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You Wanna Be
There's a neon color in use that my scanner won't pick up, but this is ANTM winner Teyona on the (back) cover of Seventeen. Thoughts? A few images from the interior shoot after the jump. More »On TopOn The Back -
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Winston Interviews Top Model Allison
Rich's cat Winston scored an exclusive interview with Allison Harvard, the big-eyed runner-up from ANTM Cycle 12, in which the pair talk about her weave, foreign policy, and of course, Tyra. More » -
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Janice Dickinson Drunk And Pilled-Up On Finland's Next Top Model
Janice Dickinson appeared on FNTM last week as a guest judge. Attempting to give modeling advice over dinner, she instead exhibited erratic behavior, downed a glass of red wine in a matter of seconds, fell down the stairs, then screamed that the contestants are "all so fucking dumb." More » -
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"Inside The Reality Studio" With Celia from Top Model
Rich interviewed Celia from ANTM and she dished all the dirt from Cycle 12, including an unaired screaming match between Tyra and Natalie, and how Tyra baited Celia into ratting out on Thalia. More » -
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ANTM Finale: "The Only Place Your Face Should Feel Like Novocaine Is Around The Lips"
Last night's finale was uneventful and unexciting, pretty much like the rest of this cycle. Just like Aminat's face, It felt like it had "Novocaine in the places it shouldn't be." More after the jump. More » -
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Did Top Model Complicate A Contestant's Eating Disorder?
ANTM Cycle 12 contestants were on Tyra today, and London — whose weight gain-shaming contributed to her elimination — showed up looking thinner. It's troubling, considering she has struggled with an eating disorder. More » -
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ANTM: Oh! It's A Lady!
On last night's episode, Tyra finally hung out with the girls - beyond the judging phase - when she shot them in the jungle...giving this cycle exactly what it's been missing: A crazy lady. More » -
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An Afternoon With Tyra Banks: Many Smiles, Multiple Faces
I don't follow Tyra Banks. I do not watch her talk show, nor have I ever seen more than 5 minutes of any cycle of America's Next Top Model. More » -
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ANTM: Allison Is Having Weave Issues, Among Other Things
The reason this cycle — and last night's episode — is so boring, is that Teyona taking first place seems to be a foregone conclusion. We're left to rely on Allison for elements of surprise. More » -
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ANTM Contestant Accuses Tyra Of Being "Shady"
ANTM contestant Natalie Pack seemed pissed when she was eliminated this week. Now she's saying she thinks Tyra is "shady," "plays favorites," and adds fuel to the rumors that Tyra and Jay Manuel "don't click." More » -
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ANTM: Contestants Are Told To Dress, Poop, Age Like A Model
Last night, the panel continued to give confusing advice to the girls, and critiqued their outfits more than their photos. The best part of the episode was when everyone laughed about Carmen Miranda's (painful?) death. More » -
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Britain's Next Top Model Features Eating Disordered Contestant
This week, Britain's Next Top Model Cycle 5 premiered. One contestant, Jade McSorley, is openly struggling with anorexia. Is a televised modeling competition appropriate for a young woman who was hospitalized just months before filming? More » -
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ANTM: One Model's "Huge" Physical Change Is Addressed
Last night, London's weight gain was addressed by the less-than-sensitive Jay Manuel. But I've been led to believe by this cycle's casting standards that this is actually an inner-beauty competition. More » -
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ANTM: Thigh Tension
On last night's episode, Paulina bitchily told London that her shorts were "not becoming." It's true. They weren't, but it had a lot more to do with that horribly unflattering lit-up runway. More » -
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You Wanna Be On Top?
ANTM is having a do-over casting call in NYC, after an overheated car caused hysteria and chaos at the March 14 audition. Rules for the casting call have been changed in response to that incident. More » -
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ANTM Cycle 12 Is Officially Boring
Actually it was officially boring since about the second week in, but my faith in camp, and its rapid-cycling tendency to go from so-bad-it's-bad back to so-bad-it's-good-again had me grasping at weave strands of hope. More » -
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ANTM: Celia Burns The Burned Girl
On last night's episode, Thalia (the one with the scars, and who sucks, in general) wanted to quit for like the 50th time. When she didn't get booted, Celia ratted her out to Tyra. More » -
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The Soup Reminds Us That In Tyra's World, There's Really Only One Top Model
Anyone who watches The Soup knows that Joel McHale and the crew have a love/hate relationship with Tyra Banks that results in hilarity for the rest of us. After the jump, "America's Next Top Tyra." More » -
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Book Report! America's Next Top Model: Fierce Guide To Life
ANTM is set to release a book on April 7 that is "The Ultimate Source of Beauty, Fashion, and Model Behavior." Lucky for you, we have a copy. Full report, after the jump! More » -
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ANTM Judges Are "Depressed" By What They See
Last night's episode was a testament to the fact that Tyra needs to be on more of the show than just the panel portion. Things are entirely too dignified when she's absent. More » -
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ANTM: The Judges Are Very Judgmental
When someone on a panel tells you your face looks ugly, or if they pretend to barf after looking at you, or if they laugh at your clothing, it's because Tyra thinks it'sfunnyhelpful. More » -
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ANTM Cycle 12: Goddesses, Girlfights & Gay-liens
Last night's two-hour premiere of America's Next Top Model was chock-full of crazy. From the wacky auditions, ("I'm really into hemophilia") to the posing challenge (goddess of friendliness?), the quantity of WTF was epic. More » -
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America's Next Top Model Casting Director Explains "Short" Cycle
Perhaps by now you have heard that ANTM's 13th cycle will feature contestants 5'7" and under. Casting director Michelle Mock-Falcon tells Entertainment Weekly: More » -
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Clay Aiken To Judge America's Next Top Model
He was once judged on a competition-based reality show, and now he will reportedly do the same to aspiring models on the upcoming 12th Cycle of ANTM. More » -
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ANTM Cycle 12 Girls Revealed!
The cast of ANTM Cycle 12 has been revealed. After the jump, find out their names, ages, and occupations. (Spoiler alert: Some of the girls' occupations are "aspiring model," aka "unemployed.") More » -
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America's Next Top Models: Where Are They Now?
It's a Top Model update! Find out what Whitney, Claire, Fatima, McKey, Elyse, Jade, Saleisha, CariDee, Anya, Dominique and others have been doing for work. More » -
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Did The Top Model Winner Get Shafted?
Seventeen's February issue has America's Next Top Model winner McKey inside, but she didn't exactly get the cover: She appears on the back; Pink is on the front. Click to enlarge and see more! More » -
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ANTM Cycle 12 Promos Are Here!
Smile with your Photoshopped thighs, girl. We have the print ad and three TV promos for the new cycle that starts March 4...after the jump. More » -
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ANTM Finale: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
How boring was last night's ANTM finale? Seriously, worst top three since Tootie, Crooked Eye, and Crazy Teeth from Cycle 9. I guess I'm satisfied with McKey's win. She's the only girl out of any of them that if I saw her on the subway I'd be like, okay that's a model. She might actually get real work. I highly doubt we'll be seeing either Sam or Analeigh on "Top Models in Action" anytime soon. Anyway, what did you think of Tyra's elimination outfit? She seriously looked like a futuristic sadist. Which maybe isn't too far off the mark? Clip above, and one more thing after the jump. More » -
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Mr. & Miss J Unleashed On Average Americans In Top Model Spinoff
America's Next Top Model coaches Jay Manuel and J. Alexander are currently filming their spinoff, Operation Fabulous. The premise? Mr. and Miss J ride into small towns across the country to advise everyday girls on how to "work it" in the real world. A sort of Queer Eye For The Plain Jane. More » -
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ANTM: Girl Gone Mild
How typical were Tyra and the panel during Marjorie's dismissal on last night's ANTM? After weeks of "You're too nervous and jittery," Marjorie did what many young models do: She turned to substance abuse to feel more comfortable. The wine helped calm her tweaking, and the result was that the panel essentially told her that now she wasn't nervous enough. (Oh, and how much of a wet blanket/cock block was Annaleigh? Marjorie was only in the bathtub with that guy with her clothes on. The farthest they went was "an embrace.") Anyway, above is a tribute clip to Marjorie's awkwardness, which was eliminated from the competition only about 30 minutes before she was. -
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ANTM: Our Friend Rich Gets "Sheenafied"
FourFour's Rich sat down with recent ANTM castoff Sheena to interview her Inside the Actor's Studio-style about her experience on the show, what she thinks of Tyra, and exactly how annoying Jay Manuel is. We learn a lot of interesting tidbits about Sheena: She likes how her breasts look and feel, she loves the sound of children's laughter, she's into poetry, and she liked Rich's questions! Clip at left. More » -
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ANTM: Farewell, Fashion Monster
I loved it so much when Tyra was trying to evoke any kind of emotion out of Elina on last night's episode of America's Next Top Model, and she told her to be a "fashion monster," because Rich has been talking about Elina's hands for a while now, likening them to My Pet Monster. But what I loved even more was when Elina said, "When you guys ask me to be 'crazy,' to be honest with you, I have no idea what to do." Because that sentiment speaks volumes about this show. The panel is constantly fucking with these girls so much, telling them that they need to be this but not too much of that, all the while, acting like wild banshees on a cocktail of ego and and Cover Girl fumes. -
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House Party Punks Trash Former Top Models' Apartment
On yesterday's edition of Modelville — "the reality show within the Tyra show" in which former Top Model contestants compete for a Carol's Daughter spokeswoman gig — the girls decided to throw a house party to show off their fancy schmancy Manhattan penthouse. Everything was going swimmingly until Lauren, the punk from Cycle 10, invited her crazy punk friends over and things went down the crapper. The other girls (apart from Fatima) were irked by the multi-colored haired, leather-clad guests, and were afraid that things would get stolen from the house. After Bianca heard her curling iron fall off the sink, she freaked out and wouldn't let anyone use the bathroom. This made the punks retaliate and throw a "riot" that looked like something from a scene in A Clockwork Orange, complete with a top hat. Clip above. -
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Top Models In Amsterdam Dip Fingers In Dykes
On last night's episode of ANTM, the girls went to Amsterdam which, according to Tyra, is a quickly becoming a fashion capital…of Holland. What immediately comes to mind when thinking of Amsterdam is LEGAL WEED. But I'd bet dollars to donuts that the girls didn't get to partake in any coffee shop tokes on this trip, because while smoking pot is legal there, it's just not something Tyra would think a Top Model should do. (Although, we know from first-hand experience that's not exactly true.) And although getting legally stoned wasn't sanctioned, posing like the prostitutes in the city's red light district was. Once again, the rules of what is and isn't appropriate Top Model behavior are as murky as that bathwater Marjorie, Elina and Annaleigh shared while they shaved each others' pubes, lezebel style. Clip above. More » -
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ANTM: Big (European) Girls Don't Cry…Except For When They Do
The subplot on ANTM about how Europeans are socially weird and awkward has just expanded. Elina was told that she doesn't open up enough and let her emotions go, which she said has to do with the fact that Europeans don't cry. (While she was explaining this, she was crying.) The other girls — including Sheena, the daughter of an immigrant — were confused by this, because Marjorie and Elina moved to America when they were really little, so they should've learned the American way by now. (Apparently the "American way" means that you show a lot of emotion when in a reality TV modeling competition.) Sheena thinks that "you're only an immigrant in your mind." Meanwhile, Joslyn "doesn't have time to think about immigration." Luckily, the girls found out they're going to Europe, which means that the Americans will be the weirdos. Clip above. More » -
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Top Model Alums Live In Tyra's "Modelville"
If you're a fan of Top Model then you need to be watching "Modelville," the "reality show within the Tyra show." It features five former Top Models, all living in an apartment in NYC, trying to get jobs and ultimately competing for a $50,000 contract with Carol's Daughter. Each week Tyra devotes a whole episode to "Modelville," and I'm eating it up with a spoon. The girls are Fatima, Lauren (who once guested on Pot Psychology), Bianca, Renee, and Dominique. Shit is getting deep with these girls, as they have been sharing traumatic stories of abuse from their past with each other. The clip above, however, is a bit lighter. The girls discuss life after Top Model. Renee accidentally went to a porno party with Top Model alum Jael, and Bianca says that she's had similarly bad experiences with other former Top Models. -
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ANTM: A Clip From The Clip Show
It's always a little bit of a letdown during each cycle of Top Model when the obligatory clip show airs. We all just want to keep rolling and see some friggin' photo shoots. But at least we get to see some unaired footage of the girls, like last night, when we learned that Hannah From Alaska kept a sugar shaker of "Alaska Pixie Dust" by her bed. According to Hannah, it has magical powers. (Discovering the existence of such a product makes the whole GOP vice-presidential nomination make so much sense.) The other awesome thing we got to see was more of Sheena's dancing. She must have Harlem Pixie Dust, because she can do some magical things with her ass. Clip above.
































































