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    LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman

    More To Love: Puke, Booze & Swimsuits

    More To Love: Coercion, Kisses & Heavy Heartbreak

    More To Love Premieres Tonight; Two "Fat" Writers Weigh In

    Kendra Tells Hugh About The Baby In Her Tummy

    Local Anchor Calls Karrine "Superhead" Steffans A "Rumpshaker"

    More To Love: Rooting For Plus-Size Singles "Like A Sporting Event"

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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    I beg of you, Hailey, COOL IT with the makeup. #eightisenough
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    Image of pureblarney pureblarney
    11/04/09

    @Conchie Birdie: Right? It's like she has "SEPHORA" spray-tanned on her forehead. #eightisenough
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    pureblarney was starred pureblarney was unstarred
    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    Anybody else creeped out by how Hailey is making Kate-face in that first picture? #eightisenough
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    stacyinbean was starred stacyinbean was unstarred
    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    TRACIEZ IN MA BELLY
    MAIKIN LAFS #eightisenough
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    BlondeGoddess was starred BlondeGoddess was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    I think the underlying message here is:
    I CAN HAZ 15 MOAR MINUTES? #eightisenough
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    11/04/09

    @AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope: BINGO! #eightisenough
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    Conchie Birdie was starred Conchie Birdie was unstarred
    Image of vitajex vitajex
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    These captions just seem to draw attention to the fact that there is more genuine human emotion between those cats and their cheeseburgers... #eightisenough
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    curiousgeorgiana promoted this comment vitajex was starred vitajex was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    "Tomorrow, the plug gets pulled."

    *OH SNAP!* ET lady really went for it there with the probably-not-intentional- but-nonetheless-hilarious double entendres. You go girl! (now get outta my face)
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    Edited by JessickerFletcher at 11/04/09 4:14 PM JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of Understater Understater
    11/04/09

    @JessickerFletcher: Somethin' died alright. #eightisenough
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    Understater was starred Understater was unstarred
    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    BOWTOCKS? PLZ, MY SKEEN IZ PURRFEKT - IMMA AZN. #eightisenough
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    JessickerFletcher was starred JessickerFletcher was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    See, 50% of why I like you, Tracie, is that you talk so much about farts.

    And that french onion soup thing almost made my choke. Hilarious. #eightisenough
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    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of PandaGrrl PandaGrrl
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    "Were they literally breaking up right here at ET?"

    Of course. Why do it with the cameras off and waste the opportunity? #eightisenough
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    HarpMadness promoted this comment PandaGrrl was starred PandaGrrl was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    Is this interesting? Really? I thought that television was supposed to be an escape, and now it's becoming this meta, omnipresent version of The Hills and its staged reality. It's permeated everything. There are no longer any lines between real and fake. I am simultaneously homicidally outraged and so bored I'm about to faint.

    If I wanted to see terrible self obsessed people get in fights and almost break up, I'd get my boyfriend and I drunk on red whine and just look at ourselves in the mirror as the magic unfolds. #eightisenough
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    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of descent descent
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: Oh hai, are you and your boyfriend me and mine :)? #eightisenough
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    descent was starred descent was unstarred
    Image of Lymed Lymed
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I love that you typed "whine" instead of "wine." So much more perfect. #eightisenough
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    Lymed was starred Lymed was unstarred
    Image of AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies)
    11/04/09

    @morninggloria: I wish I could "heart" you all over again woman #eightisenough
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    AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was starred AuntieEm (robots from the year 2000 > zombies) was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/04/09

    @Lymed: I'm going to leave it as is, since it's such a loaded typo. #eightisenough
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    Image of dialing_footnoterphone dialing_footnoterphone
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    In the tabloids tomorrow: Jon and Hailey's On Again/Off Again Relationship: Jon says "I'm done!" and walks off, followed by his posse of pipe robots. #eightisenough
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    cirocco promoted this comment dialing_footnoterphone was starred dialing_footnoterphone was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    Can't live with the guilt of emotionally abusing Hailey. Can live with guilt of leaving wife with 8 young children and embarking on a spree of douchewaddery.

    Got it.

    ETA: My favorite is 11. Mary is a fixture in life; I remember getting high in high school and watching her and John Tesh. Awwww yeah.
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    Edited by SomeAuthorGirl at 11/04/09 3:56 PM SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of vamvaki_poulaki vamvaki_poulaki
    11/04/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: Also, getting out of an abusive relationship only because of the guilt he feels about it, not what it does to her. #eightisenough
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    SomeAuthorGirl promoted this comment vamvaki_poulaki was starred vamvaki_poulaki was unstarred
    Image of SomeAuthorGirl SomeAuthorGirl
    11/04/09

    @vamvaki_poulaki: The man is kind of amazing. It will be some time before anyone can top him, antics- and crazy-wise. #eightisenough
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    SomeAuthorGirl was starred SomeAuthorGirl was unstarred
    Image of BetteD BetteD
    11/04/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: I wish he would really commit himself a little more to his inability to live. Or just commit himself. #eightisenough
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    BetteD was starred BetteD was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    Didn't Hailey say on the Insider that she doesn't ever wear makeup. That she isn't even sure if makeup runs when she cries? This is like the fifth time I've seen her on t.v. this week with clown makeup.

    Are they getting paid for these interviews?

    Also, my eyes are burning. I should probably go watch Frontline or something.
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    Edited by mfnher at 11/04/09 3:55 PM mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of Janky Janky
    11/04/09

    @mfnher: Of course they're getting paid. There is NO WAY that they would do all these interviews for no money. They're hawking this relationship for all it's worth and I'm starting to think it's all just an act and a ploy for him to make money without doing the show or getting a real job. #eightisenough
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    mfnher promoted this comment Janky was starred Janky was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/04/09

    @Janky: @CrazyLegsMeg: This makes much more sense now. Although, I thought he has some kind of deal with TLC that he would only famewhore for them. #eightisenough
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    mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of zendonut zendonut
    11/04/09

    @mfnher: May I suggest that everyone and go watch a whole season of "This American Life" on Showtime (can be purchased on itunes as well) for some good old fashioned good tv, with delightfully wrought, intelligently written stories of lovely people who ARE NOT THESE PEOPLE.

    Ira Glass, you make everything better. It's like he's tucking you with in with warm milk. #eightisenough
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    mfnher promoted this comment zendonut was starred zendonut was unstarred
    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/04/09

    @zendonut: I saw season 1. Has season 2 already come out? I must say, I really only see these characters on Jezebel and The Soup. It's just good old-fashioned schadenfreude. Well, except for the 8 innocent kids and all.
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    Edited by mfnher at 11/04/09 5:05 PM mfnher was starred mfnher was unstarred
    Image of zendonut zendonut
    11/07/09

    @mfnher: Yeah I get that, jezebel is like a sample size of silly TV with good commentary which bypasses the *headdesk* response. But I still like to clear my mind with some good tv afterwards. It's like mouthwash for your brain. #eightisenough
     Reply
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    In reply to LOL Jerks: Jon Gosselin & Hailey Glassman
    Perhaps I am a bad person, but I think this new part of the saga is incredibly amusing. He finally realized he's a douche, and everyone else thinks that he is, too, and that he probably was better off before. He can't back pedal fast enough, but it's just so hard because Hailey is high on fame-itis, and she's going to run this out as long as she can. Har har har, Jon. You are soooo screwed. #eightisenough
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/04/09

    @GirlFailer: I think it's so amusing, too! I just wish it was real. I'm with that group of people who thinks they've perfectly orchestrated all of this - but you have to admit, they're doing it well.

    Mady will be the new LiLo in no time. #eightisenough
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    GirlFailer promoted this comment jessacecilia was starred jessacecilia was unstarred
    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/04/09

    @jessacecilia: I'm not going to lie, a teeny part of me hopes that everyone is in on it except Jon. I don't think he's smart enough to figure this out on his own. I think he's a pawn in the game. (pleasepleaseplease) They all suck at life, so I have to keep hope alive. #eightisenough
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    GirlFailer was starred GirlFailer was unstarred
    Image of jessacecilia jessacecilia
    11/04/09

    @GirlFailer: It's too bad it's not closer to April. Can't you see the US Weekly headline now..."JOKES ON YOU, JON! Schmutz Gosselin falls for the biggest April fools joke off all time" #eightisenough
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    jessacecilia was starred jessacecilia was unstarred
    Image of lionboy lionboy
    08/05/09

    In reply to More To Love: Puke, Booze & Swimsuits
    Please, don't get all harsh on me for asking about this. It seems several, if not most of the comments express some degree of pity for the women on this show. Is that the same reaction I could expect to see for the contestants on The Bachelor? Just wondering.
     Reply
    lionboy was starred lionboy was unstarred
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