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"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

4:20 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Slut Machine
18,934 views, 117 comments

Latest by Alaverge5: so i know no one will read this because the next episode will be on soon but omg that was freaking awesome "that's how you get guys to marry you." so funny. Now I know why i haven't been more »

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"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"

When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Slut Machine
17,899 views, 101 comments

Latest by WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow: other suggestions for songs to hum while giving a hummer: the theme to star wars, 'under pressure', and 'when the saints go marching in'. more »

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"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Sun Apr 20 2008
By Slut Machine
22,314 views, 140 comments

Latest by biancajames: yay they answered my gross ATM question! Take that, Mike!!! more »

Pot Psychology There won't be a Pot Psychology today, because we have a very special episode in the works (with a surprise guest!) that will be posted here on Sunday, April 20, at, naturally, 4:20 pm, EST. See you then.

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"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of never-before-seen footage and unanswered questions on topics like weird-tasting breasts, phone sex, and avoiding people you don't like. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By Slut Machine
16,059 views, 122 comments

Latest by mrtrailsafety: ...goes to show that sex is truly Theatre of Mind. PS the masks were dope. more »

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"Will Squirting Too Much Make Me Incontinent?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like eating food out of vaginas, testicle-shaving, and prom dates. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Fri Apr 4 2008
By Slut Machine
17,833 views, 125 comments

Latest by WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow: "the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.. via your vagina." word! truer words have never been spoken. more »

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"How Do I Tell A Casual Sex Partner I May Have Given Him Herpes?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I dole out advice on stuff like low libidos, virgin friends, and how everyone is probably gay. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 27 2008
By Slut Machine
14,907 views, 117 comments

Latest by j.lu: Where is this week's Pot Psychology? more »

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"Is It True That You Should Sleep Without Panties On To Air Out?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) It was my pleasure to get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like "accidental virginity", personal hygiene, and telling your ex you have syphilis. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Slut Machine
23,094 views, 165 comments

Latest by lemurlady: @rosasparks: Your Grama was a smart lady. There is just no point to having undies on under pantyhose when they have that little panty like thing in the crotch. I have never heard that about wearing no undies at more »

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Madonna Gave It To Justin Timberlake In The Ass

  • While Justin Timberlake was working with Madonna on her album, Madge offered JT a B-12 shot. "She proceeds to pull a Ziploc bag of B-12 syringes out [of her purse] and says, 'Drop 'em.' I don't know what you say to that, so I immediately dropped my pants," Justin says. "She gave me a shot in my ass and looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." [People]
  • Last night, Madonna was been inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Music. Makes the people. Come together. Music makes the bourgeoisie and the rebel. [Mirror]
  • A source calls Lindsay Lohan's new friends "leeches." Maybe LL is used to that? CoughmommyDinacoughcough? [Page Six]
  • Dina Lohan on her show, Living Lohan, which begins shooting on the 16th and will air around Memorial Day on E!: "Be nice to us." [Gatecrasher]
  • "I may be Eccentric, i certainly speak my mind and am slow to put out a record i need to mean the world to ME, and im sure i am quite Nuerotic [sic] but 'Bi Polar'. Thats just slander." — Courtney Love. [Rush & Molloy]
  • Yeah, yeah, we know. Patricia Heaton has no belly button. [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Tue Mar 11 2008
By Dodai
6,460 views, 144 comments

Latest by pfaith1367: I hate to be a wet blanket here but there is only one response to ANYONE who wants to put a syringe (just pulled out of a damn bag) in your body - Oh hell no! That response goes for more »

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"Do I Have To Give Myself An Enema Before Anal Sex?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like anal sex preparation, wedding etiquette, and better forms of birth control. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By Slut Machine
19,877 views, 114 comments

Latest by j.lu: Please GOD tell me you are doing an extended Pot Psychology on 4/20. Please. more »

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"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like how to get your security deposit back from an asshole roommate or how to tell people you're gay. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Wed Feb 20 2008
By Slut Machine
18,789 views, 84 comments

Latest by biancajames: I love the fact that you dress like a sexy grandma, with 80's gymnast hair and make it hot. You're totally redefinining slut style. I hate those giant glasses you wear, though. more »

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"Will I Look Like A Whore If I Keep A Supply Of Magnums?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed me and my friend Rich — who, like last time, played the role of sidekick — attempting to tackle issues like cheating, jealousy and dudes who try to sneak the d in the b . (Note that I said "attempting".) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Slut Machine
13,624 views, 129 comments

Latest by prestocaro: And Rich was just blogging about how he loves a female with good neck snap control! Anal crystal sex with a shaman.... SM, how could you have NOT done that yet?! more »

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A Stoner's Love For Judge Judy Is Unrequited

The clip above is from a Judge Judy episode that aired on Friday, that shows how, with JJ, flattery will get you nowhere. The plaintiff and defendant used to be buddies, but had a falling out over some weed they were growing in the plaintiff's backyard. The fight turned violent—which is very unstoner-like—and the plaintiff is suing for damages and says he had nothing to do with the pot plants. The defendant is kind of kooky (he claims he studies Jiu-Jitsu), and he tries to win over JJ by telling her he loves her. Needless to say, she remains unaffected by his affections, and ends up ruling in the plaintiff's favor.

7:30 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
By Slut Machine
3,258 views, 34 comments

Latest by crushdmb: @AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: Oh, I wouldn't doubt that SOME of the episodes are real, but a good majority are probably not, just like any other "reality" tv show out there. For what it's worth, I do like her, even though I'm not more »

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"How Many Times Is Too Many To Take Plan B In A Month?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed my answers this time, so I wouldn't have to deal with typing. Talking actually seemed just as difficult, 'cause my friend Rich — who was side-kickin' it — and I had the giggles something awful. And if you're wondering, the dude in the background was holding a fire extinguisher, just in case my Christmas tree — which is still in my living room — caught on fire from being dead and dry. (I was super paranoid about it.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. More »

4:20 PM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Slut Machine
42,422 views, 141 comments

Latest by missyuk: Although i'm not sure where Zooey Deschanel stands on being open and honest about enjoying sex like SM...she seems like she would be cool though more »

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"We Started Having Sex, But He Stopped Halfway Through. What Do I Do?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved by inhaling copious amounts marijuana. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com
with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line.

Dear Slut Machine, What do you do when you realize the person you've been sleeping with is a douche bag misogynist? Not quite at the level of Paul Janka, but still a douche. I've "dumped" him and cut him off, but what else can I do?

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4:20 PM on Thu Jan 3 2008
By Slut Machine
12,776 views, 110 comments

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"What Is The Appropriate Etiquette For Indicating That One Is Romantically Inclined Toward Another?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved by inhaling copious amounts marijuana. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "pot psychology" in the subject line.

Dear Slut Machine, I have a crush on my guy friend's roommate. I'm tempted to tell my friend that I heart his roommate, but I'd rather handle my own business. How do I go about showing his roommate that I'm interested without using my friend as a middle-man?

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4:20 PM on Fri Dec 14 2007
By Slut Machine
9,180 views, 57 comments

Pot Luck Yet another reason marijuana is awesome: Researchers believe that it might stop breast cancer from spreading throughout the body. A compound called cannabidiol found in the plant could be a non-toxic alternative to chemotherapy, achieving the same results, but without any of the horrible side-effects. Scientists stress that simply smoking pot probably won't do much to fight the cancer, since there isn't a strong enough dose of cannabidiol in marijuana leaves. But it can't hurt, right? Right? [Daily Mail]

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Nicole Richie: Yup, She Menstruates

The first segment of Nicole Richie's much anticipated interview with Diane Sawyer aired on Good Morning America today. Yeah, yeah, we know, she's pregnant, she's taking responsibility for her DUI, she feels bad, blah, blah, blah. The new stuff we learned is that Joel and Nicole (hey, their names rhyme!) are making video diaries for their unborn child. Do we smell a Chaotic type of reality series coming on? Oh, and she took Vicodin to soothe her menstrual cramps. Who knew she had enough body fat to get her period? Basically, Nicole came off as well-spoken, but just because she's not retarded, it doesn't mean she's smart. (Bitch didn't know that smoking weed and taking painkillers could impair judgment!) We sort of can't get over the fact that she thinks child-rearing is the next logical step in her life.

11:30 AM on Thu Aug 2 2007
By Slut Machine
3,196 views, 20 comments

Latest by heathermylove: Where do I get a doctor who will give me Vicodin for my cramps? Clearly, I live in the wrong postal code. more »