Poor thing is going to be haunted by that damned song forever. Seriously, in twenty-five years time Jezebels' sister site (which we will of course establish when the youngs chase us olds out of here) will run Snap Judgements of a gorgeous 40-something year old Rihanna on a rainy day, and all our comments will be
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(FYI the Lil' Mama remix is not as good)