Sure Gene, I bet Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Stevie Nicks and everyone else that's been around since the 50s, 60s or 70s would perhaps disagree with you, well except for the sex part.
Winehouse, if you want bigger boobs for a single appearance, wear a push-up bra. Implants are far beyond the call of duty.
Famous people with legal troubles of any kind, check your state's bar association for a referral to who who hasn't been almost disbarred. How do so many of you end up with the shadiest lawyers?
I agree with Demetri Martin - can we all lighten up on the snark a bit? (And by all I don't mean everyone here, I mean... well, basically every person I know in real life). It starts to get a bit tiring when every question you ask is responded to with sarcasm - that is neither witty nor clever, just kind of rude.
That said, I do appreciate the few truly witty people in my life more now.
@RiloKilo: While I love some well placed snark as much as anyone else here, it does seem like its the only way people know how to respond to things these days. Whatever happened to being earnest? It's almost disarming when somebody says something completely genuine and un-malicious in response to certain subjects.
I just can't feel sorry for actors who make millions that they have to do such a dreaded thing as promoting their work.
Get over it. It's called a job.
BI: that guy who plays Dudley in the Harry Potter movies!!! Can't remember his name right now...
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Hasn't Johnny Depp played some variation of Ozzy Osbourne in several films? One could argue that Captain Jack Sparrow is an Osbourne derivative, or that his rendition of Sweeney Todd was a little bit Ozzy, or even that his forthcoming portrayal of The Mad Hatter is riddled with Ozzy Osbourne.
I want to put a gag order on the Hogans. Seriously, Hogans, the next time someone asks you about the divorce, please just say, "this is a very hard time for our family and I hope you understand that I would like to keep it private." Nobody is looking good in any of this.
@Sputnik_Sweetheart: I also think Hulk should not be allowed out in public as long as he has a girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter. I cannot tell them apart and it freaks me out.
@AmbivalentAlumna: And Linda is also exiled as long as she is dating boys as young as their son. In their ongoing battle to see who can go lower, only their children are losing.
"I think she's a hobbit. The no expectations aspect was fantastic. I kind of wanted her to be the person who not only could sing, but was gonna tell everyone to fuck off
Yeah that's what shocked me so much about the Susan Boyle video; the lack of expectation and the way the judges completely wrote her off before she even opened her mouth. I think the moral of the story is never judge a book by it's cover.
He says, "I have a crazy idea to bring back Twin Peaks on the net as five minute webisodes." But he explains David Lynch won't be involved, adding, "David's focus is more on transcendental meditation now.
If David Lynch isn't involved, it's not Twin Peaks. It's Kyle MacLachlan and some other people with dried up careers acting on the Internet. Instead of messing with awesome, maybe Kyle should bring back Showgirls instead. The fact that he can't make it any worse is a big plus; also, that pool scene was aces & is the most hilarious thing he's ever done.
Maybe he could re-enact it, but in one of the Great Lakes with another Saved By the Bell cast member.
@Your Screenplay Sucks: if there is a god s/he/it will make this happen. showgirls is a masterpiece. at the premiere, kyle maclachlan stormed out yelling "i thought this was supposed to be an art film!". golden.
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Famous people with legal troubles of any kind, check your state's bar association for a referral to who who hasn't been almost disbarred. How do so many of you end up with the shadiest lawyers?
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That said, I do appreciate the few truly witty people in my life more now.
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Get over it. It's called a job.
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Mr. Simmons? Mr. Richards is on line one.
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...WHA HUH is this our big Hollywood actor coming out that we asked for yesterday how is this not above the fold news....
Oh, cousins. Carry on then.
-Me, reading dirt bag.
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Yeah that's what shocked me so much about the Susan Boyle video; the lack of expectation and the way the judges completely wrote her off before she even opened her mouth. I think the moral of the story is never judge a book by it's cover.
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14 year old girls, you are wrong! And if we're restricting this debate to Twilight, I'll take Wolfboy over Mr. Sparkles
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If David Lynch isn't involved, it's not Twin Peaks. It's Kyle MacLachlan and some other people with dried up careers acting on the Internet. Instead of messing with awesome, maybe Kyle should bring back Showgirls instead. The fact that he can't make it any worse is a big plus; also, that pool scene was aces & is the most hilarious thing he's ever done.
Maybe he could re-enact it, but in one of the Great Lakes with another Saved By the Bell cast member.
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