Noted fashion photographer Nigel Barker can see me in whatever he wants.
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    Image of RenoMartini RenoMartini
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I'm showing up in 20 minutes, looking like Little Edie, complete with headscarf and fur coat.

    "I heard you'd like to photo-graph me, Mistah Barker."
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    Image of Mary McCarthyite Mary McCarthyite
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    It's really nice how his Craigslist ad calls for girls aged 18-26.
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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I really need to get on the ball scheduling my Ty-over. Then we'll talk, Nigel. Then we'll talk.
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    Image of IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I kinda want to do this! I wish I had some pictures/the balls to ask someone to take modeling pictures of me.
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    Image of formergr formergr
    12/21/09

    @IBleedGlitter: The High Priestess of Tinsel: Use the timer on a digital camera, and you can do it yourself!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I have six days to do this before I'm a shriveled hag! AWESOME!
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    12/21/09

    @LaComtesse: Quick! Before all your pretty goes away!
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/21/09

    @sarasasa: It's going to be like a reverse "Beauty and the Beast." You know, like, when he turns 21 and Belle says she loves him he turns from a beast to a man. Well, at 9:35 p.m. on December 27th, I'm going to transform, too. Behold the future...
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    Image of LutherNipperkin LutherNipperkin
    12/21/09

    @LaComtesse: You know, I would totally hang out with you if you turned into her. She looks like hella fun.
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    LaComtesse promoted this comment LutherNipperkin was starred LutherNipperkin was unstarred
    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12/21/09

    @LutherNipperkin: Oh are you kidding?! This is probably what my soul looks like.
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    Image of applejuice applejuice
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    It must be a book about the YOUNG "naturally" beautiful. I know models are generally young, but if he is using "ordinary" people you'd think that they could lay off the 18-26 malarky.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I love how it says without makeup "if possible." Like, try your hardest to scrape all that caked shit off your face but don't go too crazy. I mean nobody wants to see your pores or anything.
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    Image of andromache andromache
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I want to see Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker's reaction to me in a swimsuit.

    I'm thinking screaming and vomiting, perhaps followed by the urge to scrub his eyeballs clean, and maybe even a "why, God, why?" and "she's smiling with her eyes AND her flab!!! NOOO!!!"
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    12/21/09

    @andromache: "Right, okay, a thong bikini for you, this sexy one piece bikini for you, oooh err a tankini for you, and... errr, oh my, I think we still a full body swimsuit from our 1930's photoshoot last week, go see if it fits, okay?"
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    Image of circlegirl circlegirl
    12/21/09

    @sarasasa: How about a birkini? That will cover that winter pudge.
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    Image of TrophyGal TrophyGal
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    I'll show him mine if he shows me his...
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    BabyJane promoted this comment TrophyGal was starred TrophyGal was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    If only I knew how to smize!
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    All this runway diva coach extraordinaire has ready at the moment is his birthday suit.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    Compensation: Getting hit on by sexy noted photographer, Nigel Barker.
    Coffee. And cigs (maybe).
     Reply
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    Image of Tchotchke Tchotchke
    12/21/09

    @femme-bot: I think that the sound of his accent might make up for the uninvited fondling. Maybe.
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    Image of rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny rmric0.wedding.photographer.and.manny
    12/21/09

    In reply to Noted Fashion Photographer Nigel Barker Wants To See You In A Swimsuit
    That's probably the least creepy call for models on craigslist.
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