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    Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation

    "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"

    Teens Sue Over Fallout From Sexy Pics • Harvard To Offer Class On The Wire

    102-Year-Old Woman Quits Smoking After 95 Years And 170,000 Cigarettes

    Pastor Continues To Pray For President's Death • Woman Suffers Gender-Identity Changing Seizures

    Vintage Commercials Show Smoking As A Feminist Act

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    Image of BytheSea BytheSea
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    Local news is saying the couple arrested at the Lehigh Pub called the cops themselves. Methinks much of the story hasn't been told.
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    Why the fuck would any guy want to numb his penis? It's pretty simple. If you pop too soon you do things that your partner enjoys until you're ready to go again. Not that I have any expertise in this area. Really! I heard it from a friend! I'll go hide now.
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    Image of SheelaNaGig SheelaNaGig
    11/19/09

    @token_illiterate_commenter: They have numbing creams on the market right now. I was waiting to pick up a prescription at Walgreens and the line happened to be in the "family planning" aisle, where I spotted a tube of something called (no joke) Man-Delay. It had a tiger on the package and everything. I read the label and it is basically Anbesol diluted to numb the penis. I giggled like a fool for a very long time after seeing it.
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    11/19/09

    @SheelaNaGig: I thought I'd heard of products like that, but a guy would have to have a serious problem to use something like that. Most guys bitch about losing sensation with a condom, how much fun could a numb penis be? On the other hand, a tiger!
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    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    Boy uses spray to numb penis...inserts penis into girlfriends vagina...girlfriend ends up with numb vagina. Sounds like a thoroughly thought out plan to me.
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    Image of logruszed logruszed
    11/19/09

    @whats_in_a_name: condom over penis.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    I originally read the title as "Going Rogue Condensed Version Prevents Premature Ejaculation," and I bet it does, too.
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    11/19/09

    @la.donna.pietra: In that case it would probably be more accurate to just say that "Going Rogue condensed version prevents ejaculation" I ideas it represents are quiet literally bonerkillers.
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    Image of hovy hovy
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    "a spray that numbs the penis"

    Do not want.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    If you're going to slap a mandatory gratuity on a menu, why not just charge a little extra and pay your waitstaff the difference?

    Duh.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    "Mavericky" didn't make the cut?
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/19/09

    In reply to Going Rogue: The Condensed Version •  New Spray Combats Premature Ejaculation
    Just a thought, but if the spray numbs the guy's penis, wouldn't it also numb the woman's vagina? From contact? Then she wouldn't be feeling anything either, and the whole purpose of lasting longer is shot to hell.

    Nice try though.
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/19/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Yeah, those "pleasure extending condoms" numb my vagina. Bonus, they make my fiance lose his erection. They're generally just shit.
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    Image of spiraloflife spiraloflife
    11/19/09

    @Tippi Hedren: Maybe you're supposed to put a condom on over it?
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    11/19/09

    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: What an excellent product!

    Personally, I've found that nothing makes a man last longer than "whiskey dick."
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    Image of GirlFailer GirlFailer
    11/19/09

    @Tippi Hedren: It seems like the penis being numb, and unable to feel pleasure might contribute to loss of an erection, too. Maybe I'm thinking about this too much.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/19/09

    @spiraloflife: Maybe... I just don't think many guys could keep an erection with a numb penis AND a condom.
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    Image of Tippi Hedren Tippi Hedren
    11/19/09

    @GirlFailer: You're right, let's not over-analyze.
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    He looks like he's making a Groucho Marx joke: "I'd like to join a club and beat you over the head with it! Wokka wokka!" (With a little Fozzie Bear thrown in for good measure.)
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    Image of femme-bot femme-bot
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    I smoke cigs, those just make me feel like a fancy French person.
    But I guess "bring out the Frenchman in you" doesn't sound quite as cool.
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    Image of BestEuphemismEver BestEuphemismEver
    11/19/09

    @femme-bot: "Do you have any French in you? Would you like some?"
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    11/19/09

    @BestEuphemismEver: Your username here is apt.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    Why is he carrying a giant parsnip?
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    Image of therewillcomesoftrains therewillcomesoftrains
    11/19/09

    @BabyJane: Sadly in those days, they didn't know that root vegetables caused tubers.
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    Image of netfe netfe
    11/19/09

    @BabyJane: didn't you know? it's very alarming!
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    Image of TransFat TransFat
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    Jokes on him. He's holding a giant sweet potato.
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    Edited by TransFat at 11/19/09 1:36 PM TransFat was starred TransFat was unstarred
    Image of netfe netfe
    11/19/09

    @TransFat: i think it's a parsnip?
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    TransFat promoted this comment netfe was starred netfe was unstarred
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    11/19/09

    @netfe: I say potato, you say parsnip, let's call the whole thing off.

    #tips
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    Image of Zombie Ms. Skittles Zombie Ms. Skittles
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    I like all the horned animals in the background. Just in case you forget that, you know, there's a penis.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/19/09


    @Zombie Ms. Skittles: Also, the Altamira artist called, Mr. Ad-man, and he wants to let you know that your blatant copying will not stand.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

    And sometimes, it's a penis.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/19/09

    In reply to "There's A Man-Sized Feeling Of Power In Smoking A Cigar…"
    Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar... except when it's a penis.
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    Image of Dodgergirl Dodgergirl
    11/19/09

    @futuremouse: Beat me to it!
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/19/09

    @Dodgergirl: Great minds think alike, of penises (penii?). I think Shakespeare said that. Somewhere. Maybe not.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11/19/09

    @futuremouse: George Carlin! Well, he might not originated it, but he definitely used it in his act.
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    Image of futuremouse futuremouse
    11/19/09

    @HannahBethD: Wait really? With the penis thing? I would google but they definitely see my search history here and penis joke is not something that could be easily related to my line of work.
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    Image of HannahBethD HannahBethD
    11/19/09

    @futuremouse: I believe the line was 'Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar and other times it's a big brown dick'
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