Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart Stood Near Each Other and Looked Nauseous, Proving that True Love Isn't a Lie After All

Oh my god, who gives a shooooooot. Apparently Stew-Meat and the Patt-work Boy of Oz (I'm BORED, okay!?) are "set to put on a united front" during the press blitz for Twilight 7: Legend of Curly's Farts. What that means, exactly, remains unclear. According to a source: »9/19/12 8:45pm9/19/12 8:45pm


Robert Pattinson Might Not Be Doing So Great After All

It seemed as if our little Ribrab Patterstein had emerged a phoenix from the ashes when he appeared on the Daily Show this past Monday with his posh suit, neat hair and charmingly self-deprecating attitude, but sadly things are not looking so bright and new after his second post-Krimsy Stewball breakup interview,… »8/15/12 11:20am8/15/12 11:20am

Hollywood Insider Alleges Robert Pattinson Can't Keep It In His Pants, Constantly Cheated on KStew

Two weeks ago, all of our lives were forever changed when we learned, via explosive tabloid photos, that Kristen Stewart is a giant whore. Psych! She's a normal 22-year-old making many of the same mistakes that we made, except under the scrutiny of a paparazzo's telephoto lens. Who cares? Well, millions of people… »8/10/12 11:40am8/10/12 11:40am

The Inevitable Kristen Stewart Death Threats Begin

Oy. So, Kristen Stewart was caught cheating on Robert Pattinson, which even under normal circumstances is embarrassing for everyone involved. Of course, these are not normal circumstances because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson (a.k.a. Robsten) are both incredibly famous. Furthermore, they are incredibly famous… »7/25/12 6:55pm7/25/12 6:55pm