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Pot Psychology Nerve has another edition of its "Dating Advice From..." column, and this time they went to the Miss High Times contestants to answer readers questions. We're not sure if the girls were actually baked when giving their answers (for our stoned advice column, it's a requirement), but it was still really pot-centric: My girlfriend always expects me to pay for our shared pot. How can I put a stop to this? Stop buying with her. Get your own stash and let her know why you did. If she were a real stoner she would have her own stash too, and this never would have happened in the first place. [Nerve]

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pot psychology

"Should I Tell My Boyfriend About My Incest Fantasies?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Remember, kids: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, helps me dole out advice on stuff like incest fantasies, rape fantasies, and friends with bad teeth. (And this time, someone sent us dick pics!!!) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

P.S. No animals were drugged in the making of this video.

4:20 PM on Fri May 2 2008
By Slut Machine
18,910 views, 117 comments

Latest by Alaverge5: so i know no one will read this because the next episode will be on soon but omg that was freaking awesome "that's how you get guys to marry you." so funny. Now I know why i haven't been more »

pot psychology

"If You Really Like A Guy Should You Wait To Bang Him?"

When we filmed our 420 episode of Pot Psychology with Street Carnage's Gavin McInnes, we went all out to get in the right state of mind for the special event. Actually, we sorta went overboard. By the end of the night I puked, Rich was ready to hide in my bedroom, and Gavin had a paranoid delusion that Betty the intern thought he was gonna rape her. But in between all that, we managed to film nearly four hours of rambling nonsense that was just too good to confine to one episode, so this week's Pot Psych is part 2 of that epic night, in which we answer questions about hummers, midgets, and the dangers of senior citizens masturbating. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Fri Apr 25 2008
By Slut Machine
17,879 views, 101 comments

Latest by WhatHappenedToJohnBasedow: other suggestions for songs to hum while giving a hummer: the theme to star wars, 'under pressure', and 'when the saints go marching in'. more »

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"My Roommate Is Bulimic. What Should I Do?"

In this very special 420 episode of Pot Psychology, Rich and I are joined by a magical guest: Jambi the genie! (A virtuoso portrayal by StreetCarnage.com's Gavin McInnes.) He gave us aid(s) in tackling life's everyday issues, including dildo chew toys for dogs, Mormon weddings and large black cocks. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Sun Apr 20 2008
By Slut Machine
22,301 views, 140 comments

Latest by biancajames: yay they answered my gross ATM question! Take that, Mike!!! more »

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A PSA On Marijuana, Courtesy Of Strangers With Candy

Strangers with Candy's Jerri Blank (Amy Sedaris) is always full of twisted wisdom and words to live by, but in the clip above, it's actually her teacher Mr. Jellineck (Paul Dinello) who passes on the words of wisdom. "All I'm saying is if you wanna smoke pot, then be prepared to spend a lot of time laughing with your friends," he says. We agree! Happy 420 ladies, and see you on Sunday.

7:00 PM on Fri Apr 18 2008
By Slut Machine
13,919 views, 73 comments

Pot Psychology There won't be a Pot Psychology today, because we have a very special episode in the works (with a surprise guest!) that will be posted here on Sunday, April 20, at, naturally, 4:20 pm, EST. See you then.

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"Is It Weird To Masturbate With A Stuffed Animal?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Note: Pot Psychology will appear on Fridays, not Thursdays, from now on.) In this episode, the wind beneath my wings, Rich, and I pull a Tyra and offer up a clip show of never-before-seen footage and unanswered questions on topics like weird-tasting breasts, phone sex, and avoiding people you don't like. Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Apr 10 2008
By Slut Machine
16,054 views, 122 comments

Latest by mrtrailsafety: ...goes to show that sex is truly Theatre of Mind. PS the masks were dope. more »

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"Is It True That You Should Sleep Without Panties On To Air Out?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) It was my pleasure to get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like "accidental virginity", personal hygiene, and telling your ex you have syphilis. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 13 2008
By Slut Machine
23,089 views, 165 comments

Latest by lemurlady: @rosasparks: Your Grama was a smart lady. There is just no point to having undies on under pantyhose when they have that little panty like thing in the crotch. I have never heard that about wearing no undies at more »

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"Do I Have To Give Myself An Enema Before Anal Sex?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (As always: Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like anal sex preparation, wedding etiquette, and better forms of birth control. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Mar 6 2008
By Slut Machine
19,876 views, 114 comments

Latest by j.lu: Please GOD tell me you are doing an extended Pot Psychology on 4/20. Please. more »

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"What's Your Stance On Making Out With A Coworker?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) In this episode, I get baked with my brother of another mother, Rich, and attempt to tackle issues like how to get your security deposit back from an asshole roommate or how to tell people you're gay. (Note that I said "attempt.") Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Wed Feb 20 2008
By Slut Machine
18,787 views, 84 comments

Latest by biancajames: I love the fact that you dress like a sexy grandma, with 80's gymnast hair and make it hot. You're totally redefinining slut style. I hate those giant glasses you wear, though. more »

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"Will I Look Like A Whore If I Keep A Supply Of Magnums?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed me and my friend Rich — who, like last time, played the role of sidekick — attempting to tackle issues like cheating, jealousy and dudes who try to sneak the d in the b . (Note that I said "attempting".) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. (Please keep them short; they're verrrry hard to read when stoned.)

4:20 PM on Thu Feb 7 2008
By Slut Machine
13,624 views, 129 comments

Latest by prestocaro: And Rich was just blogging about how he loves a female with good neck snap control! Anal crystal sex with a shaman.... SM, how could you have NOT done that yet?! more »

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A Stoner's Love For Judge Judy Is Unrequited

The clip above is from a Judge Judy episode that aired on Friday, that shows how, with JJ, flattery will get you nowhere. The plaintiff and defendant used to be buddies, but had a falling out over some weed they were growing in the plaintiff's backyard. The fight turned violent—which is very unstoner-like—and the plaintiff is suing for damages and says he had nothing to do with the pot plants. The defendant is kind of kooky (he claims he studies Jiu-Jitsu), and he tries to win over JJ by telling her he loves her. Needless to say, she remains unaffected by his affections, and ends up ruling in the plaintiff's favor.

7:30 PM on Mon Feb 4 2008
By Slut Machine
3,258 views, 34 comments

Latest by crushdmb: @AnnoyingFemaleLeadVoiceover: Oh, I wouldn't doubt that SOME of the episodes are real, but a good majority are probably not, just like any other "reality" tv show out there. For what it's worth, I do like her, even though I'm not more »

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"How Many Times Is Too Many To Take Plan B In A Month?"

It's time for another installment of Pot Psychology, the advice column in which everyone's problems are solved with an "herbal" remedy. (Did we mention? Don't do drugs!) Gawker Media videographer Alex Goldberg filmed my answers this time, so I wouldn't have to deal with typing. Talking actually seemed just as difficult, 'cause my friend Rich — who was side-kickin' it — and I had the giggles something awful. And if you're wondering, the dude in the background was holding a fire extinguisher, just in case my Christmas tree — which is still in my living room — caught on fire from being dead and dry. (I was super paranoid about it.) Got a burning question? Send it to tips@jezebel.com with "Pot Psychology" in the subject line. More »

4:20 PM on Wed Jan 23 2008
By Slut Machine
42,421 views, 141 comments

Latest by missyuk: Although i'm not sure where Zooey Deschanel stands on being open and honest about enjoying sex like SM...she seems like she would be cool though more »

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Thinking About Smoking Pot? Watch This First!


Last week we announced our forthcoming column, "Pot Psychology," an advice column in which I'll answer readers' questions while lifted. It's all supposed to be in good fun, but some people expressed concerns about Jezebel's promotion of illegal drug use. We take what most of you have to say pretty seriously, so in the interest of being fair and balanced, above is a clip from a film about the dangers of smoking marijuana. It's the story of a teenage girl named Phyllis, who started off just smoking some reefers with friends. It didn't take long before she got married to her drug dealer and hooked on heroin. Learn from her mistakes, people!

7:30 PM on Mon Nov 26 2007
By Slut Machine
25,237 views, 141 comments

Latest by _thedude_: Pot is for crazed jazz musicians and mexicans. I learned that from Harry Anslinger. more »

Pot Luck Yet another reason marijuana is awesome: Researchers believe that it might stop breast cancer from spreading throughout the body. A compound called cannabidiol found in the plant could be a non-toxic alternative to chemotherapy, achieving the same results, but without any of the horrible side-effects. Scientists stress that simply smoking pot probably won't do much to fight the cancer, since there isn't a strong enough dose of cannabidiol in marijuana leaves. But it can't hurt, right? Right? [Daily Mail]

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freakin' fertility

Hey Man, Your Clock Is Ticking. Your Biological Clock!

Some men get all weird and judge-y when a woman starts panicking about her rapidly ticking biological clock, but guess what? Dudes have clocks, too! Take that, suckers! New studies show that the men folk's fertility is pretty much shot once they hit age 40. One study has shown that the older a man is, the greater the risk of his partner miscarrying, even if she's young, in perfect health and at peak fertility. Another study found that 1 in 47 children conceived by men in their 50s develop schizophrenia. And men who make babies after age 40 are more likely to have children who are dwarfs. Says embryologist Dave McCulloh, Ph.D., once a man reaches 45 "He has lower testosterone levels, lower DHEA, lower estrogen, plus higher levels of FSH and LH, which signal pretty much the same thing in women — reproductive failure." More »

7:45 PM on Tue Nov 6 2007
By jgerson
2,286 views, 39 comments

Latest by bourgeoisie: @SarahMC: @marie123: More pot, fewer kids and our poor lil globe would be doing so much better! more »

what nature can do for you

Would You Sacrifice For Science?

Did anyone else ever rent their body for science experiments in college? Those of us who did probably now wish we'd gone to UCSD, where their Center for Medical Cannabis Research recently came out with a study showing that moderate doses of pot can relieve moderate pain. While my preferred method of menstrual cramp relief has always been a hot pack, 3 Advil and a bottle of wine, I certainly wouldn't mind getting paid to find out how effective this method might prove — though, naturally, they seem to be more interested in, like, cancer and stuff. Don't they understand? Oh, wait, never mind. This is why we need more women in the sciences. [Washington Post, CMCR]

2:00 PM on Wed Oct 31 2007
By mcarpentier
585 views, 28 comments

Latest by pidgeyoki: @pink-india-ink: whaaa? i participated in that study too and i got a big wad of nothing. more »

dirt bag

Lindsay Lohan: When In Doubt, Blame The Black Kid

  • The Lindsay Lohan drama heats up! TMZ has interviews with the three guys who were in the white SUV with Lindsay and one says Lindsay was never without a drink that night and he even did a shot with her. Plus, Lindsay may have told cops, "I wasn't driving, the black kid was." [TMZ]
  • By the way, Lindsay's movie, I Know Who Killed Me, opens today. Sure to be a box-office dud. [Page Six]
  • During a screening of aforementioned film, the audience burst into laughter when Lindsay's character got hit in the face with a shovel, even though it was "a scene meant to be terrifying." [Defamer]
  • Nicole Richie is due to appear in court today. By law, anyone with two DUI convictions must serve at least 5 days in jail. We'll see! [TMZ]
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9:00 AM on Fri Jul 27 2007
By Dodai
2,299 views, 22 comments

Latest by no.no.notorious: wow i finally have respect for paris more »