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    11:49 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Did someone mention Pulp??
    I knew I like the vampire for a reason
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    11:30 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    "The source was last spotted running down the street screaming, "It's true! Now stay away from Bella! You're ruining everything! Team Edwaarrrrddd!" Not really. But maybe?"

    Made of win, sprinkled liberally with awesomesauce.
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    11:24 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Wasn't it the big deal that Heidi's 4th is a girl? Lou? Seal? Lou-Seal?
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    11:21 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Not to nit-pick, but isn't Heidi and Seal's child, Lou, a girl?
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    11:36 AM

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Fixed!
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    11:17 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Back in my smoker days, I used to smoke post-gym too. It was always a very nice cigarette, I remember.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    12:26 PM

    @pantsless: Best one of the day, I agree.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11:00 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Why are the tabloids so invested in Taylor squared? They've been dating, for what, a couple of months and they are both still in their teens. They are obviously not about to get married. Give it a rest.
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    11:06 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: But he'll talk to her daddy and she'll pick out a white dress! It's a love story, Sputnik, just say yes!
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    11:14 AM

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Taylor^2: Rise of the reality show wedding.
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10:58 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    Every time I hear Robert Pattinson speak, it's like I'm listening to a 10 year old, whining.

    I wish I could muster up more sympathy for the guy-- it must be hard being famous overnight, but jeebus. He makes it hard.
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    11:38 AM

    @curiousgeorgiana: "I want to be a famous actor but now I'm tooo famous. I just wish everything was exactly how I wanted it."
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    11:51 AM

    @Snowbunny: Nailed it.
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    11:58 AM

    @curiousgeorgiana: I like to do impressions.

    I really have no sympathy for him. I have sympathy for Britney Spears because photographers would surround her car so she couldn't drive and sue her when she ran over their feet, all while having a mental crisis. I have sympathy for stars who's babies have cameras shoved in their strollers. I have no sympathy for people who are having their pictures taken at their movie premiers. None.
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    12:04 PM

    @curiousgeorgiana: Note to self RP, don't star in a series of movies based on books that teens go wild for. Unless you want followed like the Monkees.
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    12:22 PM

    @Snowbunny: I do feel warmly towards people who laugh at people who fall into potted plants, though.
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    12:25 PM

    @limber: My mother once fell in a potted plant.

    She seriously did though, we were in Munich and she drank a gallon of beer and fell in a plant. I laughed so hard I almost fainted.
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    10:55 AM

    In reply to Taylor And Taylor Are Probably Not Getting Married, John Mayer Continues To Have Problems With The Ladies
    I read the Brad Pitt item as though he were fighting off Asians in the Bermuda triangle. I was confused, and then I read it again. Maybe I should go back to bed.
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    11:17 AM

    @morninggloria: Maybe its some sort of conspiracy theory movie about a lost Japanese super weapon from WWII that has been causing the Bermuda Triangle.
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Brooke looks like she may have been going for Old Greg #gallery
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    I always love how totally unsexy Heidi Klum's Halloween costumes are. She's like the opposite of everybody - she's sexy all the rest of the year, so this is her chance to be totally unsexy.

    Jezzies living in countries other than the US, Canada, and Great Britain - is Halloween not a big deal where you live? I was reading a crafting website and there were so many comments to the effect of "I wish I lived in the US so I could do something like this!"

    And Gene Simmons, lame. You can't be what you are. That's like doctors who "dress up" as doctors.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/01/09

    @vulcanized: I taught English in a rural village in Japan for two years and during Halloween time, I would dress up to school and teach Halloween lessons, which I think everyone got a kick out of it. One year, in one of my elementary schools, all the students and teachers dressed up and the students trick or treated from classroom to classroom, which was ADORABLE. I also taught some of my students how to make Jack O'Lanterns (Japanese pumpkins, by the way, really difficult to carve). However, if the person in my position wasn't really into Halloween, they wouldn't have celebrated it at all, other than a lesson in the English text book about Jack O'Lanterns. I think in cities where there are big expat communities, such as Tokyo, there might be more serious Halloween celebrations.

    And you kinda make me feel bad because I'm an amateur belly dancer and I dressed up as a belly dancer yesterday. I guess when I go professional, I won't dress up as a belly dancer on Halloween anymore, but it was really fun to pretend I was the real thing for one night. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: No, you go on with your bad Halloween belly dancing self. I just feel like that outfit is basically Gene Simmons's uniform (I mean, how long was KISS around before we even knew what he actually looked like?), so it isn't really "dressing up". That outfit is basically his identity - he's dressed up as himself. It would be like John Roberts putting on his robe and telling people he's dressed up as a Supreme Court justice. I think the fun of Halloween is being something you're actually not. #gallery
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    11/02/09

    @vulcanized: well, to be fair to Gene Simmons, that pic was taken when he was performing at VooDoo Fest in New Orleans. He's probably contractually obligated to show up in the makeup... #gallery
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    Image of vulcanized vulcanized
    11/02/09

    @JustZoot: Ah, that makes more sense. I didn't realize he was performing. I take it back, Gene. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Half an hour ago I was watching "The Curious Case of Benjamin Button" which is quite depressing. Seeing good ol' Brad dressed as eveybody's (ie my kids') favorite DJ Lance Bass while I'm still kind of in my Benjamin Button induced funk is some kind of mind freak. AND THE BEST THING EVER.

    Also WHAT IS HE DRINKING? I need to know! It looks like either milk or some kind of Bailey's mixed drink... #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Anyone see Christian Siriano as Ariel? Hilar. And his partner was Prince Eric! [twitpic.com] #gallery
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    11/01/09

    @highjump: I'm dying. So ferosh, Christian. So ferosh. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    Let us pretend that Gavin Rossdale is going as Tallahasse from Zombieland. #gallery
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    11/01/09

    @ZombieEmpress: Missing a few weapons, but yes. Good call. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    @ZombieEmpress: He forgot the hat, too. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    I couldn't immediately tell that Coco and Ice-T were in costume. #gallery
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    11/01/09

    In reply to Crows And Bacon And DJ Lance Rock, Oh My! A Roundup Of Celebrity Halloween Costumes
    I think that one of Brooke's wee girls might be a buzzy bee or something, looking at the head gear. #gallery
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