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VoxPopuli
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Kirsten Dunst is posing with the backdrop from my junior year picture from the 1990s. And she's even rocking the 1990s Hillary Headband.

I'm going to go warn her about Hootie and the Blowfish.
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Elaken
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
First of all, I wouldn't be surprised if Britney had no idea who Simon was.

And secondly, why is Braff a whiner for elucidating his reasons for being done with the show? He has gotten a lot from the show, which it sounds like he recognizes, why do people have to be so mean just because he is ready to not be constrained? I get annoyed with celebrities being all bitchy about their fame/jobs but does that mean they can't even mention the bad anymore? What is the point to having wealth if you can't do the things you most want. I am also sure there are tons of poor people who would love to take flying lessons too - it doesn't have to be a rich douche-bag rite of passage.
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Hana Maru
12/02/08

@Elaken: Yeah,I like it when people can be honest. He didn't sound impolite to me, anyway.
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Chocolate Sex Bunny
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Well, onto hubby #5 for Ivana...

Meanwhile all of my gay friends are still waiting to be allowed to participate in the "sanctity" of marriage.

FAIL FAIL FAIL!
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DinosaurDanceParty
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
I also broke up with my boyfriend this week :/
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vamusical
12/01/08

@DinosaurDanceParty: I'm sorry! definitely hasn't been long enough since my breakup for me to forget how much it sucks :(
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chatterboxwriting
12/01/08

@DinosaurDanceParty: Oh, I'm so sorry! Hang in there, it will get better.

My ex messaged me on AIM yesterday and said, "Baby, I'm in trouble. The bank sent me a letter saying I have to deposit money to bring my negative balance to 0, or they will close my account." (His veiled attempt at asking me for a loan) I just wrote back, "I guess you'll have to deposit some money then!"
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DinosaurDanceParty
12/01/08

@chatterboxwriting: Haha! That's what parent's are for. It IS kind of nice to be free of some of that bullshit!
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chatterboxwriting
12/01/08

@DinosaurDanceParty: He's such a loser. His mom doesn't have money to loan him, and his dad lives in FL. He lives rent-free with his grandma and has two kids (by two different mothers) who he does not support. He can't get a NJ ID (in order to get a job) because they froze all of his state documents when he had a bench warrant out on him for not appearing in court; he has to pay $115 to get a new ID, but he doesn't even have $15 let alone $115!

See, sometimes it's good to break up, but it sucks in the meantime. Have some Ben & Jerry's and, if you get bummed later, PM me (not that you know me, but it sucks to be grieving alone).
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Ascendo_tuum
12/01/08

@DinosaurDanceParty: I'm sorry. :(. I got dumped a few weeks ago (which I'm sure everyone on here is sick of hearing me whine about) and it sucks! Hope you're feeling okay..hang in there! *Hugs*
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I, Zombie Normal
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
I think Brandon should have to be Pink's butler to pay off the damages to her car, a la Seinfeld. Sure, he could pay with his daddy's money, but if he butles, he might learn some important life lessons.
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vamusical
12/01/08

@AbbyNormal: I'm more inclined to recommend a punishment of having to wait tables at, oh, let's say Ruby Tuesday's.
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Breamworthy
12/01/08

@vamusical: Cause, seriously, being Pink's butler sounds like a kick-ass job - way too cool for BD.
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PhillyLass
12/01/08

@AbbyNormal: I'm almost tempted to check TMZ.com to see if there's footage of Pink kicking BD's ass for crashing into her car. But I just can't bring myself to give them the page views.
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I, Zombie Normal
12/01/08

@PhillyLass: I would pay cold hard cash money to see Pink kick his weaselly ass.
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Ascendo_tuum
12/01/08

@AbbyNormal: *Butles* is making me LOL..
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Mav
12/01/08

@AbbyNormal: butles is so making me think of Clue...
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Brigit
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Zach Braff - you are the reason I cannot stand Scrubs. You should get a prize for having the most annoying, douchebaggy character in a series ever.

So good riddance.
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Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
12/01/08

@Brigit: I live in LA and have two interesting anecdotes to add to the "Zach Braff is Assy" party -
1) On good source, he's an awful kisser
2) He tried to pick up my friend at a party by telling her "you are soooo skinny."
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Brigit
12/01/08

@Mmmmkay: Wow, I just thought his character was douchey, now there's evidence that it's his own doucheyness seeping onto the character!

Also, I like the assy description.
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jigglyball
12/02/08

@Mmmmkay: He looks like a terrible kisser. I can pinpoint any physical characteristics, but his entire demeanors screams, "I WILL ENTHUSIASTICALLY DROOL ON YOUR CHIN!"

I'm way late on the after-dark Dirt Bag. Damn West Coast.
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jigglyball
12/02/08

@jigglyball: *can't pinpoint
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Too bad about Joaquin, he's looking a lot like a mountain man these days. And not in a good way, either. More in a lives-in-a-shed-in-the-woods-and-doesn't... way. Too, too bad. Teh hotness, he no longer haz it.
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Aesop's Foibles. YES.
12/01/08

@terribletwenties: Er, not sure what happened there, it was supposed to read doesn't-clean-himself-way.
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vamusical
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Marg Helgenberger is divorced? I gotta go tell my dad, he'll probably get just as giddy as my mom did when Paul McCartney got divorced.
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Penny
12/01/08

@vamusical: Seriously, she is SO PRETTY.
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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)
12/01/08

@Archetype: Nobody rocks the Strawberry Blonde like the Helgenburger.

Also, the woman is pretty enough to be famous with a name like Marg Helgenburger.
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PhillyLass
12/01/08

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): and she rocks gorgeous cheek bones too. Her bone structure is amazing.
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Dear Ivana (or writer at Yahoo),

The song is not "Que sera sera." It is "Que será, será." Big difference.

Thanks you very much,

Overly Picky Spanish Major
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Penny
12/01/08

@o português é muito sexy: To be fair, I STILL haven't figured out accents on my computer....
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@o português é muito sexy:

Dear me,

It is not "Thanks you very much." It is "Thank you very much."

Thank you very much,

Girl Who Has Too Much Homework
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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)
12/01/08

@o português é muito sexy: So you can sympathize with my horror at "Si se puede"

Literal translation: "If you can..."
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Annabellie
12/01/08

@Archetype: I had them all figured out on my PC (because I had to translate stuff into French for work), but now that I have a Macbook I am completely clueless. Stupid technology.
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Penny
12/01/08

@Annabellie: Me too, I remember doing it for French in school but the keyboard shortcuts are not the same on my Mac.

I guess I should stop being lazy and find a list online...
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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)
12/01/08

@Annabellie: You're welcome:

[tlt.its.psu.edu]
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@Archetype: Are you on a mac or on windows? They're actually quite easy on macs. To get a ´, press and hold the option key, then "e", followed by the letter you want it over. To get ˜, option + ˜+ letter. To get ¨, option + u + letter. To get `, option + the key next to the "1" that has this ` and ~ on it + letter. To get all sorts of other fun accents and symbols, experiment with option and various letters. å∫ç∂´ƒg˙ˆ∆˚¬µ˜øπœ®ß†¨√∑≈¥Ω. and capitals are simple, just hold shift when you put in the letter. ÅıçÎ´Ï˝ÓˆÔÒÂ˜Ø∏Œ‰Íˇ¨◊"˛Á¸!¡

With windows, can't help you. I only use them with in-class spanish essays, and I haven't had one of those for three semesters. I think the basic ´just involves the apostrophe key, but i'm not sure.
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Or "If one can." Ugh. Drives me absolutely insane.
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Annabellie
12/01/08

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): Oooh! Thank you! I, um, probably could have found that if I were less lazy. Or if I were to crack my giant Everything Macs book...
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@Annabellie: see the long paragraph I just wrote. Basically, it's just option + e for ´, i for ˆ, u for ¨, `/~ for `, and n for ˜, followed by the letter it needs to be over.
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Penny
12/01/08

@o português é muito sexy: That IS easy....I think I might even remember a few of those....
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Brigit
12/01/08

@Archetype: I had to do all my undergrad lab reports in Spanish so I became a master at character typing. Now I'm taking French and I have to figure a whole new set of characters :/
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@Brigit: Yup, same with me and portuguese. I hate the little ç thing, I always forget to use it.
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@Archetype: My goal in life is to convince everyone that macs are wonderful and usable for anything :)
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Mafalda para Presidente
12/01/08

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): That's not really a literal translation.
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Brigit
12/01/08

@Mafalda para Presidente: You know, that really confuses me. I was still in school when I don't know who (La Real Academia de la Lengua?) decided that monosyllabic words that are 'agudas' didn't get the accent. I swear I got points taken off by putting the acento.

But then there is the si that's conditional and the affirmative. Lleva acento si es afirmativo?
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Penny
12/01/08

@o português é muito sexy: That's been my dad's goal for about 20 years now. I've never owned anything other than Apples :-)
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casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
12/01/08

@Archetype: Same here. One day (with the help of the iPod) we will convince the whole world that that's the way things should be!
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Kittenish
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Honestly, Michael Phelps has pretty much earned the right to date anyone he wants. You go, Michael!
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MizJenkins
12/01/08

@Kittenish has gone to the dogs...: Really? Because he swims fast? If that were the only qualification I'd be fucking Shamu. I have to say his taste is as predictable as it is deplorable...

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): ...although you're right, it may be appropriate.
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KathrynwithaY loves Joan Collins
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Waaahhhhh, Zach Braff, waaaahhhhh.

Give me a TV show and a nice paycheck, Hollywood. I have no desire to take a flying lesson, jump out of a plane, tattoo my face, shoot myself in a nightclub or make crappy movies with Natalie Portman.
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Penny
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Also, anyone else getting an 8th grade portrait read from that photo?
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PilgrimSoul
12/01/08

@Archetype: Is anybody NOT getting an 8th grade portrait read from that photo?
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TheFormerJuneBronson
12/01/08

@Archetype: My first thought. That background was soooo cool in 1985!
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Penny
12/01/08

@PilgrimSoul: Honestly? It took me a moment, but I am still recovering from the weekend.
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PilgrimSoul
12/01/08

@Archetype: My first thought was, "why is there a picture of the young Kirst- oh."
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belle TL
12/01/08

@PilgrimSoul: I was thinking 4th grade, when they introduced the "club lights" background and allowed you to pose with your musical instrument if you so desired.

The 10-year-old me totally wanted it, but my mom was wise in saying no.
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aubonpam
12/01/08

@Archetype: Yeah, big time. On that note, I think we're all better off if we had sensible moms that said "you are not choosing LaserBeam."
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chatterboxwriting
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Wow, major confusion there for a minute. I thought the William Balfour bit said Eric Balfour, and I was like, "What? That hot lawyer from Convicted killed those people?!" Then I misread Harry Morton as Harry Winston and I was like, "when did Harry Winston buy the Viper Room?" No more Internet for me for a little while.
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westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago)
12/01/08

@chatterboxwriting: Mmmm. Eric Balfour. Wait, what were we talking about?
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Liz11685
12/01/08

@chatterboxwriting: I thought the same thing- I was worried he had gone form being skeezy on TV and in moves to being a criminal in real life!
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chatterboxwriting
12/01/08

@westvillagegirl (exiled in chicago): My old roommate thinks he is so ugly. I'm all, "WTF is wrong with you?!" I am still mad that NBC canceled Convicted; we are subjected to season after season of drivel in the form of shows involving Paris Hilton, yet we can't have a good legal drama. Also, Anson Mount, or whoever the guy who played ADA Steele is, is HOT.
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SisterMaryMartha
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
Who even buys tickets to see Criss Angel?

SERIOUSLY.

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Kittenish
12/01/08

@SisterMaryMartha: Yeah, those tickets scream "COMP" right there. I would rather pay to see, literally, anything else.
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Penny
12/01/08

In reply to Kirsten Dunst Is Sick Of Living In Fear Of Her Stalker
I would go 110% bat-shit insane if I were famous. Tracking devices, stalkers......along with the gazillions of other things that making boatloads of money and having fame could not possibly make up for.
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Crabby Cakes
12/01/08

@Archetype: Seriously, the thought that people would be following my every move and reporting on everything I ate/did/said/whatev makes me panicky. Every time I misspoke or got drunk or got upset with my BF would be slathered all over every tabloid? No thanks. You can keep the money and fame.
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/01/08

@Archetype: Seriously. I mean, if someone comes over my fence, I'm cocking the shotgun. Paparazzi, stalker, performance artist, mailman... makes no difference to me.
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belle TL
12/01/08

@ceejeemcbeegee: I would imagine feeling like my dog felt at me photographing his cute face all weekend:

[mine.icanhascheezburger.com]
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ceejeemcbeegee is not here
12/01/08

@bellethellama: LOL! My dog does that too! It's like he knows I'm gonna put them all over Facebook!
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