The more mistakes Mariah makes, the more I love her. That's one of the upsides of not having regular contact with her. Oh, if those Lisa Frank binders could talk... #tyrafaketoenails
In other TV news, has anyone else been plagued by those Idaho Potatoes commercials? I seldom watch daytime TV but I was sick so today was an exception. Anyway, there are these crazy commercials stressing the health benefits of Idaho potatoes ("not just any potatoes!") with this really raspy-voiced lady who pronounces Idaho like "eye-ho" and it drove me nuts (it could also be my cold). She also claims that "exercise and a diet with potatoes" help you to stay trim, which is true in some contexts but it nonetheless made me laugh because I can totally see somebody going to a grocery store, looking at potatoes, and remembering, "oh yeah, potatoes help you lose weight!" #tyrafaketoenails
I worked at a tanning salon in high school (ooooh the stories) and knew a couple girls that came in who had acrylics on their toenails, but never as long and gaudy as that. I'm not sure the reasoning behind it, as I was always too weirded out to ask. #tyrafaketoenails
Just thought everyone who watched Always Sunny last night should know that the www.DickTowel.com Web site is real. NSFW (for most of you)- especially when your EVP is walking by. Ugh.
Wasilla townies.
I almost want to defend the place, but then I remember, I got the fuck out of Alaska. I don't need to defend it.
Still, I hate the representation Alaskans have been getting. Yes, we have a lot of braindead morons, I'm sure you are aware of a few. But we're not all unbathed rednecks eating pancakes & beer in lodges with dead animals on the walls all the time.
Not to put down the people in that video. But it's ALWAYS "aw, look at the stupid adorable Alaskans, they're so folksy and quaint and unattractive."
I think the media has been paying so much unneccesary attention to the Palin thing BECAUSE they get to cover Alaska from that angle. Lame.
It's a hell hole, but I am allowed to say that because I'm from there. #tyrafaketoenails
@prismatism: Here here. Alaska certainly has not cornered the brain dead moron market. There are idiots in all fifty states. Here's an example from my state:
Whoa. That Sandals commercial's version of "I've Had The Time Of My Life" sounds like the Kidz Bop version. Except, sung by adults who should know better. #tyrafaketoenails
@GirlFailer: This was during the campaign, and she was in Iowa trying to get some votes (From the HBO documentary "By the People"). I think she is interrupting him/poking fun when he won't commit. #tyrafaketoenails
Oh God, the fake toenails. I lost one of my big toenails two weeks before my wedding (it's a side effect of running). Of course I was wearing sandals. When I went to get my nails done I explained my dilemma and they said they'd apply a fake. Now, I've never had fake fingernails applied either, so I was not aware that the fakes are super-long before they are cut down and shaped. My sister looked over at me mid-process and shrieked with horror at the claw that had been applied. Perhaps those women are not aware that you can have SHORT fake toenails? #tyrafaketoenails
@LoSpaz: My wife had to have one put on before our wedding too. I wish I could say it was because of running, but it was me. We were moving some furniture and I ended up pushing a big chair too hard and it ran in to her big toe, and under the nail. I was not Mr. Popular for quite a while. #tyrafaketoenails
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I almost want to defend the place, but then I remember, I got the fuck out of Alaska. I don't need to defend it.
Still, I hate the representation Alaskans have been getting. Yes, we have a lot of braindead morons, I'm sure you are aware of a few. But we're not all unbathed rednecks eating pancakes & beer in lodges with dead animals on the walls all the time.
Not to put down the people in that video. But it's ALWAYS "aw, look at the stupid adorable Alaskans, they're so folksy and quaint and unattractive."
I think the media has been paying so much unneccesary attention to the Palin thing BECAUSE they get to cover Alaska from that angle. Lame.
It's a hell hole, but I am allowed to say that because I'm from there. #tyrafaketoenails
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[en.wikipedia.org] #tyrafaketoenails
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What are days ending in 'y', Alex? #tyrafaketoenails
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Ugh, really, Tracie?
And yes to the latter part ::hangs head in shame:: #tyrafaketoenails
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