These captions just seem to draw attention to the fact that there is more genuine human emotion between those cats and their cheeseburgers... #eightisenough
*OH SNAP!* ET lady really went for it there with the probably-not-intentional- but-nonetheless-hilarious double entendres. You go girl! (now get outta my face)
Is this interesting? Really? I thought that television was supposed to be an escape, and now it's becoming this meta, omnipresent version of The Hills and its staged reality. It's permeated everything. There are no longer any lines between real and fake. I am simultaneously homicidally outraged and so bored I'm about to faint.
If I wanted to see terrible self obsessed people get in fights and almost break up, I'd get my boyfriend and I drunk on red whine and just look at ourselves in the mirror as the magic unfolds. #eightisenough
In the tabloids tomorrow: Jon and Hailey's On Again/Off Again Relationship: Jon says "I'm done!" and walks off, followed by his posse of pipe robots. #eightisenough
Can't live with the guilt of emotionally abusing Hailey. Can live with guilt of leaving wife with 8 young children and embarking on a spree of douchewaddery.
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ETA: My favorite is 11. Mary is a fixture in life; I remember getting high in high school and watching her and John Tesh. Awwww yeah.
Didn't Hailey say on the Insider that she doesn't ever wear makeup. That she isn't even sure if makeup runs when she cries? This is like the fifth time I've seen her on t.v. this week with clown makeup.
Are they getting paid for these interviews?
Also, my eyes are burning. I should probably go watch Frontline or something.
@mfnher: Of course they're getting paid. There is NO WAY that they would do all these interviews for no money. They're hawking this relationship for all it's worth and I'm starting to think it's all just an act and a ploy for him to make money without doing the show or getting a real job. #eightisenough
@Janky: @CrazyLegsMeg: This makes much more sense now. Although, I thought he has some kind of deal with TLC that he would only famewhore for them. #eightisenough
@mfnher: May I suggest that everyone and go watch a whole season of "This American Life" on Showtime (can be purchased on itunes as well) for some good old fashioned good tv, with delightfully wrought, intelligently written stories of lovely people who ARE NOT THESE PEOPLE.
Ira Glass, you make everything better. It's like he's tucking you with in with warm milk. #eightisenough
@zendonut: I saw season 1. Has season 2 already come out? I must say, I really only see these characters on Jezebel and The Soup. It's just good old-fashioned schadenfreude. Well, except for the 8 innocent kids and all.
@mfnher: Yeah I get that, jezebel is like a sample size of silly TV with good commentary which bypasses the *headdesk* response. But I still like to clear my mind with some good tv afterwards. It's like mouthwash for your brain. #eightisenough
Perhaps I am a bad person, but I think this new part of the saga is incredibly amusing. He finally realized he's a douche, and everyone else thinks that he is, too, and that he probably was better off before. He can't back pedal fast enough, but it's just so hard because Hailey is high on fame-itis, and she's going to run this out as long as she can. Har har har, Jon. You are soooo screwed. #eightisenough
@GirlFailer: I think it's so amusing, too! I just wish it was real. I'm with that group of people who thinks they've perfectly orchestrated all of this - but you have to admit, they're doing it well.
@jessacecilia: I'm not going to lie, a teeny part of me hopes that everyone is in on it except Jon. I don't think he's smart enough to figure this out on his own. I think he's a pawn in the game. (pleasepleaseplease) They all suck at life, so I have to keep hope alive. #eightisenough
@GirlFailer: It's too bad it's not closer to April. Can't you see the US Weekly headline now..."JOKES ON YOU, JON! Schmutz Gosselin falls for the biggest April fools joke off all time" #eightisenough
Please, don't get all harsh on me for asking about this. It seems several, if not most of the comments express some degree of pity for the women on this show. Is that the same reaction I could expect to see for the contestants on The Bachelor? Just wondering.
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MAIKIN LAFS #eightisenough
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I CAN HAZ 15 MOAR MINUTES? #eightisenough
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*OH SNAP!* ET lady really went for it there with the probably-not-intentional- but-nonetheless-hilarious double entendres. You go girl! (now get outta my face)
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And that french onion soup thing almost made my choke. Hilarious. #eightisenough
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Of course. Why do it with the cameras off and waste the opportunity? #eightisenough
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If I wanted to see terrible self obsessed people get in fights and almost break up, I'd get my boyfriend and I drunk on red whine and just look at ourselves in the mirror as the magic unfolds. #eightisenough
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Got it.
ETA: My favorite is 11. Mary is a fixture in life; I remember getting high in high school and watching her and John Tesh. Awwww yeah.
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Are they getting paid for these interviews?
Also, my eyes are burning. I should probably go watch Frontline or something.
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Ira Glass, you make everything better. It's like he's tucking you with in with warm milk. #eightisenough
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Mady will be the new LiLo in no time. #eightisenough
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