Underbutt: Our Best Weapon Against the Bullshit Mythology of Cellulite

Thanks to the ubiquitous cheeky shorts trend, these days, you can't angrily chuck an iPhone without hitting some teen in the exposed buttcheeks. Some naysayers might say that this is Bad because won't somebody think of the intact hymens? or that it's Harmful because what about those of us with buttcheeks we don't wish… » 9/04/13 6:15pm 9/04/13 6:15pm

Underbutt is the New Underboob

Being alive in the modern day is so exciting for a lot of reasons. Kids are always finding new ways to try and have sex over the 'Net, we're constantly learning new stuff about dolphins, and, best of all, basically every month we all suddenly come to a consensus that a new part of the body is okay to show in public.… » 7/11/13 6:40pm 7/11/13 6:40pm