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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    If I ever saw samantha Bee, Amy Sedaris, Amy Poehler, Tina fey and wanda Sykes in the same room, I might explode. But only after they all beat up Chris Hitchens.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    Maverick basketball? Does this mean that Palin and Dirk Nowitzki are going to start pallin' around?
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    I think a game of maverick basketball is a comedy sketch that needs to be made. Players would randomly wander off the court, throw tantrums, refuse to pass the ball, etc. Excellent potential.
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    07/14/09

    @HuckleberryFriend: There would be a lot of calling foul.
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    07/14/09

    @HuckleberryFriend:Also, it's played on horses.
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    07/14/09

    @HuckleberryFriend: Mark Cuban can play himself!
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    07/14/09

    @Yahtzii: horses? sounds like some elitist polo-set ish to me....
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    07/14/09

    @CubeRootOfPi: Clearly Palin would be riding the elusive Alaskan Maverick Pony.
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    07/14/09

    @femputer: Clearly Palin would be riding the elusive Alaskan Maverick Pony



    Whoa my comment editing skills have failed. Sorry for the double post!
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    07/14/09

    @Yahtzii: No horses. Helecopters.
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    07/14/09

    @HuckleberryFriend: Palin is such a rip-off. Everyone knows Maverick basketball is just Calvinball with a diffent name.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    The week long break right after the fact was almost worth it for the footage of Jon wandering around behind Palin's press conference in fishing gear.



    Sam's piece was freaking hilarious and sometimes disturbingly close to how people actually explain away the weird-ass behavior of Palin.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    She nailed this last night. Not letting him get all of his question out, derailing talking about the issues, going on the defensive and speaking in "maverick code" are all part of the Sarah Palin package.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    you can't suckle from the teat of a shooting star is my new answer to e-ver-y-thing! i am in the awe of the possibilities of that phrase.
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    07/14/09

    @rumpelshowsskin: What, you don't send little starbursts through the screen already?
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    My favorite part, other than Sam Bee's "shooting star" line, was when Stewart threw up his hands and declared "nothing this woman does makes any sense!"

    Because that's what sends me into facial spasms. I can handle that I fundamentally disagree with her on all levels, but her syntax hurts gravely me in my logic bone.
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    count down until irate, stupid complaint letter from sarah palin in 5.... 4...
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    07/14/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee Brings "Maverick" Back To Sarah Palin Narrative
    YES! If Maverick stays in the narrative, I can wear my Sarah Palin GOP Cheerleader uniform again this year! It says Mavericks across the back.



    Let's get mavericky!
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    After the last link, it's nice to read something that demonstrates that motherhood doesn't have to be a crazy destructive phenomenon.
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    These two are my heros. Jason Jones is sooo funny. Im happy they have sex at work too. Way to go Daily Show.
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    I felt sad about the breastfed till they can ask for it lol its like "mama! milk!" "oh sorry, not anymore now that you've learned how to articulate the desire!" Obviously thats not how she meant it but thats the scenario.


    I loved hearing my 1 1/2 year old niece say "MALK!? MAMA! MALK!?"

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    02/11/09

    @KentuckyBabe: I was breastfed until an embarrassing age (not that I feel like it was bad, people just tend to cringe) and I had different names for it, depending on my mood. Like "Nighttime Num" or "Scared Num" or whatever. Oh, and it was called Num, obvs.
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    02/11/09

    @KentuckyBabe: I loved it when my daughter would say "nurse?" I felt like Sam bee did too before we got there though, and I weaned her brother before he could ask. Maybe she'll be different with baby 2 (like I was).
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    "I should add that we do have a place that we go to in the Catskills and that place actually has two bedrooms.


    ah, yes, the inevitable disclaimer of people who live in small apartments in nyc but actually make enough money to own a house somewhere else.

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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    "Children already feel like they're the center of the universe. They don't need a whole network of people encouraging that on top of what they already feel."


    Dina Lohan, are you listening?!

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    02/11/09

    @Trashtastic: Now with Zombie Eggs!: I love this quote.
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    02/11/09

    In reply to Samantha Bee & Hubby: "Hippies At Heart"
    4 Bees in a pod!
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