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    Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable

    What Is The Definition Of Birth?
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    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I only watched this to determine whether I still had a crush on Lindsay Lohan. I do not. (Sad face.) I do, however, still have a big crush on Janeane Garofalo. (Happy face.)
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    Z und Vielpunkt's chick approved this comment Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of Z und Vielpunkt's chick Z und Vielpunkt's chick
    07/20/09

    @Z und Vielpunkt's chick: Ha! Shameless self-promotion!
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    labyrinthine IS DOING THIS approved this comment Z und Vielpunkt's chick was starred Z und Vielpunkt's chick was unstarred
    Image of LucilleMcGillicuddy LucilleMcGillicuddy
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    What is that old adage? Youth is wasted on
    the young. That phrase seems to spring to
    mind when I see this troubled young person.
    She was so charming as a young teenager -
    indeed she still is quite charismatic. But
    she looks squandered for lack of a better
    word. Like she is running through all of
    those things you lose when you aren't young
    anymore. Sigh.
     Reply
    LucilleMcGillicuddy was starred LucilleMcGillicuddy was unstarred
    Image of lobstr lobstr
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    How about them casting Kevin Covais as the sniveling little assistant kid? I was like "Wait a minute, isn't that Chicken Little from American Idol season 6?? Indeed it was. Weird.
     Reply
    lobstr was starred lobstr was unstarred
    Image of Lulamaybelle Lulamaybelle
    07/20/09

    @lobstr: That was my exact thought too when he came on screen. I was like "Chicken Little"?!?
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    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment Lulamaybelle was starred Lulamaybelle was unstarred
    Image of comrade tacky comrade tacky
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I had to change the channel when Lindsay Lohan's character was promoted to Associate Editor and promptly:
    - informed that her income would be way higher than a secretary's (that should be executive assistant!)
    -given an office (HA!)
    -with a window (HA! HA!)
    -and an assistant (HA! HA! HA!)
    -yet NO COMPUTER on which to procure a bad case of carpal tunnel syndrome.

    I mean, I know this is the movies, but for this associate editor at a publishing firm (who is typing this in a cube), that was just too much.
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles promoted this comment Edited by comrade tacky at 07/20/09 3:02 PM comrade tacky was starred comrade tacky was unstarred
    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    07/20/09

    @so long marianne: Seriously, did the boss think it might be HIS or something? For shit!
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    Zombie Ms. Skittles was starred Zombie Ms. Skittles was unstarred
    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I think what a lot of us are forgetting is that this was actually made for the big screen and then was edited for ABC Family.

    Its a real bummer cause I like majority of the cast but as the saying goes "you cant polish a turd".
     Reply
    ArtfulSlinger was starred ArtfulSlinger was unstarred
    Image of misssichuan misssichuan
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    "I can tell that you're kind of straight." Hahaha! SamRo knows! BTW, I've been to birthing classes and it was very technical- the stuff we WANTED and NEEDED to know...epidural, forceps, labor, pain relief and general health and well being for Mom and baby. There was no, "Whisper something to your partenr!" And if it was, ugh! I would have left! Mind you, if some people dig that, that is cool with me. But I just want the facts! How much will it hurt? What happens if there is a complication? That sort of thing.
     Reply
    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment misssichuan was starred misssichuan was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    Pregnant? More like preg-not! Lindsay Lohan? More like Lindsay DOH-han. Acting? More like crap-ting! Labor Pains? More like-- oh wait, I guess that one's okay.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of maude_flanders maude_flanders
    07/20/09

    @morninggloria: You know what? I enjoyed that. Especially "crap-ting."


    Simple pleasures....
     Reply
    maude_flanders was starred maude_flanders was unstarred
    Image of Thistledew Thistledew
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I loved that the moral of the movie was essentially "your life will be so much better when you're pregnant." She got a better job, more money, more friends, a guy fell for her. Apparently getting pregnant will solve all of my problems.
     Reply
    serreca promoted this comment Thistledew was starred Thistledew was unstarred
    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I wish Lindsay did real movies. I actually like watching her. Oh well, at least she got paid.
     Reply
    The Queen of No was starred The Queen of No was unstarred
    Image of serreca serreca
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    I watched it. It was bad, but not bad enough for me to change the channel.
     Reply
    serreca was starred serreca was unstarred
    Image of AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope
    07/20/09

    @serreca: I have a deep love/hate relationships with such programming. When are the showing it on repeat?
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    AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was starred AtomiClash: humanitarian misanthrope was unstarred
    Image of ginseng_you_sing ginseng_you_sing
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    Best fake pregnancy: http://www.hulu.com/watch/1168/arrested-development-confronting-maggie#s-p1-n2-st-i1
    Not.
     Reply
    maybeimamazed02 promoted this comment ginseng_you_sing was starred ginseng_you_sing was unstarred
    Image of Alexis Alexis
    07/20/09

    @ginseng_you_sing: Even though the clip didn't post...yes, that was the best fake pregnancy.
     Reply
    Alexis was starred Alexis was unstarred
    Image of hortense hortense
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    "Wayward skank," however, was not bleeped out.

    I sat through the first 40 minutes and then I had to change it. It was terrible.
     Reply
    hortense was starred hortense was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/20/09

    @hortense: "Wayward Skank" sounds like an out of control dance at a Reel Big Fish concert.
     Reply
    morninggloria was starred morninggloria was unstarred
    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    07/20/09

    @morninggloria: bring on the booze, and i'm sure i can make this dance a reality.
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    birminghamdrunk was starred birminghamdrunk was unstarred
    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    07/20/09

    @morninggloria: carry on my wayward skank, too bad this movie's gonna tank...
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    pantsless economist...access RESTORED was starred pantsless economist...access RESTORED was unstarred
    Image of Penny Penny
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    Did you pick the most exciting clips? Because those just about put me to sleep.

    Her acting seems about the same as it was in Mean Girls, but this movie is filmed kind of like an after school special.
     Reply
    Penny was starred Penny was unstarred
    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    That lamaze class clip bored me to the point of not being able to finish watching it. I can see why this is straight to cable.
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    Bunsen Honeydew was starred Bunsen Honeydew was unstarred
    Image of EkaterinaBallerina EkaterinaBallerina
    07/20/09

    In reply to Lindsay Lohan's Labor Pains: Laborious, Painful, & Straight To Cable
    This movie was awkward as hell. Especially the birth class scene. If you'd made me go through birthing class with my boss, I'd have thrown in the towel and screamed "the jig is up, you've got me," and walked right out of the room.

    Oy, I'm cringing just thinking about that scene.
     Reply
    EkaterinaBallerina was starred EkaterinaBallerina was unstarred
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