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Up And At 'Em
An Apple A Day
Bat For Lashes
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Life Is A Cabaret
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Cimorene
11/20/09

In reply to Up And At 'Em
Broken glass is one of my biggest fears. I fear eating cookies someone made and put crushed glass into to assissinate someone more important to me, I fear accidentally gulping some milk and swallowing a piece of broken glass, I fear (somehow) inhaling tiny pieces of powdered glass and dying from it.

Glass is scary.
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Penny
11/20/09

In reply to Her Number One Fan
My company is doing this "exclusive" partnership with her and it's been all things Swift in my office. Her tour books, her CDs, I even had to wrap a gift for her.

Hope you like it, Taylor!
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I, Zombie Normal
11/20/09

In reply to Her Number One Fan
Boy on left's thoughts: "Why isn't she looking at me? I've got this poster for her to sign, how can she not see it? Look at me! If only she would look into my eyes and see how much I love her. I post on her Facebook wall everyday, so I know I'm really her Number 1 fan. Look at me, Taylor!"

Girl on right's thoughts: "I can't believe that dude thought my hood was my hair. Like, right, whatever, security dude. I've been waiting here all night for just this one moment, and pushy camera girl and poster boy are totally ruining this for me. Who's touching my butt???"

Taylor's thoughts: "Mmmmmm, I could got for some tots about now. With catsup."
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
11/20/09

In reply to Not Ready For Her Closeup
Those BOOTS.

No wonder she went all the way to Austria; she knew I'd only chase her as far as Mallorca to get them.
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MargaretMoony
11/20/09

In reply to Up And At 'Em
OW!
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Scout
11/20/09

In reply to Up And At 'Em
...the question is: does she or doesn't she have a soap bubble beard?
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la.donna.pietra
11/20/09

In reply to Up And At 'Em
First thought: Wow, those foot tattoos look as though they must have really hurt when she got them.

Second thought: Is this picture taken from the front or the back of the stage?
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Elaken
11/20/09

@la.donna.pietra: Yes, foot tattoos are on the painful side.

I didn't even think of the stage question, now that is something I will be mulling over.
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sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
11/20/09

In reply to An Apple A Day
Dear Diary,

Paparazzi being a fuckwit. v. v. annoyed.

Tourist knocked over my first latte. v. v. pissed.

Looking at myself on Jezebel while talking in my Bridget Jones voice. v. v. faux-meta.
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BlondeGoddess
11/20/09

@sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): V. v. good.
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howdybeep (runs with monkey wrenches)
11/20/09

In reply to An Apple A Day
"If I've said it once, I've said it a million times -- no body snarking on the Snap Judgments, mmmmkay?"
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/20/09

In reply to An Apple A Day
In the end times only millionaires could afford the Caramel Macchiato.
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Tippi Hedren
11/20/09

In reply to An Apple A Day
Renee Zellweger is seen promoting Starbucks' newest beverage: the sour lemon latte.
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Scout
11/20/09

@Tippi Hedren: ha! ha! good one.

*oh and it is served with a straw
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Tippi Hedren
11/20/09

In reply to Bat For Lashes
I'm loving the background guy's "Dios mio!!!" pose. I wonder if there's an equivalent phrase in Farsi.
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token_illiterate_commenter
11/20/09

@Tippi Hedren: I think he might be auditioning for the next "Home Alone" sequel.
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debo matar la zombi goldberry83
11/20/09

In reply to TGIF
*Deep breath* Corgiiiiiiiiiiiiii! I must immediately e-mail this to my Dad, who adores corgies.
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hfree
11/20/09

In reply to TGIF
CORGI!!!! I approve!
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sybann
11/20/09

In reply to TGIF
I showed this to my sister (visiting from FL) this morning - LOVE this puppppppppplpl.
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