America's favorite wage-thieving nightmare clown is getting a sartorial makeover, abandoning his traditional avant-garde drop crotch onesie for something decidedly more pedestrian (actual capris).
America is suffering from a current lack of screens on every possible fucking surface, says no one. So it's no surprise that McDonalds is getting in on the action by launching its own in-restaurant TV channel, so its patrons taking comfort in their sandwiches made of chemicals designed to approximate meat and…
This week, a corporate watchdog urged McDonald's to retire Ronald McDonald and stop marketing to children. Today McDonald's Chief Executive Officer Jim Skinner defended the 48-year-old mascot, saying he's still just as hip and relevant ... as David Spade
This is hard to believe, but Subway has surpassed McDonald's as the world's largest restaurant chain, according to the Wall Street Journal. Subway now has 33,749 restaurants worldwide, while McDonald's has 32,737.