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New York, 11:33 AM
Tue Dec 22
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    11:27 AM

    In reply to The Motion Of The Ocean
    If you kind of squint, those breakers look a lot like the piles of snow lining the streets of upper Manhattan. It's just that the people jumping through them up there aren't wearing bikinis.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11:30 AM

    @JerseyGrrrl: Well, most people jumping through them. Let's be honest, here.
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    Image of hydrogen_jukebox hydrogen_jukebox
    11:19 AM

    In reply to The Motion Of The Ocean
    This is insulting to me as a freezing New Yorker. How dare you.
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    Image of shorty63136 shorty63136
    11:18 AM

    In reply to The Motion Of The Ocean
    Jealous.

    Also - is she bathing? Or just swimming?
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    11:18 AM

    In reply to The Motion Of The Ocean
    The girl of Ipanema...

    Olha que coisa mais linda,
    mais cheia de graça
    É ela menina
    que vem que passa
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    10:51 AM

    In reply to Hit Me With Your Best Shot
    I love how fancy the brocade curtain is...you might think it's an ordinary doctor's office, and then you realize it's all dolled up.
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    10:29 AM

    In reply to Rainbow Brite/See The Shining Light
    Gwen, I adore you.
    We get it, you have a vast wardrobe.
    We don't need to see every wacky piece of outer wear you own.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10:21 AM

    In reply to No Bull
    She must have found something very amoosing.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    11:00 AM

    @CurtCole: Well, you really milked that pun for all it was worth.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    11:02 AM

    @midwesternmom: I know, I hope I don't get the hoof!
     Reply
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    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    10:20 AM

    In reply to No Bull
    In the words of Katy Perry: BULLOCKS!
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    Edited by t-yo3 at 12/22/09 10:24 AM t-yo3 was starred t-yo3 was unstarred
    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    10:15 AM

    In reply to Hit Me With Your Best Shot
    If that nurse is anything like me, she's thinking "Holy shit, I'm giving the President an injection. Don't screw up, don't screw up, don't... Damn, I missed."
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    Image of snappletree snappletree
    10:19 AM

    @debo matar la zombi goldberry83: RIGHT?! this is terrifying.
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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    11:26 AM

    @snappletree: Plus, what if you really screw up, and he gets all bruised? Does the Secret Service kick your ass?
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    Image of marshmallory marshmallory
    10:14 AM

    In reply to Rainbow Brite/See The Shining Light
    She looks like a high fashion Glow-Worm.
     Reply
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    10:11 AM

    In reply to Hit Me With Your Best Shot
    It's not illegal to lust after the president, right?
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    Image of stacyinbean stacyinbean
    10:43 AM

    @LaComtesse: I REALLY hope not because he's looking dead sexy in that tight black shirt...
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    10:01 AM

    In reply to Rainbow Brite/See The Shining Light
    I used to hate that, either because it was too early, or too late. I'm old
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    Image of DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton DinaRonson : Elizabeth Cady Stanton
    10:28 AM

    @Ailatan: I <3 u
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09:55 AM

    In reply to Rainbow Brite/See The Shining Light
    Gwen and the Technicolor Dreamcoat.
     Reply
    Edited by Sputnik_Sweetheart at 12/22/09 9:56 AM Sputnik_Sweetheart was starred Sputnik_Sweetheart was unstarred
    Image of georgina georgina
    09:54 AM

    In reply to Rainbow Brite/See The Shining Light
    It's the coat of many colors, her mama made for her.
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    10:02 AM

    @georgina: That's going to be in my head all day now. :(
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    Image of georgina georgina
    10:16 AM

    @CurtCole: Mine too! I will join you in twangy misery.
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    Image of hortense hortense
    09:28 AM

    In reply to Hit Me With Your Best Shot
    "Is the President shooting up!? We have proof! Tonight! On The O'Reilly Factorrrr!!!"
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