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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    I know it's a lot to hope for, but maybe Oprah's new selection is the Boonsdocks comic strip series, "Public Enemy #2". I know that it's not, but still...that would be really sweet.
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    Image of heykoukla heykoukla
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    Oh, Kelly Osbourne, being scared of something means you should completely avoid doing it. That is how I have remained:

    a. a nobody, and

    b. unsuccessful.
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    The Jack Klugman story is heartbreaking. Reality stars can just keep sueing and then getting another reality show and get more money and sue again, but here's a man who actually had talent and a good show, and he's struggling after 20 years to get the money he deserves for his actual hard work.
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    gherkinfiend promoted this comment Dancingfrog was starred Dancingfrog was unstarred
    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    08/25/09

    @Dancingfrog: He should get untold riches for Quincy ME. I love it even now...
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    Image of Breamworthy Breamworthy
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    This made me realize how much stupid media speculation I've absorbed about MJ. I clicked on the link for the doc who said he wanted to impregnate her, and i was surprised that she was black. Then I was like WTF? Why would I actually think I know enough about MJ to be surprised by that?!? Shit, I think I need to stop reading the internets before I become a self-proclaimed expert on all kinds of shit I'm not qualified to have an opinion on.
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    Image of Antennapedia Antennapedia
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    ...am I the only person who has the Eddie Izzard voice for their GPS?

    "Bear right... MONKEY LEFT!"
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    Red-headed bookworm promoted this comment Antennapedia was starred Antennapedia was unstarred
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    08/25/09

    @Antennapedia: I don't have a GPS, however, I have considered buying one just to have Eddie Izzard tell me where to go.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    I am now fixated on the GPS voice-thing. I want Sean Connery on mine. SO bad.
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    Is Most Dangerous Celebrity to Google something I can put on my acting resume? Because if so I have a lot of virus seeding to do.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    Carey Mulligan? Isabella Thorpe in Northanger Abbey? I thought she had better taste than Shia Le Bouf (sp?)
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    "Remember The Machinist?" Yes, unfortunately, I do. I've been trying to forget it. *shudder*
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    Image of sybann sybann
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    "The lanes, they are a changing..."

    Get me Alan Rickman for my Tom Tom - I considered buying John Cleese just for the line "watch out for that dog! Oh never mind." But I proved to be just too cheap.
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    Image of ritualtheory ritualtheory
    08/25/09

    @sybann: I would buy an Alan Rickman GPS system. And I don't even drive.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/25/09

    @sybann: Give me a Liam Neeson GPS anyday.
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    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/25/09

    @ritualtheory: Alan Rickman, Patrick Stewart, yep, those would get me driving.
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/25/09

    @sybann: Alan Rickman, a thousand times yes. Swoon.
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    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    08/25/09

    @Maritsa: Would it sound like, "Hello Alan Rickman, this is Alan Rickman, reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer. And then turn left. Do not disappoint me."
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    Image of Dancingfrog Dancingfrog
    08/25/09

    @redqueenmeg: Oh, Alan Rickman and Patrick Stewart GPS systems would rock. Along with, like, egg timers. "Engage" for when you set it; "Turn me off or I shall run mad" for when it beeps!
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    redqueenmeg promoted this comment Dancingfrog was starred Dancingfrog was unstarred
    Image of redqueenmeg redqueenmeg
    08/25/09

    @Dancingfrog: OMG, what a great idea! I need some ringtones too. In the meantime I'll probably just play this over and over. [www.youtube.com]
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    Image of BlondeGoddess BlondeGoddess
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    O Katy.
    Commenting on you and your 'big boobs' feels like feeding the trolls.
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    Image of bluetrain84 bluetrain84
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    Uggh, I think listening to Bob Dylan's voice on a GPS would drive me crazy. Don't get me wrong, he's got some great music and his lyrics are awesome, but I couldn't listen to him speaking all of the time.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment bluetrain84 was starred bluetrain84 was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/25/09

    @bluetrain84: It features hits like "Everybody Must Turn Right in .2 Miles"
    "The Lanes They Are A-Changin'"and
    "You Drive Just Like a Woman"
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    Edited by Maritsa at 08/25/09 9:25 AM Maritsa was starred Maritsa was unstarred
    Image of t-yo3 t-yo3
    08/25/09

    @Maritsa:
    "Most Likely You'll Go Your Way (And I'll Go Left at the Next Intersection)"
    "If Not For You (I'd be Hopelessly Lost)"

    (I liked the Positively 4th Street one! Bring it back!)
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    Edited by t-yo3 at 08/25/09 9:39 AM t-yo3 was starred t-yo3 was unstarred
    Image of bovary bovary
    08/25/09

    @bluetrain84: Just don't get Stuck Inside of Mobile With the Carsick Blues Again.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment bovary was starred bovary was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/25/09

    @t-yo3: I thought it was clunky - and now I can't remember it!
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    Image of BiteMeMitchell! BiteMeMitchell!
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    Ok, am I the only person who has never actually noticed Katy Perry's supposedly ginormous breasts? But then I spent years watching Party of Five and managed to completely miss Jennifer Love Hewitt's breasts, and I believe they are a big deal also.
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    Maritsa promoted this comment BiteMeMitchell! was starred BiteMeMitchell! was unstarred
    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    08/25/09

    @BiteMeMitchell!: It's almost like she's talking about them incessantly just to get attention!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/25/09

    @BiteMeMitchell!: I was watching some of the V Festival on telly on the weekend and she is well-endowed for someone petite.
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    08/25/09

    @Maritsa: LOL.

    @BiteMeMitchell!: and no I've never noticed them either but I try to avoid anything katy-perry related
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    Image of BiteMeMitchell! BiteMeMitchell!
    08/25/09

    @cuteasabutton: I think maybe because I'm British, anyone who isn't at least as big as Katie Price in that department just doesn't really seem to be particularly stacked to me!
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    Image of Zombies make the heart grow fonder Zombies make the heart grow fonder
    08/25/09

    @BiteMeMitchell!: I agree with Maritsa that she mentions them as though to bait attention which I find annoying. I also am confused why she talks about them as though they are just soooo huge. Sure, they look big when you see pictures but I doubt she is having trouble finding a bra off the shelf that fits. Stop trying to act as though you are dealing with some Katie Price sized melons!
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    oh gerard. how about this? how about you and me go hang out in glasgow for a good long while? we'll drink until you find me remotely attractive and then make out in the corner until closing time. sounds like fun, right?
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    Image of rogerdoger rogerdoger
    08/25/09

    In reply to Jessica Biel Is Dangerous; More Details On Michael Jackson Death
    They do play "When Love Takes Over" CONSTANTLY here in Hungary, so good for Kelly Rowland. For some reason I assumed it was just as popular in the States, guess not.
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    rah29 promoted this comment rogerdoger was starred rogerdoger was unstarred
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    08/25/09

    @rogerdoger: I can't get away from that damn song here in the UK either!
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    08/25/09

    @rah29: I try to avoid it and now it is stuck in my head!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    08/25/09

    @rogerdoger: I think it is pretty popular here too. I assume that Kelly was talking more about her last solo album which didn't do very well here if I remember correctly.
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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    08/25/09

    @rah29: @rogerdoger: Like "Citizen Dick", she's huge in Belgium right now.
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