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Lisabel (ne: Dagnabbit)
05/19/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
Damnit. I stan for "30 Rock" but Jenna's Filipino joke from last episode kinda bugged, and Alec's crack [smh] is gonna make it a wee bit hard for me to enjoy the reruns.

Are we the safe Asian (Pacific Islander) to make fun of? Because we have a friendly history, not fraught with Vietnam War guilt and such? Yay for being "A Little Brown Brother". Don't get me started on what the U.S. boys stationed in the P.I. used to call women there. Starts with "Little Brown"... ends with wanted to kick some dude's ass.

Arghhhh. Sorry if this is off-topic now. Change topics. Is that Ireland in the photo with him? Is she that old now? Quite lovely!
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unmoldednicole
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
Well now I just google imaged "mary louise parker nude".

Her tah tah's are fine.
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midwesternmom
05/18/09

@unmoldednicole: Thank you. Someone had to take one for the team.
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Penny
05/18/09

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I liked Breaking The Waves and all, but Von Trier needs to get over himself. From the comments I read on the earlier thread about this, I don't think I'll be able to stomach this movie....
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sybann
05/19/09

@Penny: Both "Waves..." and "...Dark" were fairly awesome (if catatonic-depression inducing) but I saw part of one of Lars von Trier's more recent and came away thinking he needed a LOT of therapy before I'd bother with another.
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msAnthrope
05/19/09

@Penny:

i didn't even know what "gynophobia" was until i looked it up today. since i only read the reviews and haven't seen it, i can only comment from that perspective. but it sounds like a sexual morality play where the woman punishes her husband and herself sexually because their child fell out a window while she and her husband were in another room, unawares, having sex.

i guess i~~ get it. but what would she have done if instead she was home sick alone, and had to run to the toilet because she had a case of the runs and was in there a long time, and her kid fell out the window? what would she have cut off then?

just something oddly medieval about the mutilation in this movie, especially since the woman carries it out~~ like sex is bad and dirty and she's disgusting for enjoying it, and she was punished by losing her child. the cinematography makes it shocking and the setting is modern-day, but the storyline itself seems "gynophobic."
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kad9k
05/18/09

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I'm totally bummed about Samantha Who. It's one of those fun, frothy escapist shows I don't think they make enough of anymore. So many great actresses on it, too -- Christina, Jean Smart, Melissa McCarthy ...
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MizJenkins
05/18/09

@kad9k: I hope Christina Applegate lands another good role after this. She is incredibly talented and all kinds of awesome. I wish we had more of her and less of Chelsea what's-her-name.
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clevernamehere
05/18/09

@kad9k: I liked it too. I think scheduling was part of the problem, I'd always forget when it was on.
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NtotheItotheCKY
05/18/09

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I freaking love Lars Von Trier!!! I think he is one of the most innovative directors we have right now (along with Micheal Haneke), and am sooooo excited about this new movie:)
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Understater
05/18/09

@NtotheItotheCKY: Wow, a fan of both Von Trier and Haneke. Film nights with you must be bloody interesting!

Antichrist looks like an ugly shocker, but I'll probaly go against my better judgment and see it when it arrives in Toronto.
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jigglyball
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
Regarding my (teevee) boyfriend John Krasinski being a cheater, where is that Michael Scott .gif when you need it? Jessica Lovejoy? Bueller? Bueller?

Seriously, though, please John, say it ain't so. Don't force me into the (teevee) arms of Jason Segel. Or, ya know, do.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
Alec Baldwin is now on my Shit List. This Filipino/European blend of Aussie is tired of people making jokes about:

*Imelda Marcos. Living under the Marcos regime wasn't shits and giggles - my Filipino rellies are allowed to joke about it, clueless white people who think Imelda is "cute" aren't.

*Ping pong balls. Remarkably, the majority of women from the Philippines and Thailand do not derive their income from performing lewd novelty acts/sex work.

* Mail Order Brides. My parents met while my father was on holiday in my mother's native land. They corresponded via mail, sending love letters for several months, before deciding to marry. If my mother wasn't Asian, this would be considered romantic, rather than an indication of/cover for a possible financial transaction.

Note: The next person to imply that I am more suited to domestic duties than an "Australian" girl can go fuck themselves.

/multitonal blues
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Ailatan
05/18/09

@Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: What about when people say "You're not a real... whatever place" cause you don't look like the standard look of that place (whatever that is) I hate that and I had a heated exchange of PM with one Jezzie regarding that.
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
05/18/09

@Ailatan: Oh yeah. The assumption that I am somehow obligated to explain to obnoxious, casually racist strangers what kind of coloured person I am/where I'm "really" from! All the time.
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Aphasia (PillBoxTales)
05/18/09

@Ailatan: I get that shit alot. I was born in Naples, Italy to an Italian mother and American father. I'm blonde, but guess what.. I can still be Italian! ARGGGG...
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Ailatan
05/18/09

@Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: This deserves CAPS LOCK full on KANYE:

PEOPLE OF THE WORLD, SOMETIMES WE'RE DARK AND SOMETIMES WE'RE LIGHT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE'RE NOT REALLY AMERICAN/BRITISH/WHATEVER.

I look ligher than what I "should" and I'm less of an Argy because of that, it's offensive and really annoying to explain what people from different countries should look like.
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Ailatan
05/18/09

@Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: Also, your parents' courtship sounds extremely sweet and romantic.
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Ailatan
05/18/09

@Aphasia (PillBoxTales): you know?, Neopolitan Italian and Argentine Spanish are really really similar, since many Argentinians are descendants of Neopolitans.

:)
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Fridge Hussy : Is finally heading back to uni!
05/18/09

@Ailatan: @Percy Bishounen Shelley: Thanks. I think it's a sweet story too!
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Eleanor Ramilly
05/19/09

@Fridge Hussy :STOP ACTING LIKE YOU HAVEN'T SEEN A TITTY BEF...: Yes, I know what you are saying. Two of my uncles married Filipino women, one of the lovely ladies is of mixed descent and second generation, while the other moved to the states shortly before they met. The two couples' children look very different and are constantly asked "what they are." The children that are darker often get mistaken for Mexican in school, while everyone assumes the lighter child is White. It's disheartening to see the way they are treated differently, especially by my own grandmother, who favors the lighter child.
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Chocolate Sex Bunny
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
Wasn't Kate Walsh only married to that guy for a total of 3 minutes? He's sniffing around for her financial records now? What does he think he can get out of a marriage THAT brief?

Redick.
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TheGuvnah
05/18/09

@Chocolate Sex Bunny: there were some shady blind items about him after they got married...sounds like an ass.

I've briefly met her and she was awesome.
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CloudsInMyCoffee
05/18/09

@Chocolate Sex Bunny: For a second I thought you said Reddick, and I was like, What's Andy got to do with this?!
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clevernamehere
05/18/09

@Chocolate Sex Bunny: It really is terrible. I feel for the poorer spouse when they've spent years with someone, uprooting their life for their spouse's career. They do deserve money because they helped built the other person's career.

That doesn't mean anyone deserves money for a one or two year marriage.
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Ailatan
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
You know what? John Krasinsky and Emily Blunt was too much for me.
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Princess Leela
05/19/09

@Ailatan: In my head he's still with Rashida Jones.
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Kateness has the skin of a KILLER
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
About the Mary-Louise nude scene...shouldn't SHE ultimately have a the final say in it? I mean, she's the star of the show, it's her body...I don't know, it just sort of skeeves me out the way it sounds like she was forced into it.
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BellaTricks
05/18/09

@Kateness has the skin of a KILLER: I agree. It's not like she's an up-and-comer, either. She's an established actress, and should be able to have her voice considered.
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Scoithniamh
05/18/09

@Kateness has the skin of a KILLER: Yes, I totally agree. That's super creeper. I wonder how often that happens, that an actress gets pressured into a nude scene. Also I wonder how much of this has to do with the reported contentions between MLP and the director and producer of the show- like, either they forced her to do it because they didn't like her or that she's complaining about it now because she doesn't like them? Either way, a shitty situation.
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AlmostDream
05/18/09

@Kateness has the skin of a KILLER: Yeah, but then why didn't she just say no? I can understand regretting it after the fact, but its not the same as saying you were forced.
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clevernamehere
05/18/09

@AlmostDream: Imagine there is a nude scene written and you tell the director that you don't want to do it. Rather than getting you a camisole for the scene, he cajoles you, then yells at you, convincing you that your artistic integrity is at stake if you don't show your tits.

Yes, she should have said no if she really didn't want to do it, but the director wasn't on the up and up.
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AlmostDream
05/18/09

@clevernamehere: I'm gonna have to agree with autonaimee, it really doesn't sound like that's what happened. It sounds like she regrets a decision she made. And she's an established actress and the star of the show. I could take that excuse from an up-and-comer who was scared to jeopardize her career, but that's not her situation.
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clevernamehere
05/18/09

@AlmostDream: "I fought with the director about it... I was goaded into it" sure sounds like pressure to me. Now maybe it wasn't intentional pressure, but I'm not sure the "we" in the director's quote was meant to include Mary-Louise.

I'm not saying the director is the big bad wolf, but it sounds a little sketch.
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BellaTricks
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
"John and Lake have been flirting like crazy on set. In between takes, they sit next to each other, giggling and whispering like teenagers - he'll play with her rings or she'll rest her head on his shoulder."

But.. but... but I love Kabluntski!

Le sigh.
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MissAmy
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
So, after Jon and Kate left and seperate cars, who took care of the eight kids? Are they just parents for show now, with nannies doing the real work?
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shananigans aka reluctant california resident
05/19/09

@MissAmy: It makes you wonder if maybe they left in separate cars because they can't fit all the kids in one (with car seats and all)
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applejuice
05/19/09

@shananigans aka cookie pants!: They have a giant bus that fits the whole family (car seats and all). They have showed it on the show many times.
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Hamsterpants
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
This is what I am going to be saying to all and sundry from now on: I am the best hamster in pants in the world. I am not sure god is the best god in the world. In the splendid tradition of J Love Hewitt, I'm bedazzling that shit onto a t-shirt.
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BabyJane
05/18/09

@Hamsterpants: I have always felt that you were the best hamster in pants in the world, so I say bedazzle away!
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TheGuvnah
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
alright people, 'fess up: i know i am not the only one counting down to Mandy Moore's new album!

Tori is tomorrow and then it is all about Mandy.
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Ailatan
05/18/09

@TheGuvnah: Today was the release of Jarvis Cocker's new album and I read that Radiohead is working on something... Mandy Moore, not really. Though I loooove Candy.
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amphora
05/18/09

@TheGuvnah: I still love her cover of "Umbrella". I do really like her though I've never bought any of her albums.
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TheGuvnah
05/18/09

@amphora: her last one was really good so i have high hopes for this...

her umbrella version is awesome and she does it great live (along with a modern version of Candy!)
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Sassy Pants
05/18/09

In reply to Alec's Big Mouth Raises Ire; Rumor About John Cheating On Emily Is Probably B.S.
I have got to say...I don't get the appeal of Twitter. I don't want to know what ANYone is doing that often, and I'm pretty sure no one wants to know what I'm up to either. Is there something I'm missing here?
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laetitiae
05/18/09

@Sassy Pants: It all depends on what you use it for. If you just use it to tell folks what you're doing, then it probably won't be all that interesting. To use it to have a 'most awkward but awesome ad ever' contest amongst friends makes it far more fun. (Also, which is more awkward (and thus awesome): [bit.ly] or [bit.ly] ?)
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PrarieMuffin
05/18/09

@laetitiae: That just made my life.
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TurtleWexlerKickedMe
05/19/09

@Sassy Pants: The thing is, the point ISN'T to talk about what flavor coffee you're drinking or the walk you just took or how it's raining outside. Some people do that, and it's annoying and irrelevant. But most people use Twitter in pretty groundbreaking ways - I know freelancers who get jobs from it, unknown authors who market themselves with it, etc. I've found it to be pretty fantastic, but I don't post links about what I had for breakfast, so.
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