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    Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies

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    Image of veronykah veronykah
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Sure Gene, I bet Mick Jagger, Keith Richards, Steven Tyler, Jerry Lee Lewis, Ozzy Osborne, Eric Clapton, Carlos Santana, Stevie Nicks and everyone else that's been around since the 50s, 60s or 70s would perhaps disagree with you, well except for the sex part.
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    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "K-Hole"? I have not heard that term used since the Michael Alig days...
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    Image of chersolly chersolly
    10/10/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: What's a "K-Hole"?
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    Image of tailfeather tailfeather
    10/10/09

    @chersolly: It's when you snort enough ketamine (tranquilizer) to dissociate. Experiences vary, but I would say it is not a good thing in general.
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @tailfeather: Also, a quibble, k-hole of LUST, Katy Perry. C'mon now.
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    Image of ytuhermanotambien ytuhermanotambien
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Winehouse, if you want bigger boobs for a single appearance, wear a push-up bra. Implants are far beyond the call of duty.

    Famous people with legal troubles of any kind, check your state's bar association for a referral to who who hasn't been almost disbarred. How do so many of you end up with the shadiest lawyers?
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    Hiroine Protagonist promoted this comment ytuhermanotambien was starred ytuhermanotambien was unstarred
    Image of RiloKilo RiloKilo
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I agree with Demetri Martin - can we all lighten up on the snark a bit? (And by all I don't mean everyone here, I mean... well, basically every person I know in real life). It starts to get a bit tiring when every question you ask is responded to with sarcasm - that is neither witty nor clever, just kind of rude.

    That said, I do appreciate the few truly witty people in my life more now.
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    Image of KitCatCadillac KitCatCadillac
    10/10/09

    @RiloKilo: While I love some well placed snark as much as anyone else here, it does seem like its the only way people know how to respond to things these days. Whatever happened to being earnest? It's almost disarming when somebody says something completely genuine and un-malicious in response to certain subjects.
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I just can't feel sorry for actors who make millions that they have to do such a dreaded thing as promoting their work.
    Get over it. It's called a job.
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    Image of PaintedTrollop PaintedTrollop
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "He recommends sex as an alternative, btw." Having seen your sex video, Mr. Simmons, I recommend you try drugs or alcohol.
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    Image of penguins268 penguins268
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    BI: that guy who plays Dudley in the Harry Potter movies!!! Can't remember his name right now...
    For once in my life reading theleakycauldon pays off!!
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    Image of Hiroine Protagonist Hiroine Protagonist
    10/10/09

    @penguins268: Huh - I was thinking Seth Rogen, but that sounds more plausible. Nice work!
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    Image of IndignationCoordinator IndignationCoordinator
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    I've never been drunk or high in my life. The only way to survive the long haul is to be straight-nosed.

    Mr. Simmons? Mr. Richards is on line one.
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    veronykah promoted this comment morninggloria approved this comment IndignationCoordinator was starred IndignationCoordinator was unstarred
    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    Hasn't Johnny Depp played some variation of Ozzy Osbourne in several films? One could argue that Captain Jack Sparrow is an Osbourne derivative, or that his rendition of Sweeney Todd was a little bit Ozzy, or even that his forthcoming portrayal of The Mad Hatter is riddled with Ozzy Osbourne.
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    Image of BeckyIva BeckyIva
    10/10/09

    In reply to Kate's Lawyer Goes After Jon's Cash, Jon's Lawyer Might Be Kicked Off The Case, And Everyone Is Saving Puppies
    "Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are more than just friends"

    ...WHA HUH is this our big Hollywood actor coming out that we asked for yesterday how is this not above the fold news....

    Oh, cousins. Carry on then.

    -Me, reading dirt bag.
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    sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) promoted this comment BeckyIva was starred BeckyIva was unstarred
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    10/10/09

    @BeckyIva: And a thousand Dogma slash fanfic writers* sighed in disappointment.

    *Yes, such a genre exists.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/16/09

    In reply to Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
    I want to put a gag order on the Hogans. Seriously, Hogans, the next time someone asks you about the divorce, please just say, "this is a very hard time for our family and I hope you understand that I would like to keep it private." Nobody is looking good in any of this.
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    Image of AmbivalentAlumna AmbivalentAlumna
    06/16/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I also think Hulk should not be allowed out in public as long as he has a girlfriend who looks exactly like his daughter. I cannot tell them apart and it freaks me out.
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    Image of midwesternmom midwesternmom
    06/16/09

    @AmbivalentAlumna: And Linda is also exiled as long as she is dating boys as young as their son. In their ongoing battle to see who can go lower, only their children are losing.
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/16/09

    In reply to Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
    "I think she's a hobbit. The no expectations aspect was fantastic. I kind of wanted her to be the person who not only could sing, but was gonna tell everyone to fuck off


    Yeah that's what shocked me so much about the Susan Boyle video; the lack of expectation and the way the judges completely wrote her off before she even opened her mouth. I think the moral of the story is never judge a book by it's cover.

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    Image of bitingfairy bitingfairy
    06/16/09

    In reply to Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
    Heather Graham also wore the same dress Heidi and Kristin wore. Yes, I'm sad that I know this.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    06/16/09

    @bitingfairy needs a job: GFY, perchance?
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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/16/09

    In reply to Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
    Robert Pattinson is the "most handsome man in the world," according to a Vanity Fair poll and a legion of 14-year-old girls.


    14 year old girls, you are wrong! And if we're restricting this debate to Twilight, I'll take Wolfboy over Mr. Sparkles

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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/16/09

    In reply to Elle Says Lindsay's Not A Suspect In Theft; Britney Gets A Restraining Order
    He says, "I have a crazy idea to bring back Twin Peaks on the net as five minute webisodes." But he explains David Lynch won't be involved, adding, "David's focus is more on transcendental meditation now.


    If David Lynch isn't involved, it's not Twin Peaks. It's Kyle MacLachlan and some other people with dried up careers acting on the Internet. Instead of messing with awesome, maybe Kyle should bring back Showgirls instead. The fact that he can't make it any worse is a big plus; also, that pool scene was aces & is the most hilarious thing he's ever done.


    Maybe he could re-enact it, but in one of the Great Lakes with another Saved By the Bell cast member.

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    Image of tobesthewonderdog tobesthewonderdog
    06/16/09

    @Your Screenplay Sucks: if there is a god s/he/it will make this happen. showgirls is a masterpiece. at the premiere, kyle maclachlan stormed out yelling "i thought this was supposed to be an art film!". golden.
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    Image of YourScreenplaySucks YourScreenplaySucks
    06/16/09

    @tobesthewonderdog: ahahahaha. I hadn't heard that before. Awesome.
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