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Look Who Also Probably Fucked Eliot Spitzer, Guys!

  • Oh what a surprise! Eliot Spitzer probably fucked the biggest whore in Washington, who may even have actually worked as a whore that whole time she was whoring. [Wonkette]
  • The Alan Keyes of Muslims! [WSJ]
  • Mark McKinnon is still planning on leaving the McCain campaign if Barack Obama is the nominee. Not that anyone thinks that has a chance of happening. [National Journal]
  • Though it has at least as much of a chance as an Obama-Bob Casey ticket? [TNR]
  • Burger King is trying to rebrand itself to look like a cool bar you might find at some sort of transport hub food court. I ask you, are you not looking at this prototype and thinking "messy anonymous airport hotel sex"? [WSJ]
  • Nancy Pelosi has released a statement that boycotting the Olympics in China in protest to their violence against Tibetan protesters and, oh, I dunno, their blatant disregard for human rights and the environment, would be unfair because some athletes worked too hard to be ignored by their countrymen on television? [AP]
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    5:30 PM on Fri Mar 28 2008
    By Moe
    4,007 views, 38 comments

    Latest by hellodarling!: @TheGuvnah: +1. I can't believe I wasted my money on that retarded book. more »

    we like our men well jung

    The Men -- And Manboobs -- Of Our Dreams

    A study undertaken by sleep researchers has found that women dream about sex just as often as men do. These findings, apparently, are different than those from a similar study conducted 40 years ago in which "women reported way fewer sexy dreams than men did," reports ABC News. While we're happy to know that parity between the sexes has been achieved during everyone's off-hours, we were curious as to what else had changed in the past four decades with regards to sleep and sex. And as we found out, not much! In fact, men still want three-ways in public parks and women just want to fuck John F. Kennedy Bill Clinton!
    Men's sex dreams were twice as likely to involve trysts with multiple partners, and were more likely to take place in public. Women were twice as likely to dream about sex with public figures, according to the researchers.
    Inspired by the thought of actually getting any fucking sleep (or, for that matter, any fucking!) Anna and Moe decided to discuss the female equivalent of the wet dream. More »

    4:26 PM on Thu Jun 14 2007
    By Anna
    1,371 views, 8 comments

    Latest by embobly: Tom Selleck. Weird. Also have dreamed about Clinton. more »