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Lindsay Lohan Could Learn A Thing Or Two From Drew Barrymore

Listen, about Lindsay Lohan: There is such a thing as schadenfreude, but self-destruction is sad. And to tell you the truth, we're worried about her. Right now she is probably on the scariest detox trip ever known. And though we joked about advice from The Coreys, there is only one person who really knows what Lindsay Lohan is going through — and one person whose career trajectory she could actually aim for: Drew Barrymore. Since we don't have Drew's phone number, we decided to read her 1990 New York Times bestseller, Little Girl Lost instead. More »

4:54 PM on Fri Aug 3 2007
By Dodai
4,643 views, 14 comments

Latest by food_ooh: @BiscuitDoughJones: I just tried desperately to sleuth this out on the 'net and failed. Anyone seen this picture, too? more »

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Whatever Happened To Limos?

Dear Lindsay, Britney, Paris, Nicole, et al: Back in the day, before you were born, celebrities would travel in contraptions called 'limousines'. They're long cars, driven by chauffeurs, with tinted windows — meaning no one can see inside! Plus, with a limousine, you can invite six friends along, booze it up and snort whatever you want — secure in the knowledge that someone else is driving! Limos traditionally come in black, but if you opt for "cocaine" white, we'll understand. It's an 80s trend that we can actually get behind!

10:52 AM on Tue Jul 24 2007
By Dodai
1,498 views, 19 comments

Latest by n/a: @Heatherly: The whole point of buying expensive and fun cars is to drive them. Who wants to buy some 600hp speed monster for someone ELSE to drive? more »