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Charm School-ers Bond Over Shared Pasts Of Sexual Abuse
Last night's Charm School actually did what it purports: Helping women grow beyond their difficult pasts in order to better their lives. During an exercise about fear, one woman revealed that she'd been molested. And she wasn't the only one. More » -
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VH1's Stance On "Retarded" Is Inconsistent
On tonight's episode of Charm School, Ashley insults another girl by calling her a "retarded child." The word "retarded" has long been used colloquially in ways that aren't as closely connected with mental disability, but, in recent years, has been considered so politically incorrect that some networks will bleep it. More » -
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Me-Ouch! Sarah Haskins Gets Catty About TV Cougars
Thank the cat goddess Bast that Sarah Haskins watched the crappy TVLand reality series The Cougar, because we'd never know some dude actually said of another contestant, "He thinks he's so cool because he has a job." More » -
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Ricki Lake Addresses Racial Tension On Charm School
On last night's episode of Charm School, after an explosive evening in which two girls quit, host Ricki Lake sat down with the remaining contestants to address the "elephant in the room." More » -
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Charm School: Racial Tensions Replace Drunk-Stripper Insults
VH1's new season of Charm School premiered last week, this time featuring cast members from Real Chance of Love and Rock of Love Bus. Unfortunately, there is an undeniable racial divide, evident on tonight's episode. More » -
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Crashin' Strip
"...Hill then emotionlessly commands them to strip. Feigning shellshocked disbelief, the girls pause for a second before taking off all their clothes down to their lingerie." And that's not even the worst of it. [Movieline] -
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OhMiGawd, Like, Buh-Bye!
Remember that Gossip Girl spinoff, Valley Girls, where the accessories, hair and makeup are sooo not '80s? Even though a flashback will happen on GG, the show is not happening, say sources. [Perez, Deadline Hollywood] -
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Rock Of Love Bus Reunion: Some Got Pregnant, Others Got Sober
On last night's reunion of Rock of Love Bus, the infamous vagina shots incident wasn't specifically addressed, but the two contestants involved did admit that they got sober after the show…sort of. More » -
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Like, Totally Tubular. Not.
The poster for the Gossip Girl spin-off, Valley Girls, has been leaked. Consensus is: Lame. Does '80s Lily van der Woodsen need bigger hair and way more accessories, or is it just me? [Videogum] -
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Bad Girl Gets "Not Raped"; Roommate Doesn't Believe Her
On the finale of Bad Girls Club, Tiffany's brother inappropriately touched Amber when she was passed out drunk. She told Tiffany it made her uncomfortable. Tiffany reacted violently toward Amber, whom she blamed. More » -
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WTF Moment On Daytime TV
This clip from Judge Hatchett is amazing. A dispute between these exes over miscellaneous property spirals into their descriptive sex lives, which includes, swing clubs, sex with homeless men, and "big ol' breasts." [Street Carnage] -
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Reality Bites
Playboy TV is launching an ad campaign for their many unknown reality shows this April. "A Better Reality Awaits" will highlight hidden gems like "Foursome: Season Three," and "Search For The Perfect Girlfriend." More » -
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ROL Bus: Did You Know That Most Of These Women Are Mothers?
In this clip from last night's episode, two women showering together are attacked by other women in a drunken (obvs) misunderstanding. Earlier in the day, Bret had these kooks working with children. More » -
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Must-She TV
Did you watch the premiere episode of Marie Claire reality show Running In Heels on the Style network Sunday night? If so, you were part of an extremely elite group: Ratings were mighty low. [WWD] -
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ROL: Girls Asked "Not To Be Slutty," Cannot Oblige
On last night's episode, the girls were told to be on good behavior for Bret's concert. Instead, they got wasted, "slutty," and one girl ended up crying on a speed bump in the parking lot. More » -
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Mike and Juliet Tell Women They're Beautiful At Any Size (Except For Jessica Simpson)
Following a brief discussion over whether or not Jessica Simpson is heavy, The Morning Show with Mike and Juliet dealt with the difficult issue of body image and self confidence. More » -
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Bret Michaels Continues To Rock His Own World
Usually, when discussing Rock of Love, we're all about the women, but today let's talk about that other skank: Bret Michaels. He had a lot of choice moments on last night's episode. More » -
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Bad Girls Attempt Same Sex Union; Fail
On last night's episode, the girls went to Vegas, where the two Ambers decided to get married... to each other. Once the Bible-misquoting officiant heard their vows, which involved a double-headed dildo, she walked out. -
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Bad Girls Call New Roommate An Ugly Bitch Before She Walks Through The Door
On last night's episode of Bad Girls Club, a new roommate arrived. The girls decided she was an ugly bitch, locked her out of the house and refused to let her in. -
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Bad Girls Club: Toothy Blow Jobs, Puking In Limos
On last night's episode, Amber gave a BJ to a guy in a bar. He complained that it was "toothy." Meanwhile, the other Amber went out to their limo and ralphed. More » -
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Mocking Bret Michaels' "Hair" Neither Turns Him On Nor Rocks His World
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, one girl committed a serious infraction: She made fun of Bret Michaels' hair (or lack thereof). More » -
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Racial Tension Plagues Rock Of Love Bus
On last night's episode of Rock of Love Bus, an accusation was made that contestant Natasha was being given special treatment "because she's black!" More » -
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Bad Girls Club: Wardrobe Malfunction, Lack Of Underwear Leads To Public Nudity
On last night's episode, Kayla — who previously got naked in public on purpose — got naked by accident when her tube dress fell apart at the seams at a club. More » -
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Gay Nor Good But Great
Funny lady Julie Klausner has directed our attention to Mitzi Gaynor, a woman of average talents and fab outfits which naturally translates to variety show super-stardom. This was the trash TV of the '70s! -
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According To The The Insider, Jennifer Aniston Is A Baby-Crazed Mess
The Insider showed its journalistic chops last with this interview with Jennifer Aniston, asking questions like "What would you do if you were Oprah for a day" and "Sushi or steak?" -
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Charm School Finale: Girls Swear Off Televised Puking, Farting, And Naked Cartwheels
So basically, Charm School awards $100,000 to the woman most willing to stop making good reality TV. -
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Bad Girls Club: Cocktails & Stripping Contests
On last night's episode, the roommates went to a strip club for amateur night to earn money, but things went horribly wrong. Excessive vomit and a hospital visit followed. -
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Charm School: When Contestants Fill Up On Liquid Confidence
Last night's episode of Charm School was a clips reel of never-before-seen footage. That means: scenes of contestants at their drunkest. Plus, Sharon Osbourne attacked one of the women this weekend at the reunion taping. -
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Bad Girls Club: Sex Toys, Tampons, And Drunk Crying, Oh My!
Last night was only the second episode of the new season of Bad Girls Club, and I'm already addicted. These women seem made for not just reality TV, but this show specifically. Nearly everything they say is a soundbite. The editors must've been wetting themselves when going over this footage. In the clip above, the ladies cover a range of topics: how they love men with a "steroids" look, overusing vibrators, complaints about roommates not wrapping up their used tampons... eventually, one woman gets so drunk on Long Island Iced Teas that she cries to the stranger she brought home about how he doesn't "understand" her. We don't understand her either. Next week, there will be a physical altercation between two roommates, and it seems a kitchen appliance is involved. -
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Charm School: Heather Sits On Her Throne, Calls Destiny A Slut
It was down to the final four on last night's episode of Charm School. Sadly, Heather — the former stripper who had Bret Michael's name tattooed on her neck and then failed to rock his world — was sent home after suffering some sort of breakdown. During one of the lessons, the girls were given pie charts broken down into certain aspects of their lives — family, health, fun, sex and career — and told to fill in how satisfied they are in each of these areas. Heather decided to call some of the girls out for saying they were only a tenth satisfied in their sex lives, accusing them of being promiscuous. But being promiscuous doesn't really equate being satisfied, so it was a sort of a double insult. They decided to have it out while Heather was on the toilet. Clip above. -
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10 Most Ignorant Things Said On Bad Girls Club
Last night was the premiere of the new season of Bad Girls Club, and this cast seems more despicable, less empathetic, and a whole lot more ignorant than previous seasons. (As we posted before, the two blondes—both named Amber—are sorta kinda definitely racist.) Their first night on the town, they immediately get kicked out of two clubs for fighting. The next night, they go out to dinner and get kicked out of the restaurant for fighting girls at another table. Then they get in a huge brawl at the house, and draw battle lines that will undoubtedly be crossed from time to time over the course of the season. In the clip above, watch the girls say some incredibly ignorant things like, "If someone was picking on me for being a cute, blonde girl, my first instinct would be to call them ugly," creating their own words like, "offenseful," and "expecially," and discussing Asian "stretched out" eyes. -
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Bad Girls Club: "I Don't Date Outside My Race"
Tonight is the start of the new season of Bad Girls Club, the reality show that's at once vacuous and fulfilling... with regards to being entertained by aimless, ignorant women who can't manage their anger. This season, there are two blondes, and, in addition to bleach, they find something else to bond over: racism. In the clip above, Blonde #1 asks Blonde #2 if there are any guys in the club she might want to date. Blonde #2 seems disgusted by the question, because she says that her only options are Asians and she doesn't date outside her race. Later in the show, Blonde #2 makes a racist joke about Asians, but admits that she can't do an "Asian accent" well. -
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Charm School: Jessica Bursts Into Tears Because Everyone Thinks She's Perfect
On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were asked to examine why Kristy Jo and Jessica (arguably the most normal girls in the house) are still in the competition if they don't need improving, and to decide which one should be sent packing. So basically, they had to decide which one of them was less of a trainwreck. They ultimately decided that Jessica had her shit together, and that she should leave. Despite the fact that this was a compliment, Jessica was extremely hurt by how the girls were "judging" her without knowing her, and spent the day crying, which led some to believe that maybe she really is a more of a mess than they realized. Clip above. -
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Charm School: Women Get Wasted, Puke, Break Dishes, & Hock Loogies
Last night's episode of Charm School was the most awesome display of unladylike, drunken behavior since Bret took the girls to Vegas on Rock of Love. The girls had a challenge in which they were given makeovers to look really ugly, and were then sent to a bar. Then all hell broke loose when they got back to the house. Brandi C. hocked the thickest, mucous-y loogie into Destiny's face for no apparent reason other than to punctuate a screaming match. Then Heather took a time out from dry heaving to yell at Lacey about it, then Lacey followed her out of the room and called her a bitch (natch), and then Heather hurled a plate at her head. Clip above. -
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Some Rock Of Love Girls Don't Know What "Décolletage" Means
On last night's episode of Charm School, the former Rock of Love contestants were given an etiquette class so that they wouldn't slurp soup or forget to wear panties in front of their visitor, a duchess from England. (Actually, she was an actress playing a duchess from England.) The girls were given a set of rules to memorize and follow, like how to properly say her name, when to curtsy, etc. One of the most important, "no duh," rules was that the duchess was not to be exposed to "another woman's décolletage." Oddly, for a group of women who often rely on their breasts, some of them didn't know what the word means. Clip above. -
stylista
Brown and Georgetown grad Johanna Cox is the front-runner on the CW's new show Stylista, and in an interview with the Washington Post, she talks about why she's always so calm and mature on camera: "I thought about my parents, and my current boss, and if I actually won, any future boss would see this. I watch so much reality TV, I knew how I would come across. So I think maybe this is the reward for having watched Rock of Love and all those horrible shows." [Washington Post] -
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Charm School Girls Promote Camel Toe
The whole reason that the ladies from Rock of Love are on Charm School is because they want to refine themselves from their crass ways. On last night's episode, their challenge was to create, manage and style a rock band, and have them perform one song. One team picked a girl vocalist, and when the stylist (a former stripper) was left to her own devices, she actually made the lead singer look as crass as she possibly good, pronounced camel toe and all. The girls didn't see a problem with any of this until the judges told them that they were "uncomfortable" watching her perform in that outfit. So it goes to show that you can take a stripper out of the strip club, but you can't take the stripper out of her fashion sense. Clip above. -
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Charm School Girls Wear Their Favorite Outfits; Cleavage Ensues
It's safe to say that the women from the two seasons of Rock of Love aren't exactly Coco Chanel. Most of them wear outfits that I've seen for sale on the Atlantic City boardwalk. On last night's episode of Charm School, the girls were told to wear their favorite outfits to their lesson, so they could get pointers on how to look like a lady. Frankly, I don't want them to look like ladies. They're perfect in their favorite outfits, which 1.) rarely involve bras or 2.) only involve bras. Clip above. -
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Real World Alum Believes Girls Are Only Good For Doing Dishes
It's not surprising that those in the Real World/Road Rules universe are sexist assholes. The casts are commonly comprised of people in the rigid gender roles of drunk, sexy girls in bikinis and drunk, beefcake-type guidos with stupid hair, and whatever token drunk gay person producers decide to add on. With Real World/Road Rules Challenge: The Island, I've found myself totally disgusted with a guy named "Johnny Bananas" for the way he's talked to all the other women. He repeatedly calls them "stupid bitches" and "femnazis" (he can't even get the term right) for no other reason than that they question his own rudeness and stupidity. What's even more disgusting is this girl Paula, who buys into Johnny's chauvinism, and demeans the other women just as much so she can be the boy's favorite. Clip above. -
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Charm School Ladies Have Weird Ideas About STDs
If there were a few things that we thought we could safely assume about the Charm School/Rock of Love girls, it's that they love booze and that they must be pretty well-versed on STDs, seeing as how the majority of them have worked in the sex industry in some capacity. Well, they do love alcohol. However, judging from this booze-fueled clip in which Brandi M, Inna and Heather are gossiping about the other girls, their ideas about how someone can catch STDs, specifically crabs, are about as fuzzy as their memories of this conversation. (Luckily the cameras were around to catch everything.)






































































