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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/27/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Seems unfair that a girl like that would be blessed with the gift of being multi-orgasmic. I'm just all kinds of major jellies over here because for me the big 'O" is sort of hard to come by (pun intended). I'm lucky if I have ONE. I've heard that because women have no refractory period we are (at least physiologically) capable of being multi-orgasmic. Still...this girl? Why Lordisa was this girl given the gift?
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    Image of sybann sybann
    11/26/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Poor Heidi. She's obviously never had an orgasm if she thinks that's what's happening.

    Thirty. Sure honey. *pats deluded fame whore on the empty noggin*
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    11/26/09

    @sybann: I think she believes orgasm is the name for hair being pulled during sex.
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Spencer Pratt is a massive pile of dung.

    I just gotta put out that fact, cause I like to keep it so real.
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    Image of SanFranLefty SanFranLefty
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Can I just shriek "EEEEEwwwwwww"?

    kthxbai. peace out and happy turkey day.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    I've gotta say, Tyra's face in the second screengrab is EXACTLY what I look like right now thinking about Spencer's wang.
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    Image of prettycool prettycool
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Well, seeing as he is a giant dick...
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    Image of EndangeredRed EndangeredRed
    11/26/09

    @prettycool: Ah. I see where you are going with this.
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    prettycool promoted this comment EndangeredRed was starred EndangeredRed was unstarred
    Image of lafleur lafleur
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Tyra, people don't neigh when they come.
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    11/25/09

    @lafleur: I think I've seen it on Real Sex, actually.
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    lafleur promoted this comment twisted_martini was starred twisted_martini was unstarred
    Image of RedLantern RedLantern
    11/25/09

    @lafleur: I knew a girl in college who barked like a seal. Seriously, I heard it. She was barking exactly like a seal.
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    pureblarney promoted this comment RedLantern was starred RedLantern was unstarred
    Image of mannequin mannequin
    11/25/09

    @RedLantern: ANNNNNNND that is one of the funniest things I have heard all month.
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/26/09

    @RedLantern: That's terrifying.
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/26/09

    @RedLantern: It wasn't me!
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    these two are the sarah palins of their own imaginations, pumping out lies so often they start to believe they are true. "i can see russia from my last orgasm!"
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    11/25/09

    @hughman: So hearted!
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    Edited by Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux at 11/25/09 8:52 PM Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was starred Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux was unstarred
    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    I love that his last name is "Pratt". Because he is one.
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    Image of KidPresentable KidPresentable
    11/25/09

    @boxspelunker: I've never seen The Hills, but watching this clip (and their previous appearance on Al Roker) I kept thinking, "man, what an utter asshole."
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    EW.

    Besides, doesn't Heidi enter muscle fatigue after, like, six? Her clit should go on strike.
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    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/25/09

    @sableized (just like starting over): Ha! I'm imagining this little indignant clitoris marching with a sign: " 1, 2, 3, 4/You may not come anymore!/ 5, 6, 7, 8,/You are not allowed to mate!"

    #tips
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/25/09

    @SUNNY1: How did you not already have a heart from me??
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    Image of AgnesGrep AgnesGrep
    11/25/09

    @sableized (just like starting over): I refuse to believe either of them know where the clitoris is.
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment AgnesGrep was starred AgnesGrep was unstarred
    Image of SUNNY1 SUNNY1
    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Why, thank you!

    *blushes, and shyly offers a heart in return*

    #tips
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    Image of Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux Steve Holt's Mother Part Deux
    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: @SUNNY1: I'm jumping on the bandwagon. Man, people are on fire tonight!
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    11/25/09

    In reply to Heidi Tells Tyra About Orgasms, Spencer's Peen
    Maybe his penis just SEEMS that large because all his pubes are on his face.
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    11/26/09

    @SUNNY1: SUNNY1, you are so funny, on this thread and before! Hearted!
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    11/26/09

    @all: Thanks so much for the positive responses everyone! Glad I could add a little humor to your days :-) Hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving! Love you Jezzies!
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/24/09

    In reply to That's Sort Of An Awkard Descriptor To Run Under A Little Girl's Face
    I first read this as "Tyra feels beautiful now because of disney's new black princess"
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/24/09

    In reply to That's Sort Of An Awkard Descriptor To Run Under A Little Girl's Face

    When I go on the Tyra Show, under my face it will say:

    rodmanstreet, 24
    feels fat because Lady Kluck was the nearest depiction of her in Disney films
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    Image of pond-side-over pond-side-over
    11/24/09

    @rodmanstreet: Kluck was awesome. Who else can knit AND play rugby at a semi-professional level?
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    Image of otherginger otherginger
    11/24/09

    @pond-side-over: Only decent character in what was otherwise Not Disney's Finest Hour.
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    BearDownCBears promoted this comment otherginger was starred otherginger was unstarred
    Image of Bitingpika Bitingpika
    11/24/09

    @rodmanstreet: Ursula. ):
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    bluewine promoted this comment Bitingpika was starred Bitingpika was unstarred
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    11/24/09

    @Bitingpika: No lie, I have an aunt who looks exactly like Ursula. This isn't an insult, just an honest observation (one I was able to make after seeing The Little Mermaid in first grade).
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/24/09

    @otherginger: That soundtrack was awesomesauce though.
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/24/09

    In reply to That's Sort Of An Awkard Descriptor To Run Under A Little Girl's Face
    I have to say, I've been seeing a lot of little black girls in my neighborhood sporting Princess Tiana gear, and it always kind of warms my heart.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/24/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): Is there gear?
    *gets excited about Disney gear for the first time since Aladdin*
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/24/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: Thus far I have mostly seen backpacks. I'm sure there is more to come, though!

    #tips
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    Image of AfroJezeBella AfroJezeBella
    11/25/09

    @Rooo sez BISH PLZ: There's TONS. They have some on the Disney Store website but going into the actual Disney Store, there's a whole two sections devoted to the movie. Multiple dresses, accessories, dolls, figurines, plushes, play sets. collectibles, etc.
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    Rooo sez BISH PLZ promoted this comment AfroJezeBella was starred AfroJezeBella was unstarred
    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/25/09

    @Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd): @AfroJezeBella: Just shows how oblivious you can get when you semi-boycott. Awesome. Thank you.
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    Edited by Rooo sez BISH PLZ at 11/25/09 1:59 PM Rooo sez BISH PLZ was starred Rooo sez BISH PLZ was unstarred
    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/24/09

    In reply to That's Sort Of An Awkard Descriptor To Run Under A Little Girl's Face
    I for one am going to be pissed if the first gay Disney Princess is morphed into an amphibian for the bulk of the movie.* You can put that descriptor under my face Tyra.

    *No offense to Nefarious Newt meant by this comment.
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/24/09

    @CurtCole: Oh please oh please oh please go on Tyra and say that.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/24/09

    @femme-bot: I still don't understand why that doesn't bother more people. I guess I'll wait and see the film.
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    11/24/09

    @CurtCole: Well, at the rate we're going I'm going to wager that I see you on Tyra in approximately 2053.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: My walker will be fierce.
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    Image of merely_a_muse merely_a_muse
    11/24/09

    @CurtCole: I think this is exactly the attitude the hopeful are taking: wait & see & if it is that bad, raise all hell
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment merely_a_muse was starred merely_a_muse was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/24/09

    @merely_a_muse: Personally, I'm taking the position that "yeah, it sucks but if it doesn't make money they'll use it as a reason to NEVER do another black princess so grumble grumble grumble but I have to encourage the baby steps..."
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/24/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: ILU.
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