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    Image of cand86 cand86
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Who cleans all this up?!? And how?
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    Image of Scout Scout
    08/26/09

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    what a fun way to exfoliate!!!
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    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Wow, the focus is really messing with me in this shot! I keep staring, trying to work out what's moving and how close it is to the camera!
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    After all the True Blood posts, this freaked me out! Wild blood orgy!!
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    This week on "When Periods Attack!"...
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): When Always tells you to have a happy period, they forget that in Soviet Russia, period has you.
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    08/26/09

    @wtfox?!: The words "Diva Cup Festival" seemed so innocuous at the time.
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    Image of Yahtzii Yahtzii
    08/26/09

    @wtfox?!: The crimson wave surfs you!
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    Image of minnesotameltdown minnesotameltdown
    08/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): That's f*cked up, dude. In a hysterically funny way. You should take Judd Apatow's job.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): As I understand it, casualties were treated by having Kotex overnight pads applied to their wounds. Minor cuts and scratches received panty liners.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    08/26/09

    @minnesotameltdown: Hey, Hollywood: call me! I do fart and dick jokes, too!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    08/26/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I can see it now: see the wacky new movie about your monthly visitor and the hijinks that ensue when you watch "Meet Aunt Flow!"
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    Image of sportz.star sportz.star
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    The party sadly ended when the revelers were suffocated by the addition of the pasta to Mr. O'Neal's dinner.
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    Image of rd2uk rd2uk
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    oh my god, the first thing i thought hen i saw this was pink mist..like when a bomb goes off..
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    For a second I thought this was the most tasteless abortion protest I'd ever seen.
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    08/26/09

    @CurtCole: oh that really made me laugh for some horrible reason.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Toss in some mozzarella and a chiffonade of basil and then we'll talk about my participation.
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    Image of cait98 cait98
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Man! I want to go to there.
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    Image of ihateyourescalade ihateyourescalade
    08/26/09

    @cait98: Me too! It looks crazy fun.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Un tomatazo, un tomatazo, un tomatazo en to’ el ojo.
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    Image of Katxyz Katxyz
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    This looks gruesome. Are we sure it's not a still from the next Saw movie?
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    Image of DuckDuckGoose DuckDuckGoose
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Diner: Waiter, there's a girl in my tomato sauce! What is she doing there?
    Waiter: I'm no expert ma'am, but I would say The Crawl.
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    wtfox?! promoted this comment Edited by DuckDuckGoose at 08/26/09 2:22 PM DuckDuckGoose was starred DuckDuckGoose was unstarred
    Image of sympathyforthebasementcat sympathyforthebasementcat
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    I'm still not sure why they had Quentin Tarantino replace Joe Francis at Girls Gone Wild.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/26/09

    In reply to Merry/Ripe
    Saucy!
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    Image of NotChoinski NotChoinski
    08/26/09

    @wtfox?!: Looks A-1 to me, but I have no steak in it. Its WorstForHer.
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    08/26/09

    @NotChoinski: Damn it, three puns in one comment! I'm going to have to ketchup big-time.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    08/26/09

    @wtfox?!: Gazpacho, mi amigas!
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    Image of DuckDuckGoose DuckDuckGoose
    08/26/09

    @wtfox?!: A top seed, no doubt, in turning various and sundried puns.
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