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    "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys

    Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television

    Cast Your Vote!

    "Unique" Always Has Such An Ominous Ring

    "O-O-Oh, Santa— I Just Love That Microsheen Shine!"

    "Play Safe With Your Young Ones—Make Sure They Get Sugar Every Day."

    "Do It Yourself… Make The Most Of You… Blow Up!!"

    Peggy Olson Was Totally Team Jacob

    You Can Read About Women With Run-Free Pantyhose, Or You Can Become Them

    Luckily For All The "Real Men" Out There...
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Please tell me that is not an adolescent boy attempting to be a young George Michael. I mean, I love GM with the fire of a thousand suns, but--forgive me for saying this--homeboy looks like he just gave a rim job to an exhaust pipe. Shudder...
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    George Michael and Andrew Ridgely (?) called - they want their stagewear back.
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    Image of tammygarrison tammygarrison
    12/14/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Oh man, if I was a dude, and I got one of these jackets... I can't even tell you how much Hulk rage I'd have.
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    Image of SidheDragon SidheDragon
    12/14/09

    @tammygarrison: yeah, but how mad would you be if someone rubbed a little dirt on your upper lip to mimic a mustache?
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    12/14/09

    @SidheDragon: Ok, all-around, dirt smudge and all, if I was that dude in that ad, I'd be all "HULK SMASHHHH!"
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Oh come on guys! It says right in the ad the this is "very popular with the trendy 'rock and roll' crowd".

    You are all just jealous because you are not popular with the trendy 'rock and roll' crowd. Stop hatin' on that jacket! It's all kinds of 80's awesome!
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    Image of TheFormerJuneBronson TheFormerJuneBronson
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    I was trying to decide whether I ever saw an actual guy wearing something like this when I was thirteen, or was it just something I saw Mackenzie Astin wearing on The Facts of Life.
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    Image of MediasBlue MediasBlue
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    I made one of these, but it was for me.

    Anything bedazzled still gets a second look from me, indicating that most of my fashion sense came from the 80s. Which may or may not be bad...
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    Maybe he just wanted to go to the mall, with Robin Sparkles
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    @Casquivana: Jinx!
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    Image of Casquivana Casquivana
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Mutual jinx! Perfectly understandable, because ...At the mall, having fun, is what it's all aboat!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    He looks like he's ready to go to the mall.

    Today.
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    Image of sayah sayah
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Oh! Oh!
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    12/13/09

    @Dodgergirl: Not as effective without the picture (which will hopefully show up here)
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    Image of RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck RodetheTrolleywithStanwyck
    12/13/09

    In reply to "Funky" Jean Jacket Is The Perfect Christmas Gift For Fashionable Teen Boys
    ...but it's not enough for him to beat the Karate Kid!
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    A vacuum cleaner, lawnmower, typewriter, and a ski suit? That's the least fun trip to the beach ever.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    Yes, well, you want something that shrinks to fit so that even if the WonkaVision minimizes you exponentially, you can still go skiing.

    (Do I need to get out more, or less?)
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    Image of CaptainFumbles CaptainFumbles
    12/13/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Less, I just spat water on my laptop.
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    Image of Annabellie Annabellie
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    Boy do they know what women like! I also enjoy a good round of archery between vacuuming the living room floor and weighing myself to make sure that I'm still skinny enough to wear all white.
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    Image of RenoDakota RenoDakota
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    I can't stop laughing. I looked at the photo before reading the link on the front page and I thought to myself, "Is that Mike Teevee's mom?" hahahahahaha
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    hortense promoted this comment RenoDakota was starred RenoDakota was unstarred
    Image of Selwyn Selwyn
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    The lady on the left looks uncomfortable and a little tiny bit embarrassed. Not that I blame her.
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    hortense promoted this comment Selwyn was starred Selwyn was unstarred
    Image of JLady JLady
    12/12/09

    In reply to Alpine Cigarettes: Approved By The Mother Of The First Kid Sent By Television
    Are the 200 free gifts the toxins? Because it seems to be that to get those there's no purchase necessary.
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    JLady was starred JLady was unstarred
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