Catholic Group So, So Mad About Tom Ford's Cross-Shaped Dick Pendant

In case you have not noticed, The Catholic Establishment freaks out whenever religious iconography is "desecrated," aka someone else besides them is making money off it. In the latest case, noted homophobes the Catholic League are freaking out because Tom Ford put a dick in the shape of a cross at the end of a… » 12/16/14 6:45pm Yesterday 6:45pm

Scents Memories: My Life in Cool Water, And Other Perfumes

If someone held me down and drowned me in a vat of Cool Water by Davidoff, that fresh masculine scent that somehow evokes a deep-reaching lake, the '90s, and passionate but inept sex, I'd die happy. That's how attached I was, how fond I remain, of my first perfume. And that's not just a strange quirk of my brain;… » 12/02/14 2:40pm 12/02/14 2:40pm

Tom Ford, for the Glamorous, Criminally Insane Supervillain in You

London Fashion Week continues! Yesterday, Tom Ford showed a fall 2013 collection that seemed to channel comic book and Disney villains. Sequins in POW blasts, all-black glam cat burglar ensembles, lurid head-to-toe uniforms perfect for taunting crimefighters, black and white fur coats Cruella de Vil would kill for. … » 2/19/13 11:00am 2/19/13 11:00am

Kristen Stewart Refers To Herself as a "Miserable Cunt," Marie Claire…

A sound bite like this isn't exactly unsurprising coming from La St00z, whose previous shocking bon mots include telling the paparazzi to "freeze to death" and saying that being photographed against your will is like "getting raped." During a Marie Claire UK Q&A with Balenciaga creative director Nicolas Ghesquiere,… » 10/06/12 11:30am 10/06/12 11:30am

Tom Ford Warns Gisele to Start Worrying Now About Losing Her Looks

Tom Ford has some important advice for Gisele Bündchen. You know, the supermodel. Ford is very concerned about the imminent loss of her physical beauty: » 8/21/12 1:15pm 8/21/12 1:15pm

posed for a ad, which could lead to him being . There's an Olympic rule against athletes endorsing any brand which is not an Olympic sponsor within one month of…

Caviar-Infused Designer Lipsticks Will See Us Through The Recession

Estée Lauder chairman Leonard Lauder's claim that lipstick sales rise during a recession has been disproven, but overall there has been a 9% increase in sales of high-end cosmetics since last year despite the economic downturn. While shoppers are cutting back on clothing purchases, they're still willing to splurge on… » 11/10/11 9:50am 11/10/11 9:50am

Here Is A Photo Of Tom Ford Pulling Fragrance Strips Out Of A Naked…

Russian GQ named designer Tom Ford (or, if you prefer, ТОМ ФОРД) its International Man Of The Year for his services to ruching. The cover is very much in the vein of Tom Ford covers we've seen before: the fully-clothed man of the hour makes a squinty face while reaching out to fondle one of the collection of naked… » 9/29/11 5:20pm 9/29/11 5:20pm

Tom Ford: "Americans Are Too Fat. And In London They Are Starting To…

Reading this transcript of Tom Ford answering frankly posed questions about race is an awkward experience. The designer careens from defensiveness, to dismissiveness, to insecurity, to something perhaps approaching how he actually feels, to downright tone-deaf distastefulness. Ford, who has always favored ethnically… » 7/07/11 12:50pm 7/07/11 12:50pm