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    In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants

    Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?

    "Watch Out, Mother!"

    Vintage Honda Ad: A Cheap Car Means You Can Afford to Buy Women!

    "For Complete Feminine Hygiene, Rely On Lysol"

    "A Truly Amazing New Television Development!"

    The Homely Woman Scrap Book Is Way Harsh, Tai

    Braniff Would Like You To Fly The Extremely Friendly Skies

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    01:30 PM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    I feel like red leotard lady could have been related to Anne Hathaway. Does anyone else see that? #vintageads
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12:59 PM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    I love how they're boasting "You can't taste the liquor, only the orange juice." Know how else you could make sure you don't taste the vodka? Just drink orange juice. Seriously, if you can't taste it what's the point? #vintageads
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    01:02 PM

    @LaComtesse: well, the nice tipsyness it give you... #vintageads
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    01:26 PM

    @netfe: It seems like a bad long-term marketing strategy to me. "Smirnoff: The Vodka You Can't Taste!" This branding would make it difficult later to extol the smooth, high quality taste of the drink in any subsequent ads, which I'm sure they realized they would want to do...

    Then again, Marlborough cigarettes used to be marketed to women and their slogan was "Mild as May." #vintageads
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    12:32 PM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    This is what is cool- This was in 1963 which makes these women probably in their 70's right now.

    Do you think they let the grandkids look at scrapbooks?

    "Nana? How come you aren't wearing pants and you are sitting by a very phallic cannon?" #vintageads
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    12:39 PM

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: "Well, honey, the Sixties were... different. Weren't they, Gladys?" #vintageads
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    12:30 PM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    I'ma let you finish but Smirnoff had the best leotards of all time. #vintageads
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    Image of jburnaway jburnaway
    11:55 AM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    Grey Goose on the other hand TOTALLY supports the California oranges in their coup against the state of Florida #vintageads
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    11:36 AM

    In reply to In 1963, Vodka Was Neutral On Oranges, Totally Anti-Pants
    God, I love screwdrivers. Alcohol that's fortified with Vitamin C... it's being drunk and virtuous at the same time. #vintageads
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    Image of laetitiae laetitiae
    11:39 AM

    @wtfox?!: I feel the same way about vodka cranberries. It's a "yay kidneys! boo liver!" sort of drink. #vintageads
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    11:45 AM

    @laetitiae: Why do you hate your liver so much? #vintageads
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11:46 AM

    @wtfox?!: Vomiting screwdrivers can definitely change your mind about that. I made poor choices as a teenager and ruined screwdrivers forever. #vintageads
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    11:46 AM

    @wtfox?!: Booze with training wheels, perfect for Little Duck's first drink. #vintageads
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    Image of ErinLovesYou ErinLovesYou
    11:52 AM

    @wtfox?!: A friend of mine once justified a screwdriver for the very reason!

    She had a cold and decided that a screwdriver would be awesome for that, hahaha. #vintageads
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11:54 AM

    @ErinLovesYou: It gives you vitamins and dulls the pain! I'm going to have to keep this in mind for the cold and flu season. #vintageads
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    11:55 AM

    @DuckDuckGoose: I will drink pretty much anything you put in front of me (except for gin... bad, bad experiences with gin), but screwdrivers have a special place in my heart. #vintageads
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    11:58 AM

    @wtfox?!: Eh...whatever good did my liver do me?

    Oh. Wait. #vintageads
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    Image of cinematheques cinematheques
    12:24 PM

    @wtfox?!: I prefer a nice, smooth mimosa because it kickstarts my heartburn much less.
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    Image of aclikeslater aclikeslater
    12:45 PM

    @laetitiae: Hey, the kidneys are much more temperamental...livers take considerably more time and damage to really become a problem. I follow your logic. #vintageads
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    12:51 PM

    @wtfox?!: God, I love me some gin.

    When I read 'The Great Gatsby' as a young teen I decieded then and there that Gin and Tonic would be my drink.

    I'm working on calling people 'Old Sport'. It doesn't roll off the tongue.

    Gin and Tonic. Extra Lime. KICK ASS. #vintageads
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    12:59 PM

    @wtfox?!: Screwdrivers and greyhounds are kinda my standards right now. Mmmm. #vintageads
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Well, if they instructions it comes with are secret, how the hell am I supposed to find them? I call shenanigans. #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Re: Amazing Money Miracle

    My MacBook just died this week, so I'm going to be sending out 'a Call' then checking under my couch cushions. I'm counting on you, Academy of Mystic Arts. #witchywoman
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    Oh yeah, y'all laugh now but when I'm curing your black plague we'll see who's burning who at the stake! #witchywoman
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    I can't wait until my next high school reunion, when I can impress everyone with the fact that I'm a proud graduate of The Academy of Mystic Arts. Take that Ivy Leaguers! #witchywoman
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    11/02/09

    @BabyJane: I am so going to put that on my CV! #witchywoman
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    I love how some of the testimonials are about getting jobs. I'm sure The Academy of Mystic Arts would be an interesting listing under 'Education' on a resume, total icebreaker in an interview.
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    Image of sarasasa sarasasa
    11/02/09

    @CurtCole: What a boring thing to do with your new found supernatural powers. #witchywoman
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/02/09

    In reply to Wait, Why Is "Witch" In Sneer Quotes?
    "I call him Cosmic Creepers, because that's the name he came with." #witchywoman
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    11/01/09

    In reply to "Watch Out, Mother!"
    Who lets their kids stand that close when they have a machete in their hands!?! #vintageads
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/01/09

    In reply to "Watch Out, Mother!"
    First off, that woman looks absolutely psycho. Like Joan Crawford carving the PERFEECT PUMPKIN IT MUST BE PERFECT OR WE WILL ALL DIE.

    Second, does Band-Aid make an eyeball bandage? I was making roasted butternut squash soup the other day, dropped my container of ginger into the soup, and got a faceful of red-hot, albeit delicious, roasted butternut squash soup. My right eye socket is a lovely shade of pink. #vintageads
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    11/01/09

    In reply to "Watch Out, Mother!"
    She needs the Jack Chop.
    (keep the volume down if you're at work, it's wicked fahkin' NSFW) #vintageads
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