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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
Confession: I've bought a Miley-designed shirt from Wal-Mart. Which leads me to the bigger confession: I shop at Wal-Mart. Regularly. Whew, feels good to get that one out there. #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: I got a cute tank top from her line on clearance for three bucks. Ain't no shame! #mileycyrus
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Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
11/03/09

@Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.: When I went there the other night looking for left over Halloween candy some of her stuff was pretty cute. I think Wal-Mart is just trying to get on Target's game with their cheapie designer stuff.

That being said I went on Nov 1st at 7pm and the Halloween candy had ALREADY been replaced by X-mas candy. WTF.

If they want me to get so fat that I have to buy a new wardrobe they need to give me some discount candy.
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Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Awww man, I was kind of planning on heading over there soon to look for discount candy. Bummer. #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Target has been really disappointing in their celeb/designer lines lately. The McQueen one was lame and the Anna Sui was sooooo expensive. I still have some stuff from the Proenza Schouler and Behnaz Sarafpour collections (several years old now) that I wear all the time, but the newer stuff has been MAJOR LAMESAUCE. I'm holding out hope for the Rodarte line. #mileycyrus
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Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!
11/03/09

@katie.scarlett.o'hara: I haven't liked much of their new stuff either. But I thought maybe it was meant to appeal to more of a high school fashionista crowd? That was the only thing I could come up with.

But Mizrahi always brings it (well, he generally brings it). #mileycyrus
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katie.scarlett.o'hara
11/03/09

@Lizard in the Wires now with even MORE metal in the face!: Yeah, definitely. That whole Gossip Girl thing was so stupid. There was maybe one dress I liked, but the rest just looked too trendy, and it was all like $50-60! Way too much for Target.

Mizrahi is totally gone! I think his last collection was earlier this year? I really miss his stuff. Target is usually crap when it comes to shoes, but his were actually great.

I think Mossimo or whatever the Target brand is has been stepping it up lately, so we have one small thing to be thankful for, lol. #mileycyrus
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ihateyourescalade
11/03/09

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Thanks, Lady GaGa. I was just thinking about how much better I'd look at the Unemployment Office in fishnets and plastic bra. #mileycyrus
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

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The Lady Gaga clothing line will debut with the "Poker Face," an ingenious face-defense sheath made of lace available in avant-red, paparazzi-purple, and disco-stick-dandelion. Crown sold separately. #mileycyrus
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11/03/09

In reply to Miley & Max For Wal-Mart Is Cheap; Lady Gaga Planning A Clothing Line
I prefer my Max Azria to come from TJ Maxx, with the "Max Azria" name crossed through with a black marker. Just like the good lord intended. #ragtrade
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girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus
11/03/09

@suck_it_monkeys: SO much word. And all my other brand name clothes, even mall store brand names like Express. I even once got a Badgley Mischka dress at TJM. LOVE. #ragtrade
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Jenna
11/03/09

@girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus: I hold an annual celebration on the date I found a purple silk Philosophy di Alberta Ferretti dress at Filene's for $112. I get the dress out, twirl it around in front of my mirror, sing it Happy Birthday, and then we have cake.

So far I've worn it outside the house, um, once. #mileycyrus
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girlscoutcookie is back from hiatus
11/03/09

@Jenna: Oooh, Filene's. Jealous of your geographical proximity to one. #mileycyrus
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cuteasabutton
11/03/09

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" />That KOL line is pretty standard fashion for most rock boys already. I'm pretty sure the BF already has a flannel shirt and some cowboy style shirts. On the other hand, Caleb Followill is hot.
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Kivrin
11/03/09

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Mr. Cavalli, I wouldn't recognize you if I saw you on the street. I would never interrupt your trek down 5th Avenue to treat you like a rock star.

You're welcome. #ragtrade
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

@Kivrin: Seriously, who on earth is Roberto Cavalli? #mileycyrus
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marciax3
11/03/09

@Kivrin: He looks like a Dementor in Harry Potter, so, don't. look. #mileycyrus
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Kivrin
11/03/09

@Master.And.Everyone: I know that he's a fashion designer (and a braggart, apparently), but I have no idea what he looks like. I'm pretty sure that Karl Lagerfeld is the only designer I'd recognize on the street, and that's only because of Jezebel. :) #ragtrade
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Master.And.Everyone
11/03/09

@Kivrin: Who could miss the fabulosity of Karl Lagerfeld? To quote Margaret Cho, he fans the flames of his faggotry "like he's some kind of Spanish Lady or something." #mileycyrus
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Acquanetta
11/03/09

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I've seen the Miley Cyrus clothing. Some is hideous, some is very cute and wearable but it's all somewhat shoddy. #mileycyrus
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ihateyourescalade
11/03/09

@Acquanetta: Much like Miley herself, if you think about it. #mileycyrus
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lolabee
11/03/09

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remind me to treat roberto cavalli like a complete and total stranger next time i see him on the street #mileycyrus
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cuteasabutton
11/03/09

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OMG I remember Bata shoes. I wore them in primary school. I went to a catholic school where the uniform was bottle green dress with 2 brown stripes and we had to wear brown socks with plain brown leather lace-ups. Fashionable, it was not. #mileycyrus
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Jenna
11/03/09

@cuteasabutton: My religious single-sex high school education has limited, even to this day, my ability to wear brown leather shoes. I sympathise. #mileycyrus
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badmutha
11/03/09

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In Communist Russia, shoes wear YOU! #ragtrade
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Nico Deyo
10/28/09

In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
The Alexander shoe looks like a covered stiletto platform, but honestly, the design could quite easily be similar to what I've been seeing in fetish circles for years:

[en.wikipedia.org] #katemossfortopshop
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cate3710
10/28/09

@Nico Deyo: Yeah, it reminded me of a ballet boot when I first saw it too. It is much more curved in front, though, so I could imagine the inner structure going either way. #katemossfortopshop
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banana_grabber
10/28/09

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I too would like H & M to expand. The nearest one to me is Chicago, which is 5 hours away. This just cannot be. #katemossfortopshop
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whynotshesaid
10/28/09

@banana_grabber: Me too. They just opened one in Orlando, so I am hopeful that it will happen someday soon. #katemossfortopshop
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
10/28/09

In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today

I think the foot fits somewhere along the white line I drew. #katemossfortopshop
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Jenna
10/28/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: That's what my boyfriend thinks. I, however, feel that the foot must sit a little lower — since in all the pics, it looks like the thinnest part of the leg, ie slightly above the ankle, is right equal with the top of the shoe. The heel of the foot, according to my theory, would sit somewhere near where the stiletto meets the back of the shoe. You follow? #katemossfortopshop
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
10/28/09

@Jenna: You know, looking at the picture, I think the line I drew more accurately represents where the top line of a regular heel would be. Meaning, the foot would actually sit lower than the line. I think you are right. I would still like to see a cross section though, I think it probably has teeny tiny unicorns in the sole.
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lurkerbynature
10/28/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: It must be something like this. #katemossfortopshop
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Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.
10/28/09

@lurkerbynature: I would actually think the ball of the foot might be a little higher up. #katemossfortopshop
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lurkerbynature
10/28/09

@Vivelafat says Sweep the leg, Johnny.: I actually think the ball of the foot might be a bit higher up too, but that was the best approximation I could do with a random photo and M$Paint. #katemossfortopshop
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ModelLiberation
10/28/09

In reply to Kate Moss Busts Out; Cindy Says She'd Never Make It As A Model Today
I am so glad Cindy Crawford is keeping it real. I miss seeing models with her body in ads and magazines. #katemossfortopshop
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Name of Numbers
10/28/09

@ModelLiberation: On the other hand, she is making it sound like big breasts, bigger thighs and toned arms are somewhat *better* than small breasts and skinny arms and legs. A person can be skinny and not unhealthy. #katemossfortopshop
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Shotrock
10/28/09

@Name of Numbers: Where did she say they were *better*? The "sound" you are hearing is your own inference that she is body-snarking on skinny folks.

Man, I am so tired of "well, she's IMPLYING this or SUGGESTING that" when all the commenter is doing is setting off another Jezebel's hair-trigger "I'm offended" button about whateverthefuck issue. #katemossfortopshop
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cate3710
10/28/09

@Shotrock: Well, saying she looks "too healthy" to model now implies current models do NOT look very healthy, and generally unhealthy is negative. It's not a huge leap to the conclusion. #katemossfortopshop
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Tchotchke
10/28/09

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I was just surprised that Ivanka's dress didn't have Trump gold logos all over it. Though I am sure to make up for that indiscretion, Papa Trump make sure the dinner consisted of Trump steaks, with Trump Parlor ice cream, followed by cocktail hour featuring Trump vodka. #katemossfortopshop
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ShanaElmsford
10/28/09

@Tchotchke: Ivanka is much, much classier than her parents. I have a feeling they had no say in the wedding planning. #katemossfortopshop
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Tchotchke
10/28/09

@ShanaElmsford: Oh, without a doubt. The contrast between her conservative, elegant, understated Orthodox wedding and his Cirque de Soleil, money-scented fiasco with Melania is startling. #katemossfortopshop
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JayBird
10/28/09

@Tchotchke: it was lovely; I agree....dare I hope for a return to dresses with sleeves? We boobless chicks do not have the means to really fill out those strapless dresses. If a dress doesn't drape from the shoulder, surely it must hang off the breastline...

I totally want that dress. #katemossfortopshop
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Tchotchke
10/28/09

@JayBird: The thing about strapless dresses is that there is a bell curve regarding the breast sizes that they work well on. This is largely due to that apparent lack of decent, supportive strapless bras for women with something larger than a B/small C cup.

For what it's worth, my mother is a bridal consultant, so her job is basically to pick out wedding gowns for other brides. According to her, the strapless dress is slowly falling out of favor because most brides don't want to look like all their friends and bridal fashion is headed into a slightly more demure direction. #katemossfortopshop
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JayBird
10/29/09

@Tchotchke: That explains why every time I've tried one on, strapless bra or no, I look like a stork!

I'm delighted to hear strapless dresses are falling out of favor. To me, they are right up there with the Princess Di dresses we lived with for years. #katemossfortopshop
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