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    Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys

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    Image of JerkoftheMonth JerkoftheMonth
    11/26/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I dunno, Sarah Palin. Those Swedes look awfully free to me.
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    Image of happy macrophage happy macrophage
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Can I just take this opportunity to declare Justin Bieber a hilarious little weener? "One Time" has become my go-to song whilst drunk, and when friends ask me what's up on the phone I regularly answer "Playing video games with Ryan." OMJB (apparently this is a thing that actual tweenage people say).
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Hannah Montana is not real at all. For one thing, she is a fictional character, for another she's lying to her entire school about who she is (ie the rock star?)
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    Image of Chamalla,barren crone Chamalla,barren crone
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Aw, Jonas Brother, you're so deep and poetical. We didn't see the rest of his ode:

    Food cannot be chewed
    Math is hard
    My heart is like an empty bag of M&Ms
    Show me your boobs.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I have some kind of Sarah Palin-induced Tourettes. I read and hear her and I have all of these intelligent, well thought out ideas and arguments in my brain, but all that comes out of my mouth is "Shut up, Sarah Palin" or some more obscenity-laced version thereof.

    I don't understand where this need to have the "best" country comes from. Can't there be a group of awesome countries that work together to do awesome things? Or is that too socialist?
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: But then nobody gets to WIN! Winning is crucial to, um, our megalomania. Or something.
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    Image of Crackers In Bed Crackers In Bed
    11/25/09

    @vulcanized: this reminds me of the David Sedaris story where he moves to France: he mentions that it's been so ingrained in our psyche that "America is #1!" that he was actually shocked to hear the French refer to their nation as "the greatest country on earth." as he put it: no one grows up being taught "we're #2!" :)

    (this was in NO way defending s.p. or any of her asinine comments:)
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    Image of Triphena Triphena
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh thank goodness. You know, I woke up this morning and didn't know where Stephanie Pratt was and I totally panicked. I was off-kilter all day wondering if she was in rehab. Phew. Glad that's put to rest.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Tori's son sounds like my kind of people.
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    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Lisa Rinna is my kind of people!
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    Image of CrazyLegsMeg CrazyLegsMeg
    11/25/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: My boyfriend and I ran into her at the gas station a while back and she was a complete sweetheart.

    Stars - they're just like us!
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    11/25/09

    @CrazyLegsMeg: Yo, she was on Days of Our Lives. She's permanently on my awesome list.

    #tips
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    Oh, man, that Jonas tweet is probably the dumbest I've seen yet. I can't even sugar coat it; it's just straight-up dumb. Were it anyone else, I'd assume they were trying to be witty, but I doubt that's the case.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/25/09

    In reply to Stephanie Pratt Is Not In Rehab, You Guys
    I know it's Twitter, but I want to launch a punctuation intervention against Sarah Palin. Immediately. Sign up sheet is posted on the door. Who is with me?
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    Image of frankie22 frankie22
    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: I'll bring my copy of The Elements of Style
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/25/09

    @frankie22: Welcome aboard. Chicago Manual anyone? Team work people!!
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    Image of sableized (mawrterdom) sableized (mawrterdom)
    11/25/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: No grown person should write in textspeak. EVER. Much less someone who plans to run for a major government office. Consider me in.
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    Image of EsmereldaFitzmonster EsmereldaFitzmonster
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Scott Baio is just the poor man's Tony Danza.
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    Image of Scout Scout
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    hey, everyone.....step. away. from. the. twatter.

    see, now! doesn't that feel better?
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    Image of bookling bookling
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Wait, what happened during Adam Lambert's performance that candace Cameron is upset about? I can't find a video of his performance anywhere.
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    Image of chersolly chersolly
    11/23/09

    @bookling: He kissed a boy. She didn't like it.
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    Image of you've got red on you you've got red on you
    11/23/09

    @bookling: I believe I saw a picture earlier that showed him shoving a guy's head into his crotch. Come on, Candace Cameron. It's all in good, gay fun.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/23/09

    @bookling: I think it was because it was so god-awful. And here you go. Present!

    [www.rickey.org]
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    11/23/09

    @madeofawesome: Oh, thanks for that. They censored it on the west coast? Wow. Did they censor the kiss or the face-crotch bit? Because (though the song was pretty bad) I feel like this is not the raunchiest thing I've seen on TV.
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/24/09


    @you've got red on you: seriously. come on cameron, its rock and roll! and its certainly not anything new.
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    Image of madeofawesome madeofawesome
    11/24/09

    @bookling: It was the fake oral, I believe. It's definitely not the raunchiest thing on TV. I just think the performance was really sloppy and the song was terrible. I felt bad for him.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    I'd say Baio was a prick, but I like my own too much to compare him to one.

    He's a taint. I have no strong feelings for my taint.
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    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/24/09

    @logruszed: !!!The laughter. It hurts!!!
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    In reply to Scott Baio's Opinions Continue To Suck
    Scott Baio---suck it.

    Candace Cameron-- what are you, 12? It was gross. Like totally ewwww. He's got cooties. Gay cooties. Shut it.
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    Image of Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense! Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!
    11/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: After watching the performance Lambert could have blown someone on stage and it wouldn't have covered up how bad that song is.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @Lizard in the Wires - synthesizer signals suspense!: Yeah, the song was not great.

    I've got my fingers crossed that the rest of the album is better.
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/23/09

    @curiousgeorgiana: Just keep in mind that Candace is Kirk Cameron's sister. We're lucky she's not chasing Lambert down chucking Bibles and copies of "Origin of Species" at him.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @vulcanized: The leather-bound King James Annotated Version makes a particularly good projectile.
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    Image of pajanguin pajanguin
    11/23/09


    @curiousgeorgiana: Does she remind anyone else of Amanda Palmer?

    (Amanda Palmer, if you're reading this: please don't kill me.)
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment Edited by pajanguin at 11/23/09 10:15 PM pajanguin was starred pajanguin was unstarred
    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/23/09

    @pajanguin: YES.

    #tips
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