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Break out the baby wipes! Terrence Howard is planning to release his debut album, Terrence Howard – Me and the Band of Kings, on September 2. According to People one of the tracks, "Sanctuary," was inspired by "a coincidental meeting with Seal and Heidi Klum at a Hollywood party." Um…okay. • Lance Armstrong played coy when questioned about new gf Kate Hudson on The View. Yawn! • Aw, TMZ caught Jezebel fave Judge Judy bossing her husband around. WWJJD indeed. [People, Us, TMZ]
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Britney made a surprise appearance at the Rock the Cradle finale last night to support her buddy, ex-manager Larry Rudolph, who is a judge on the show. "She didn't come here for publicity or anything like that. She came here because she wanted to see the show, which I appreciated," Rudolph tells Us. • "Ever wanted to see Shaq's booty? Now's your chance! • Holy crap, Seal proposed to Heidi Klum in an igloo. On vacation in Canada, Seal "had an igloo built there, and they'd brought up everything: a bed with sheets inside the igloo, rose petals everywhere, candles. Very, very romantic!" Klum tells People. Eskimo kisses all around! [Us, TMZ, People]
dirt bag
Lindsay Gets Ugly; Courtney Love Hospitalized; Jamie Lynn's Shower
- Lindsay Lohan will appear on SIX EPISODES of Ugly Betty, including the season finale. LL will play an old classmate of Betty's who is down on her luck. Naomi Campbell, Christian Siriano, Victoria Beckham and now Lindsay? It's official: Ugly Betty is the new Love Boat. [TMZ]
- Oooh, Lindsay's mugshot is being used in a drunk driving ad. [Reuters]
- Courtney Love was in the hospital over the weekend; homegirl has strep throat! Stay away. (Not that you needed a warning.) [Mirror]
- Thirty guests attended Jamie Lynn Spears's baby shower in Kentwood, LA on Saturday and big sis Britney was one of them. The ladies sat in a circle and opened gifts and nothing scandalous happened, yawn. [People]
- Britney hadn't been in her hometown since early 2007. Bet she misses some Southern cooking. [People]
- Miley Cyrus appeared at the Disney Channel Games concert Saturday night and thanked fans, saying: "Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you." Then she took her top off. Kidding! [People]
leftovers
Sexually-Inexperienced Seal Tries To Bone Penguin • UK Reports 50% More Female Drunks
A "frustrated, sexually inexperienced" young male seal tries to have sex with a penguin.• Older Japanese singles are trying out that whole online dating thing. • A 51-year-old man admits to using voodoo to seduce teen girls. • Two women make history, win second-"highest" medical prize. • PETA asks Hollywood insiders to whistleblow on animal cruelty on sets. • The houseboat from Sleepless in Seattle is on the market for $2.5 million! • British police report the number of female drunks being arrested has gone up 50% over the past five years. • Ancient androgynous pharaoh, Akhenaten, may have had genetic mutation that made him look feminine. • Colleges are allowing coed dorm rooms. • Men's activists complain about Bad Dads ambush reality TV show.
dirt bag
Pam Anderson & Lauren Conrad, White House Correspondents
- Seriously? The White House Correspondents dinner must not be what we think it is, because Pamela Anderson, Lauren Conrad and Perez Hilton (and Donatella Versace) are invited. [ONTD]
- Newly-engaged Ashlee Simpson says her sister Jessica is "overflowing with joy" and dad Joe has given her and fiancé Pete Wentz his blessing. [People]
- Lily Allen was kicked out of the men's room at a club in London — and she was with Razorlight singer Johnny Borrell. [Mirror]
- Kate Hudson on PhotoShopping: "I just tend to let those things go. I can't tell you how many covers of magazines I've been on when my eyes were blue. I don't have blue eyes. I have green eyes. So, you just kind of go with it, you know, it's like it is, what it is and that's what people do, you know." [The Star]
- A tabloid editor says Jay-Z and Beyoncé's wedding only made the cover of one weekly magazine because "African-Americans don't sell covers." [Gatecrasher]
rag trade
Ashlee Simpson To Join Forces With The Ashlee Simpson Of Mall Retailers
- As celebrity-commodity tie-ups go, it makes a certain kind of sense that Ashlee Simpson would shill for Wet Seal. Wet Seal is sort of the quintessential hollow youth retailer, possessing nary the layers of rigorous protocol and manufactured snobbery of Abercrombie & Fitch nor the countercultural "heritage" of Urban Outfitters, and so it is left, every few years, to "reinvent" itself under the watchful eye of the money men. Ashlee will be "designing" T-shirts "inspired by her own personality, sense of style and album artwork." [People]
- Oh, goody, and they're even going to make one that fits her. [Budget Fashionista]
- You know? There are a lot of topics that I could see inspiring me to write 300 pages of text and Kate Moss is not one of them. I mean, what all is there to say about Kate Moss? WWD asked the host of the party for a Kate Moss biography in Paris last night. "She always looks great," he said. [WWD]
- And her life is endless string of nabbing and losing endorsement contracts. [Mirror]
Loose Lips
Sarah Jessica Parker had this to say about being voted Maxim's Unsexiest Woman in the world: "It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking...It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people." • Seal went off on the paparazzi last night outside Madeo restaurant, calling them "cockroaches" who "ruin people's lives." • Madonna and Guy Richie were spotted out on a very public dinner date, perhaps to rebut recent rumors about an imminent split between the couple? [DListed, TMZ, Page Six]
Sarah Jessica Parker had this to say about being voted Maxim's Unsexiest Woman in the world: "It's so brutal in a way, so filled with rage and anger. It upset him [Matthew], because it has to do with his judgment too. Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No. Do I fit some ideals and standards of some men writing in a men's magazine? Maybe not. Am I really the unsexiest women in the world? Wow! It's kind of shocking...It's condemnation, it's insane. What can I do? I guess you can't please all people." • Seal went off on the paparazzi last night outside Madeo restaurant, calling them "cockroaches" who "ruin people's lives." • Madonna and Guy Richie were spotted out on a very public dinner date, perhaps to rebut recent rumors about an imminent split between the couple? [DListed, TMZ, Page Six]
rag trade
Keith Richards For Louis Vuitton: Old And Leathery
- Keith Richards for Louis Vuitton = Awesome. [WWD, sub req'd]
- Amy Winehouse played a Fendi party in Paris and talked about her mumps onstage before offering some gratitude to, like, someone: "Thanks for asking me to play. Whoever asked me to play." [WWD, sub req'd]
- Meta Kate Olsen came dressed as Karl Lagerfeld for the Chanel show Friday. [WWD, 4th item]
- Miss J (Alexander of Top Model) to WaPo fashion critic Robin Givhan on a Nina Ricci model: "She has that hungry walk. She's mad because she's so hungry!" [Off the Runway]
- Formerly anorexic model Crystal Renn on why a girl's gotta eat: "How can you be happy if you're working out for five hours a day? People want to hire happy models. You need fat to think!" Um, modeling requires thought? [Telegraph]
- Who is the man who would wear Juicy Couture cologne? [BellaSugar]
the good, the bad, and the ugly
Tinseltown Got Glittery And Gay For Elton John's Oscar Party
Despite the majority of Oscar party cancellations in light of the seemingly un-ending (and now ended) WGA strike, Elton John's long-running, star-studded fete was in full swing last night. Many of this year's nominees and winners dropped by, as did others, including Ellen DeGeneres and Portia de Rossi, Courtney Love, Rupert Murdoch, Minnie Driver, Leven Rambin, Lydia Hearst, Tara Reid, Tara Subkoff, Cheryl Tiegs (at left), Faye Dunaway, and even designer Roberto Cavalli, who looked ready to pick a fight. Maybe it's because Sir Elton brings out the crazy in people, but the fashions were much, well, louder at his party than they were at the awards themselves. Annotated gallery showing the Good, the Bad, and the Ugly of the 16th Annual Elton John AIDS Foundation Oscars After-party, after the jump. More »
rag trade
Nothing Says "Maturity" Quite Like Heidi Montag
- Clothing line Anchor Blue has signed Heidi Montag to be its new face. Because execs want to appeal to a "slightly older" demographic. No, really. [WWD, sub req'd]
- Would you like to be Erin O'Connor's escort to a show during London Fashion Week? Well lucky for you she's holding a contest with Vogue UK. To win her hand (or, you know, the seat next to her) all you have to do is compose her a poem. Start work-shopping those dirty limericks here! [Vogue UK]
- Thrilling/disturbing news: Steve & Barry's has inked a licensing deal allowing them to create and sell t-shirts bearing images and logos from The Little Rascals, The Andy Griffith Show, The Beverly Hillbillies, The Brady Bunch, The Love Boat, The Twilight Zone, Happy Days, Laverne & Shirley, Cheers and Beverly Hills 90210. And if you feel a twinge of sadness that the average Steve & Barry's customer has probably never known the joy of watching an episode of Laverne & Shirley, just think of the poor children in China who will be sewing them. [WWD, sub req'd]
Loose Lips
People names the cutest couples of the year. Heidi and Seal are my fave! • Also on People's list, Vanessa Hudgens wants her manscaped boyfriend Zac Efron to stop being such a sissy when it comes to his pimples. She should just lend him some concealer and quit judging! • James Franco, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn have all signed on to the upcoming Gus Van Sant film Milk: the true story of America's first gay elected official Harvey Milk. Sean Penn stars as the titular character and James Franco plays his lover. Can. Not. WAIT for the sex scenes! [People, Dlisted, Just Jared]
People names the cutest couples of the year. Heidi and Seal are my fave! • Also on People's list, Vanessa Hudgens wants her manscaped boyfriend Zac Efron to stop being such a sissy when it comes to his pimples. She should just lend him some concealer and quit judging! • James Franco, Emile Hirsch, Josh Brolin and Sean Penn have all signed on to the upcoming Gus Van Sant film Milk: the true story of America's first gay elected official Harvey Milk. Sean Penn stars as the titular character and James Franco plays his lover. Can. Not. WAIT for the sex scenes! [People, Dlisted, Just Jared]
